TB: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TC: Didn't u say that in ur last chapter?
TB: I did? *re-read last chapter* I guess Idid!
TC: -_-
Yugi: So what kinda tormenting r u planing for Yami and me?
TB: That's for me to know and for u to read and find out MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *thunder roars in the background*
TC: U do know that was lame right?
TB: *background is purple* Yes sadly I do...
Yugi: Teddybear doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! beacuse if see did, she'll make sure that the english version is shown completly.
TB: Hey u said the disclaimer with out me asking u
Yugi: *shruggs* Whatever
TB: *kisses Yugi* Thank u!
Yugi: *stars in his eyes* I've got to do THAT more often
TB: *giggles* Yeah, ANYWHO, time for my fiction to start! *clears throat* Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here's chappie 3 just for u! ^_^ Enjoy!
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Chappie 3
He's a snake!
Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: AH-ah-haha...
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *stares at Yami*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *is staring into space*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................*blink blink*
Yugi: Are you done?
Yami: No hold on..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........................ ok I'm done now
(a.n. *sweatdrop*)
Yugi: Feel better?
Yami: Pretty much...
Yugi: Good 'cause you're about to feel bad...terrible...horrible...grou...
Yami: I get the idea Yugi
Yugi: Oh yeah...
Yami: Hey...have you gotten taller?
Yugi: ~I wish~
Yami: What did you s-s-say?
Yugi: I s-said you wish!
Yami: ????????????????
Yugi: Have you notice that...well...
Yami: Hey!!!!!
Yugi: What?
Yami: I remember being bigger...and taller than your bed...
Yugi: Uh......
Yami: Yugi...
Yugi: Yes...
Yami: Tell me...hones-s-sty...WHAT THE HELLS-S-S WRONG WITH ME?
Yugi: Well...Remeber when I said that you looked like a snake?
Yami: Yes-s-s
Yugi: *points to the mirror*
Yami: ?????? *looks at Yugi, then slowly looks into the mirror*
His reflection is that of a green snake with purple eyes, and black diamonds running along his back. If you see his bottom, their a light brown color. (a.n. Yeah yall know the "legs" of a snake. It's really thier belly. Weird, being able to "walk" around on your belly...) To top it all of... it's a snake that has Yami's hair due. (a.n. I left his hair on cause it'll be weird if he doesn't have any hair on *pictures Yami without hair* *shudders* Scary)
Yami: I-I-I'm a...I'm.......................I'M A S-S-SNAKE!!! I'M A FREAKIN' S-S-SNAKE!!!!!!!!
Yugi: A good looking snake!
Yami: Yeah that's-s-s true... I s-s-stil have my beautiful hair *tries to use his hands to stroke his hair, but only succeds in using his tail* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY HANDS-S-S!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO HANDS-S-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: -_- Duh! Snakes have no hands and...
Yami: LEGS-S-S!!!!!!!!! MY LEGS-S-S ARE GONE TOO!!!!!! T_T I really hate my life now...
Yugi: *looses his temper(a.n. Imagine that)* *grabs the snake...er...Yami By his throat* CALM DOWN!!! PULL YOUR SELF TOGETHER!!!
Yami: *turns blue* Can't......................breathe.............................
Yugi: *realizes what he's doing* Oops, sorry *lets go of the sna...er...Yami*
Yami: *hits the floor with a low thud* Ouch! Any harder?
Yugi: Yes I can *reaches for Yami*
Yami: 0_0 That won't be nec-c-ces-s-sary ^_^'
Yugi: Well now what? I got a snake living in my house...
Yami: Way to be s-s-supportive
Yugi: Can my day get anymore worse?
Yami: Mine did...
Yugi: How?
Yami: Well first I get ic-c-ce cream on my head (a.n. Speaking of which. Remember I said I had NO ice cream... Well after writting my two chappies I went to my kitchen for a nice cold drink. I got a glass full of water, and when I look in the fridge for some ice...I found some chocolate popsicles. Man I hate my self -_-'), then I get bitten by a s-s-snake... NOW I'M ONE FREAKIN' FREAK OF NATURE!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Don't you mean a snake?
