DISCLAIMER: blah blah blah…… 0_o
Thursday
In my room
11:59 pm
Dear Do'aho,
My professor and I went out today.
It was kinda fun...
First, we went to watch a movie.
She chose the movie that we will watch.
Man!
She sure has sex drive!
She chose a porn movie.
And since I'm tall and mature looking they let me enter.
So, the place was dark. (of course! duh!)
She selected a seat at the very corner of the movie house.
Then, the movie started.
After a good ten minutes, I felt something creeping on my thigh.
I thought it was some insect (yuck!) I ignored it.
It continued going up and up until it reached my *censor*
SHIT!
WHAT THE F*CK!
Man… I think I'm getting horny…
Then she starts massaging my *censor*
Oh yeah…
I'm really getting horny…
Then she suggested in a throaty, whore-like voice that we leave, so we left.
ANITO INN.
The blinking sign said clearly.
What kind of name is that for a motel?
So we went inside.
Checked in for a room.
Inside the room, she locked the door and started unbuttoning her blouse. Then she removed it.
HOLYSHIT!
She isn't wearing a bra!
Oh man!
Nice *censor* though.
Then she started to remove her skirt and then her pantyhose followed.
And guess what?
While she was removing her clothes she was dancing!
Well, there she was, dancing her ass out.
Her way of dancing was screaming "I'M A SLUT! I'M A SLUT!"
I'm starting to feel like a D.O.M. (dirty old man)
Who the f*ck wouldn't!
I mean, if you only saw the way she danced!
She danced like a turkey.
Strutting her ass out.
Then somebody woke me up.
Yeah!
I slept.
While she was checking in I got soooooooo bored I slept.
So that disgusting part was only a dream and to add it all up it was MY dream!
Oh well.
Back to what really happened.
We went to our room.
Inside, she first offered me a drink.
I declined.
It would only make me sleepy.
Then, she stared at me.
I stared at her.
She came closer and we kissed…
Then…
SCENE CUT!!!
I was really satisfied after.
But my satisfaction was shot lived when I saw her wallet.
It was on the floor exactly where it fell when it slipped out of her jacket.
There was a picture peeking out of it.
I looked at her sleeping figure then left the bed to look at the picture inside her wallet.
I saw a picture of a man and FIVE children.
All of them were smiling.
I looked at the message at the back of the picture.
Know what it said?!?!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY HONEY!!!
Yes!
A happy freakin' anniversary HONEY!
I shook her awake and showed her the picture.
She said it's true.
She's a married woman with FIVE kids.
Since I don't need married woman, especially with FIVE kids, in my life I told her so and broke up with her.
She started to become hysterical.
Ranting about she wouldn't give me up.
I really don't care.
So I pulled on my clothes and left her even if she was shouting at the top of her lungs.
Damn!
That was why she was so experienced!
Author's notes:
Nyak nyak nyak nyak nyak!
Yeah, I know Rukawa is a bit, or should I say, is really OOC.
But what can I say?!?!?!
It's his diary.
Sorry to all Rukawa fans and lovers out there!!! (like me)
likas lang talaga sakin na gaguhin ang mga mahal ko… ^_^