Inu-washa: Hi peoples!

Jaid: …

Inu-washa: Come on, Jaid, aren't you happy to see our possible reviewers?

Jade: Don't you mean flamers?

Inu-washa: Don't be so negative!

Jaid: *sigh*

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A/N: This is just a little short that inu-washa came up with one morning when I (Jaid) was grousing about the lack of coffee. It makes no sense and really isn't supposed to.

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            As Yusuke stumbled into the airport coffee shop, he was met with a bunch of people who looked exactly like him, waiting in line behind a bunch of coffee geeks. The type of geeks you meet at the local Starbucks. This was the reason Yusuke always avoided such places religiously.

            He overheard one saying, "I'd like a coffee latte decaf cappuccino with extra sprinkles and milk."

            Yusuke twitched convulsively. It was just too much. Koenma had dragged him out of his bed on a cold SATURDAY morning, away from Keiko, to go to the airport and catch a plane for no apparent reason! (Translation: Koenma refused to tell him why. And since he was the BOSS, he could do that.)

            This made Yusuke to start yelling, "GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU TRENDY GEEKS AND LET US HAVE OUR COFFEE, DAMMIT!"

            But of course he couldn't. He hadn't had his coffee.

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Jaid: Like I said before, makes no sense.

Inu-washa: I thought it was funny.

Jaid: Yeah, well…that just sums it up about.

Inu-washa: I have a feeling that was veiled insult…

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