Yami: Is-s-sn't that what I s-s-said?
Yugi: -_-'
Yami: S-s-so... Did you found out anything?
Yugi: *shakes his head* Nope sorry
Yami: S-s-so I'm s-s-stuck like this! My life is-s-s s-s-so unfair (a.n. Join the club -_-)
~*~
Next day...
THE CITY OF DOMINO!!! (a.n. Can anyone guess where that's from?)
Yami: Hey who s-s-said that?
Yugi: Said what?
Yami: The c-c-city of Domino?
Yugi: I dun know
Yugi and Yami were walking down the streets of Domino. Well Yugi was walking, Yami was slithering.
Yami: Now I know how you feel Yugi
Yugi: What do you mean?
Yami: I mean now I know how it feels-s-s to be s-s-short
Yugi: Are you calling me a midget?
Yami: If the s-s-snake can rattle
Yugi: That made no sense what so ever
Yami: Damn! I better come up with better lines-s-s s-s-soon
Just then a woman with her little dauther pass by.
The little girl: Mommy mommy lookie lookie a snake! *pokes Yami* Pretty snake ^_^
Yami: *anime temple* *hisses*
The little girl: Uuuuuuu the snake likes poking! *continues with the poking(a.n. Some people just never learn)*
Yami: *hisses* *snaps at the little girl*
The little girl: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! THE SNAKE TRIED TO BITE ME!!!!!!!!!
Mother of the little girl (a.n. GOD DAMN! My fingers r starting to hurt for writting such long names): Why you little *wacks Yami with her purse*
Yami: @_@ *starts to sway*
Mother of the little girl: *grabs her dauthers hand* Hmph... *walks away*
The little girl: Can we get a snake? (a.n. Some people just never learn TC: U said that already TB: I know, but it's ture!)
Yugi: Are you ok Yami?
Yami: @_@ S-s-sorry you must be mis-s-staken...my name's-s-s mudd...
Yugi: Well Mr. Mudd... Are you ok?
Yami: @_@ Yeah just peachy like fis-s-sh s-s-surrounded by a herd s-s-sharks-s-s...
Yugi: That was stupid...
Yami: @_@ I know... Would you like s-s-some s-s-spot of tea?
Yugi: No thanks
Yami: Very good mate, carry on, Konichiwa!!!! (a.n. please don't kill me if I spelled that wrong!)
Yugi: *sweatdrops*
Yami: *talking to a tree* Ugi... Pleas-s-se direct me to the river, I need to drown
Yugi: -_-
Yugi: *to a dog* Oh...Hello Joey... You're looking unus-s-sually different today
Yugi: 0_0 What exactly was IN that purse?
Mother of the little girl: *pops in* Honestly I have no idea *pops out*
Yugi: Uh Yami... Maybe we should get you home...
Yami: I already told you my name is mudd... Now go dirty your hand...It's-s-s time for breakfas-s-st...
~*~
Back at Yugi's house
Yami: *has a pack of ive on his head* Ugh...What happend?
Yugi: *from another room* Good I see your awake
Yami: I had the s-s-strangest dream. I dreamt that I was-s-s a............ *looks into a near by mirror* ...........never mind........-_-
Yugi: Well while you were out cold I went to the library to see if I could find something out *sits next to Yami on the couch with a small stack of books*
Yami: *slithers away under the TV* That's-s-s nic-c-ce
Yugi: What are up to now?
Yami: *from under the TV* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I got you now *a little mouse can be heard followed by a small struggle, then finaly ending with Yami sluping down something* YUM!
Yugi: Ugh... I think I'm gonna be sick...
Yami: *crawls out* *has a mouse hanging by the tail* Care to join me?
Yugi: *turn green* Pass
Yami: S-s-suit your s-s-self *throws the mouse in the air, catches it and swallows it whole* Man I can't get enough of them *crawls away somewhere*
Yugi: *still green* Yeah...very...n-nice *hears Yami eating another mouse* hmph... I'll be in the bathroom...*run to the bathroom*
Yami: *from under the couch* *slurps a tail of a mouse* What's-s-s his problem? *spots another mouse* You're mine!
