Chapter 2
Herry Potter and the Witch's Stone
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Harry Potter but I own Herry ..
Author's Note: Goodness gracious, some flames...blegh! If it was a member I would've flamed their story too! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! This person told me NOT to continue, but who cares! I'M CONTINUING CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT! *Sticks out tongue* and also because some ppl told me to continue so nyaaaaahhh...
As the years went by, Herry grew older and older. He was pretty thin for his age, he wore glasses, and he had untidy hair. Herry liked one thing about him though, his peculiar scar. It was shaped like a star. He asked Aunt Daisy what he got it from but every time he asked she would shriek " GO AWAY! I DON'T LIKE BEING QUESTIONED!! IT MAKES ME NERVOUS!!! YOU GOT IT FROM A PLANE CRASH!"
" B-but how did I survive a plane cra-"? Herry began but was quickly cut off by Aunt Daisy.
" DIDN'T I TELL YOU NO QUESTIONS?!?!?!!"
Herry hated the Doosleys. He had spent almost 11 years with this screwed up family. Aunt Daisy would always yell and shout at him, Uncle Vackal would always criticize him, and Dursley scared him...because of his really scary appearance. He was also scared of Dursley because he would pop out of nowhere! It could be from a thin crack in the wall or just...anywhere!!
" WAKE UP!" boomed Aunt Daisy one day from outside his little cupboard. " TODAY IS MY POOH BEAR'S SPECIAL DAY!"
Oh yes, today was Dursley's birthday. Herry thought.
Then suddenly, Dursley came through a thin crack and said, " WAKE UP POTTER! We're going to the zoo!! My friends are coming! MWAHAHAAHAHH!!!!"
Herry stared at Dursley like he was some weird alien. Dursley ignored him and went into the kitchen.
"HOW MANY ARE THERE?!" demanded Dursley when he saw his BIG PILE of presents.
" 104! I counted them!" Vackal said proudly.
" Don't you feel special..." muttered Herry.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" shouted Vackal.
" Nothing."
" 104?! BUT LAST YEAR I GOT 200!!!!" yelled Dursley furiously.
" W-well...you know...some are quite big...and..." Vackal stuttered cowering behind a chair.
" I DON'T CARE! I WANT MOOOOORREE!!!!! MOREE!!!!" boomed Dursley. For a very very thin boy, he had a loud voice. Even his parents were afraid of him.
" Ok, ok, pooh bear! When we go out we'll buy you more presents! How's that?" said Aunt Daisy sweetly.
" ....OK!" agreed Dursley.
All of them sighed with relief.
Aunt Daisy narrowed her eyes at Herry and said " COOK THE BREAKFAST! DON'T BURN ANYTHING! NOTHING!"
Herry went to the stove and started cooking the breakfast. He made bacon, pancakes, eggs, and toast. When he was done, he shoved the plates in front of the Doosleys.
" Here." Herry said shortly.
" EEWWW! Look at all this OIL in here!" shouted Dursley.
" You need some to get at least some FAT in you! You walking twig!" retorted Herry angrily.
He made this breakfast and he put a lot of work in it.
Dursley was so furious with Herry that he bursted into big fake tears.
" LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!!" screamed Aunt Daisy. " Oh no...my poor Dursleykins..."
" H-he h-hurt m-my f-f-feelinnnnggsss!!!!!" "sobbed" Dursley.
Then suddenly, the doorbell rang. Vackal glared at Herry, got up, and answered the door.
" Dursley! It's your friends!" he called.
" YAY!!!" Dursley shouted and put on a straight face.
Dursley's friends were all the same. Skinny as a TWIG! They're favorite game was to hunt down Herry and scare the daylights out of him.
The zoo....
Dursley and his friends decided to look at the snakes first because snakes were Dursley's favorite animals. Actually, Dursley wanted to set a snake on Herry but he didn't tell anyone this. Dursley led the way to the reptile house. He actually led them into an aquarium...and all the fishes died before the very sight of Dursley.
"MAKE IT MOVE!!!!" demanded Dursley.
" Make what movie?" asked Vackal.
" THE SNAKE!" shouted Dursley
" Er...There are no snakes here."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
" We're in the aquarium."
" Oh...I knew that...I was just TESTING YOU!"
