Teddybear(TB): Wazz up my good people!
Teddycat(TC): Uh Teddy...what r u doing?
TB: What does it look like I'm doing? I'M WRITTING A FAN FICTION WHAT ELSE!!!!!
TC: What about ur other story?
TB: Don't worry about it, I've got that covered! Anywho I just got this story stuck into my head and I just HAD to write it! ^_^
TC: Did u eat anything with sugar?
TB: No why do u ask? *hides a bag of chocolate kisses*
TC: Just wanted to know
TB: Anywho lets move on shall we! *looks around* Hmmmm somethings missing... I know! *snaps and Yugi and Yami apear* YUGI!!!!!!!!!! *hugs him till his face turns blue, then purple*
Yugi: Can't.................................................breathe................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TB: What did he say?
Yami: He said that he can't breath
TB: Oh.......is that all *let's go of Yugi* Is that better!
Yugi: Yes *gasp* thank u *coughs*
TB: Good!!!! Anywho I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! 'cause if I did Yugi will belong to me ^_^
Yugi: -_- I hate my life
TB: Oh don't be blue! Have a cookie! *hands Yugi some cookies*
Yugi: ^_______________^ YAY!!!!!! *stuffs 5 cookies in his mouth ^________________^
Yami: He's gonna die chooking
TB: Have some gum Yami!
Yami: OK! *stuffs 5ft of gum in his mouth* ^_____________^
TB: Now that everyone is happy! Time for my story!
TC: What about me *pouts*
TB: Oh sorry! Here *give TC 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pixie sticks*
TC: YAY! My lil ligth is so nice! *eats half of that many pixie stick in one gulp* ^__________^
TB: Ok! Time for my story!
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Chappie 1
Yami got bitten by a snake!!!

Yugi and Yami were walking home from an Ice Cream store
Yugi: *eating a cookies 'n cream ice cream (a.n. Mmmmmm ice cream *goes into the kitchen for some*)* You sure you don't want some ice cream?
Yami: No thank you! The last time I ate ice cream, my toung was numb for a week! (a.n. *from the kitchen* Is that even possible?)
Yugi: Ok suit your self. You don't know what you're missing! *eats some more ice cream (a.n. T_T NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WE RAN OUT OF ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!T_T)
Yami: I'm sure I'm not missing much...
Suddenly Yugi threw his ice cream in the air and screamed. The ice cream landed on Yami's head. (a.n. Aren't I evil ^_^ Yugi, Yami, & TC: Uh.....yes TB: Hey that wasn't very nice you know T_T)
Yami: Hey! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE TO WASH THIS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a.n. Tha's a whole lot of exclamation points)
Yugi: 0_0 *paler than paper* *doesn't make a single move*
Yami: Hey what's wrong with you?
Yugi: *points ahead* s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
Yami: Spit it out!
Yugi: *spits*
Yami: Eeewwwwww no I mean tell me what's wrong? *looks at what Yugi's pointing at* Ooooohhhhhhh
Yugi is pointing to a 10ft black-orange stripped snake with blood red eyes.
Yami: Cool!!! A SNAKE!!!!!! *picks up a stick and walks towards the snake*
Yugi: But what is a snake doing in the middle of a city? *sees what Yami is doing* Uh... What are you going to do with that stick, Yami?
(a.n. Ok what Yami is about to do is just plain stupid. I mean REALLY stupid. Kids, don't ever, EVER, do what Yami's about to do to the snake, you will regret it!)
Yami: Here, snakie, snakie, snakie... *slowly gets close to the snake*
Yugi: Uh Yami...
Yami: *starts to poke the snake with the stick* ^_____^
snake: *hisses madly*
Yami: Uuuuuu, is the snake mad?
Yugi: Yami, I wouldn't do that if I were you...
snake: *tries to bite Yami but misses* *hisses*
Yami: You're a nautghy lil' snake huh... *continues with the poking*
Yugi: Yami...
snake: *tries to bite Yami and succedes*
Yami: 0_0 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE SNAKE BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snake: *still attached to Yami's arm*
Yami: *swings his arm round and round* GET... IT...OFF!!!!!!!
Yugi: I warned you not to bother the snake but nnnooo...
Yami: *keeps swinging his arm untill finaly the snake gets dizzy, lets go, and goes flying in the air*
snake: @_@ *hisses* *flies threw the air* *keeps flying, getting smaller and smaller untill it disapear*
(a.n. You know how sometimes in cartoons, when some one is "flying" threw the air they get smaller and smaller untill you can't see them and what looks like a star shines for about two seconds then disapears completly? Yeah, well tha's what happend to the snake... Poor snake)
Yami: *runs around in a circle* I GOT A SNAKE BIT!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Yami try to stay calm. Maybe it wasn't poisonous...
Yami: *suddenly stops running around* *in a dreamy voice* Yeah you're right... *sways a little* ... maybe it wasn't poisonous at all *sways a bit more then faints*
Yugi: Maybe I was wrong. *runs over to Yami* Yami are you ok? *shakes Yami a bit* Yami?
Yami doesn't respond
Yugi: *eyes begin to water* Yami are you ok? *shakes him even more* Yami?
Yami still doesn't answer
Yugi: ~oh no~... YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(YAY!!!! My first ever cliff hanger so far ^_^ *avoids several eggs and rubber chicken aimed at me* Hey wha's the deal with eggs and rubber chickes? Readers: Uh... *shruggs* *chucks more eggs and rubber chickens* TB: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S RAINING EGGS AND RUBBER CHICKENS!!!!!!!)
TB: So did you like it? *looks at the trio*
Trio: 0_0
TB: What's the matter with you three
Yami: Oh nothing. Just the fact that I GET BITTEN BY A SNAKE AND I DIE!!!!!!
TB: Are u sure about that?
TC: What do u mean?
TB: I mean that you'll have to wait till the next chappie to figure out what will happen to Yami ^_^
Trio: -_-
TB: What's the point of writing a story if I can't leave it with a cliff hanger? *avoid several ham and tuna sandwiches* Hey cool I like tuna *catches a tuna sandwich* yum ^_^ *the ham and tuna sandwiches disapear and in its replaced by............broccoli* Yay I like broccoli! *eats some broccolis* *the broccoli disapears and his time its.........................spinach* 0_0!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWW I HATE SPINACH!!!!!!!!
Popeye the sailor man: *apears* Me Like spinach!!!!!!! *eats ALL of the spinach*
TB: 0_0 Yeah well. I don't own Popeye etheir
TC: Who would like to own him?
TB: I don't know?
Yami: Is it true that he likes this girl named uhh.....Olive?
Yugi: Yeah he does. I don't see what they see in her. I mean come on! The girl has long legs and arms! I mean REALLY LONG!
Popeye: *eats all of the spinach* Well I'm off! Good bye to yall *disapears*
TB: Well that was..........wierd........0_0.........Yeah well anywho R&R and I should have the next chappie up by today or tomorrow. Not sure. Oh well. CHAO FO NOW!!!!!