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TB: So what do you guyz think?
Both TC and Yugi are green
TB: Are you ok?
TC & Yugi: Excuse us *run towards to bathroom, but get stuck on the door way*
TB: *sweatdrops* No comments
Yami: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
TB: *shudders* I think he found out about the snake thing
Yami: TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TB: 0_0 y-yes-s........
Yami: *holds up a bottle of wine* WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY WINE?!?!?!?!?!?!
TB: *sighs* Oh is that all! I thought u were mad about me turning u into a snake.... 0_0 *covers her mouth and runs away somewhere*
Yami: Snake? *looks at TC and Yugi still fighting for the restroom* Oh-kay then... I'll be around...looking for more wine...by my self...*crickets chirp* -_-' *walks away*
TB: *re-appears* R&R! And thank u to all of my reviewers! *hears Yami's footsteps and disappears*
Yami: I WANT MORE WINE!!! WINE YOU HEAR ME!!! WINE!!!
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My Reviewers:
reioco: I'm glad you loved it! I loved it too! Even though it's my story... ok now I'm talking stupidity...
Chaosmage: Yes I know it was a little dramatic, but drama=stupidity=humor, work with me here! Yes I know Yami was stupid for doing a stupid thing AND the he can't die cause he's a 5000 year old spirit that can't die, and now I'm talking to much
P.S. I DID HAVE ICE CREAM! it's just that I forgot I had some T_T
Catzbane: Really I didn't know. I never even heard of it! U think it on sale now? Hm...
Yami-Yugi: ROFLOL? What's that? I kmow LOL= Laugh Out Loud, but ROF? Wha's that?
Lil Yugi Doll: WAZZ UP! I'm really glad u and your sis liked my story! Tell ur sis thanks for the plushies! I LOVE THEM!!!
Catsbane: So It's called S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s not Snake bite? Yes, No? I'm confused now @_@
Ok that's it for now... R&R!!!
TC: Didn't u say that in ur last chapter?
TB: I did? *re-read last chapter* I guess Idid!
TC: -_-
Yugi: So what kinda tormenting r u planing for Yami and me?
TB: That's for me to know and for u to read and find out MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *thunder roars in the background*
TC: U do know that was lame right?
TB: *background is purple* Yes sadly I do...
Yugi: Teddybear doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! beacuse if see did, she'll make sure that the english version is shown completly.
TB: Hey u said the disclaimer with out me asking u
Yugi: *shruggs* Whatever
TB: *kisses Yugi* Thank u!
Yugi: *stars in his eyes* I've got to do THAT more often
TB: *giggles* Yeah, ANYWHO, time for my fiction to start! *clears throat* Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here's chappie 3 just for u! ^_^ Enjoy!
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Chappie 3
He's a snake!
Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: AH-ah-haha...
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *stares at Yami*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *is staring into space*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................*blink blink*
Yugi: Are you done?
Yami: No hold on..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ........................ ok I'm done now
(a.n. *sweatdrop*)
Yugi: Feel better?
Yami: Pretty much...
Yugi: Good 'cause you're about to feel bad...terrible...horrible...grou...
Yami: I get the idea Yugi
Yugi: Oh yeah...
Yami: Hey...have you gotten taller?
Yugi: ~I wish~
Yami: What did you s-s-say?
Yugi: I s-said you wish!
Yami: ????????????????
Yugi: Have you notice that...well...
Yami: Hey!!!!!
Yugi: What?
Yami: I remember being bigger...and taller than your bed...
Yugi: Uh......
Yami: Yugi...
Yugi: Yes...
Yami: Tell me...hones-s-sty...WHAT THE HELLS-S-S WRONG WITH ME?
Yugi: Well...Remeber when I said that you looked like a snake?