Finally, they arrived the reptile house.
"RIGHT THEN! MAKE IT MOVE!" demanded Dursley again.
Vackal nervously went up to the glass and tapped it. " Hello...wake up, cute lil snakey wakey..."
Herry stared at Vackal and thought, " This is a VERY SCREWED UP family..."
The snake simply continued snoozing on.
" UGH! THIS IS SO BORING! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK US HERE, DAD!" shouted Dursley.
Vackal's eyes filled with tears. Dursley's friends sniggered and beckoned Dursley to come look at the other snakes. Herry stayed behind because he felt sorry for the snake.
" Sorry about that...they don't know what it's like...to be scared or hurt by some scary people..." Herry said softly to the snake.
The snake started to sob. " YESSS I KNOW! I KNOW! I JUST WISH PEOPLE WOULD SSSTOP! ISSS NOT FUNNY..."
Herry stared at the snake with utmost terror on his face. " OH MY GOD!!! I NEED HELP! I CAN HEAR SNAKES! HELP! HELP HELP!!!!!!"
"SSSHUT UP!" the snake said.
People started staring. They stared. And stared, and stared AGAIN!
" Look...all you have to doo issss ussee your powersss to sseett mee freee!!!" said the snake smiling.
" Powers?"asked Herry
" Never mind..but...sseettt mee free, I mussst go ssseee Africa, becaussse my family is theree...ssss..."
" Er...I dunno how. Sorry." Herry said and left the reptile house with the Doosleys.
" Sssstupid boy!" hissed the snake.
Suddenly, Dursley ran back and leaned his face on the glass of the snake. He started making faces at it and said " YOU'RE SO FAT!"
" STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM!" shouted Herry angrily. " He's my friend!."
Herry didn't know what in the world happened. THE GLASS VANISHED AND DURSLEY FELL IN! The snake started hissing at him.
" MOMMY!" screamed Dursley.
The snake slithered out of its cage and said to Herry, " Thanksss, I alwaaysss knew you were sssmart." Then, he slithered away.
Vackal glared daggers at Herry and said slowly, " What...happened.... tell...me...now!!!!"
" I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!" Herry said.
" YEAH RIGHT! LIKE I'M GONNA BELIEVE THAT!!!"
Herry was locked up in his cupboard for three weeks. He had little bits of bread and he was starving. He was also very bored. He even tried talking to the spiders.
" So spidey, how was your day?" he asked.
" It was fine, thanks...er...I gotta go!" they would answer and crawl away as fast as possible.
Review please, I know this is un-funny and stupid, but im bored.........
Herry Potter and the Witch's Stone
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Harry Potter but I own Herry ..
Author's Note: Goodness gracious, some flames...blegh! If it was a member I would've flamed their story too! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! This person told me NOT to continue, but who cares! I'M CONTINUING CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT! *Sticks out tongue* and also because some ppl told me to continue so nyaaaaahhh...
As the years went by, Herry grew older and older. He was pretty thin for his age, he wore glasses, and he had untidy hair. Herry liked one thing about him though, his peculiar scar. It was shaped like a star. He asked Aunt Daisy what he got it from but every time he asked she would shriek " GO AWAY! I DON'T LIKE BEING QUESTIONED!! IT MAKES ME NERVOUS!!! YOU GOT IT FROM A PLANE CRASH!"
" B-but how did I survive a plane cra-"? Herry began but was quickly cut off by Aunt Daisy.
" DIDN'T I TELL YOU NO QUESTIONS?!?!?!!"
Herry hated the Doosleys. He had spent almost 11 years with this screwed up family. Aunt Daisy would always yell and shout at him, Uncle Vackal would always criticize him, and Dursley scared him...because of his really scary appearance. He was also scared of Dursley because he would pop out of nowhere! It could be from a thin crack in the wall or just...anywhere!!
" WAKE UP!" boomed Aunt Daisy one day from outside his little cupboard. " TODAY IS MY POOH BEAR'S SPECIAL DAY!"
Oh yes, today was Dursley's birthday. Herry thought.
Then suddenly, Dursley came through a thin crack and said, " WAKE UP POTTER! We're going to the zoo!! My friends are coming! MWAHAHAAHAHH!!!!"