Yami: Yes-s-s
Yugi: *points to the mirror*
Yami: ?????? *looks at Yugi, then slowly looks into the mirror*
His reflection is that of a green snake with purple eyes, and black diamonds running along his back. If you see his bottom, their a light brown color. (a.n. Yeah yall know the "legs" of a snake. It's really thier belly. Weird, being able to "walk" around on your belly...) To top it all of... it's a snake that has Yami's hair due. (a.n. I left his hair on cause it'll be weird if he doesn't have any hair on *pictures Yami without hair* *shudders* Scary)
Yami: I-I-I'm a...I'm.......................I'M A S-S-SNAKE!!! I'M A FREAKIN' S-S-SNAKE!!!!!!!!
Yugi: A good looking snake!
Yami: Yeah that's-s-s true... I s-s-stil have my beautiful hair *tries to use his hands to stroke his hair, but only succeds in using his tail* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY HANDS-S-S!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO HANDS-S-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: -_- Duh! Snakes have no hands and...
Yami: LEGS-S-S!!!!!!!!! MY LEGS-S-S ARE GONE TOO!!!!!! T_T I really hate my life now...
Yugi: *looses his temper(a.n. Imagine that)* *grabs the snake...er...Yami By his throat* CALM DOWN!!! PULL YOUR SELF TOGETHER!!!
Yami: *turns blue* Can't......................breathe.............................
Yugi: *realizes what he's doing* Oops, sorry *lets go of the sna...er...Yami*
Yami: *hits the floor with a low thud* Ouch! Any harder?
Yugi: Yes I can *reaches for Yami*
Yami: 0_0 That won't be nec-c-ces-s-sary ^_^'
Yugi: Well now what? I got a snake living in my house...
Yami: Way to be s-s-supportive
Yugi: Can my day get anymore worse?
Yami: Mine did...
Yugi: How?
Yami: Well first I get ic-c-ce cream on my head (a.n. Speaking of which. Remember I said I had NO ice cream... Well after writting my two chappies I went to my kitchen for a nice cold drink. I got a glass full of water, and when I look in the fridge for some ice...I found some chocolate popsicles. Man I hate my self -_-'), then I get bitten by a s-s-snake... NOW I'M ONE FREAKIN' FREAK OF NATURE!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Don't you mean a snake?
Yami: Is-s-sn't that what I s-s-said?
Yugi: -_-'
Yami: S-s-so... Did you found out anything?
Yugi: *shakes his head* Nope sorry
Yami: S-s-so I'm s-s-stuck like this! My life is-s-s s-s-so unfair (a.n. Join the club -_-)
~*~
Next day...
THE CITY OF DOMINO!!! (a.n. Can anyone guess where that's from?)
Yami: Hey who s-s-said that?
Yugi: Said what?
Yami: The c-c-city of Domino?
Yugi: I dun know
Yugi and Yami were walking down the streets of Domino. Well Yugi was walking, Yami was slithering.
Yami: Now I know how you feel Yugi
Yugi: What do you mean?
Yami: I mean now I know how it feels-s-s to be s-s-short
Yugi: Are you calling me a midget?
Yami: If the s-s-snake can rattle
Yugi: That made no sense what so ever
Yami: Damn! I better come up with better lines-s-s s-s-soon
Just then a woman with her little dauther pass by.
The little girl: Mommy mommy lookie lookie a snake! *pokes Yami* Pretty snake ^_^
Yami: *anime temple* *hisses*
The little girl: Uuuuuuu the snake likes poking! *continues with the poking(a.n. Some people just never learn)*
Yami: *hisses* *snaps at the little girl*
The little girl: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! THE SNAKE TRIED TO BITE ME!!!!!!!!!
Mother of the little girl (a.n. GOD DAMN! My fingers r starting to hurt for writting such long names): Why you little *wacks Yami with her purse*
Yami: @_@ *starts to sway*
Mother of the little girl: *grabs her dauthers hand* Hmph... *walks away*
The little girl: Can we get a snake? (a.n. Some people just never learn TC: U said that already TB: I know, but it's ture!)
Yugi: Are you ok Yami?
Yami: @_@ S-s-sorry you must be mis-s-staken...my name's-s-s mudd...
Yugi: Well Mr. Mudd... Are you ok?
Yami: @_@ Yeah just peachy like fis-s-sh s-s-surrounded by a herd s-s-sharks-s-s...
Yugi: That was stupid...
Yami: @_@ I know... Would you like s-s-some s-s-spot of tea?
Yugi: No thanks
Yami: Very good mate, carry on, Konichiwa!!!! (a.n. please don't kill me if I spelled that wrong!)
Yugi: *sweatdrops*
Yami: *talking to a tree* Ugi... Pleas-s-se direct me to the river, I need to drown
Yugi: -_-
Yugi: *to a dog* Oh...Hello Joey... You're looking unus-s-sually different today
Yugi: 0_0 What exactly was IN that purse?
Mother of the little girl: *pops in* Honestly I have no idea *pops out*
Yugi: Uh Yami... Maybe we should get you home...
Yami: I already told you my name is mudd... Now go dirty your hand...It's-s-s time for breakfas-s-st...
~*~
Back at Yugi's house
Yami: *has a pack of ive on his head* Ugh...What happend?
Yugi: *from another room* Good I see your awake
Yami: I had the s-s-strangest dream. I dreamt that I was-s-s a............ *looks into a near by mirror* ...........never mind........-_-
Yugi: Well while you were out cold I went to the library to see if I could find something out *sits next to Yami on the couch with a small stack of books*
Yami: *slithers away under the TV* That's-s-s nic-c-ce
Yugi: What are up to now?
Yami: *from under the TV* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I got you now *a little mouse can be heard followed by a small struggle, then finaly ending with Yami sluping down something* YUM!
Yugi: Ugh... I think I'm gonna be sick...
Yami: *crawls out* *has a mouse hanging by the tail* Care to join me?
Yugi: *turn green* Pass
Yami: S-s-suit your s-s-self *throws the mouse in the air, catches it and swallows it whole* Man I can't get enough of them *crawls away somewhere*
Yugi: *still green* Yeah...very...n-nice *hears Yami eating another mouse* hmph... I'll be in the bathroom...*run to the bathroom*
Yami: *from under the couch* *slurps a tail of a mouse* What's-s-s his problem? *spots another mouse* You're mine!
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TB: So what do you guyz think?
Both TC and Yugi are green
TB: Are you ok?
TC & Yugi: Excuse us *run towards to bathroom, but get stuck on the door way*
TB: *sweatdrops* No comments
Yami: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
TB: *shudders* I think he found out about the snake thing
Yami: TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TB: 0_0 y-yes-s........
Yami: *holds up a bottle of wine* WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY WINE?!?!?!?!?!?!
TB: *sighs* Oh is that all! I thought u were mad about me turning u into a snake.... 0_0 *covers her mouth and runs away somewhere*
Yami: Snake? *looks at TC and Yugi still fighting for the restroom* Oh-kay then... I'll be around...looking for more wine...by my self...*crickets chirp* -_-' *walks away*
TB: *re-appears* R&R! And thank u to all of my reviewers! *hears Yami's footsteps and disappears*
Yami: I WANT MORE WINE!!! WINE YOU HEAR ME!!! WINE!!!
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My Reviewers:
reioco: I'm glad you loved it! I loved it too! Even though it's my story... ok now I'm talking stupidity...
Chaosmage: Yes I know it was a little dramatic, but drama=stupidity=humor, work with me here! Yes I know Yami was stupid for doing a stupid thing AND the he can't die cause he's a 5000 year old spirit that can't die, and now I'm talking to much
P.S. I DID HAVE ICE CREAM! it's just that I forgot I had some T_T
Catzbane: Really I didn't know. I never even heard of it! U think it on sale now? Hm...
Yami-Yugi: ROFLOL? What's that? I kmow LOL= Laugh Out Loud, but ROF? Wha's that?
Lil Yugi Doll: WAZZ UP! I'm really glad u and your sis liked my story! Tell ur sis thanks for the plushies! I LOVE THEM!!!
Catsbane: So It's called S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s not Snake bite? Yes, No? I'm confused now @_@
Ok that's it for now... R&R!!!