Herry stared at Dursley like he was some weird alien. Dursley ignored him and went into the kitchen.
"HOW MANY ARE THERE?!" demanded Dursley when he saw his BIG PILE of presents.
" 104! I counted them!" Vackal said proudly.
" Don't you feel special..." muttered Herry.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" shouted Vackal.
" Nothing."
" 104?! BUT LAST YEAR I GOT 200!!!!" yelled Dursley furiously.
" W-well...you know...some are quite big...and..." Vackal stuttered cowering behind a chair.
" I DON'T CARE! I WANT MOOOOORREE!!!!! MOREE!!!!" boomed Dursley. For a very very thin boy, he had a loud voice. Even his parents were afraid of him.
" Ok, ok, pooh bear! When we go out we'll buy you more presents! How's that?" said Aunt Daisy sweetly.
" ....OK!" agreed Dursley.
All of them sighed with relief.
Aunt Daisy narrowed her eyes at Herry and said " COOK THE BREAKFAST! DON'T BURN ANYTHING! NOTHING!"
Herry went to the stove and started cooking the breakfast. He made bacon, pancakes, eggs, and toast. When he was done, he shoved the plates in front of the Doosleys.
" Here." Herry said shortly.
" EEWWW! Look at all this OIL in here!" shouted Dursley.
" You need some to get at least some FAT in you! You walking twig!" retorted Herry angrily.
He made this breakfast and he put a lot of work in it.
Dursley was so furious with Herry that he bursted into big fake tears.
" LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!!" screamed Aunt Daisy. " Oh no...my poor Dursleykins..."
" H-he h-hurt m-my f-f-feelinnnnggsss!!!!!" "sobbed" Dursley.
Then suddenly, the doorbell rang. Vackal glared at Herry, got up, and answered the door.
" Dursley! It's your friends!" he called.
" YAY!!!" Dursley shouted and put on a straight face.
Dursley's friends were all the same. Skinny as a TWIG! They're favorite game was to hunt down Herry and scare the daylights out of him.
The zoo....
Dursley and his friends decided to look at the snakes first because snakes were Dursley's favorite animals. Actually, Dursley wanted to set a snake on Herry but he didn't tell anyone this. Dursley led the way to the reptile house. He actually led them into an aquarium...and all the fishes died before the very sight of Dursley.
"MAKE IT MOVE!!!!" demanded Dursley.
" Make what movie?" asked Vackal.
" THE SNAKE!" shouted Dursley
" Er...There are no snakes here."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
" We're in the aquarium."
" Oh...I knew that...I was just TESTING YOU!"
Finally, they arrived the reptile house.
"RIGHT THEN! MAKE IT MOVE!" demanded Dursley again.
Vackal nervously went up to the glass and tapped it. " Hello...wake up, cute lil snakey wakey..."
Herry stared at Vackal and thought, " This is a VERY SCREWED UP family..."
The snake simply continued snoozing on.
" UGH! THIS IS SO BORING! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK US HERE, DAD!" shouted Dursley.
Vackal's eyes filled with tears. Dursley's friends sniggered and beckoned Dursley to come look at the other snakes. Herry stayed behind because he felt sorry for the snake.
" Sorry about that...they don't know what it's like...to be scared or hurt by some scary people..." Herry said softly to the snake.
The snake started to sob. " YESSS I KNOW! I KNOW! I JUST WISH PEOPLE WOULD SSSTOP! ISSS NOT FUNNY..."
Herry stared at the snake with utmost terror on his face. " OH MY GOD!!! I NEED HELP! I CAN HEAR SNAKES! HELP! HELP HELP!!!!!!"
"SSSHUT UP!" the snake said.
People started staring. They stared. And stared, and stared AGAIN!
" Look...all you have to doo issss ussee your powersss to sseett mee freee!!!" said the snake smiling.
" Powers?"asked Herry
" Never mind..but...sseettt mee free, I mussst go ssseee Africa, becaussse my family is theree...ssss..."
" Er...I dunno how. Sorry." Herry said and left the reptile house with the Doosleys.
" Sssstupid boy!" hissed the snake.
Suddenly, Dursley ran back and leaned his face on the glass of the snake. He started making faces at it and said " YOU'RE SO FAT!"
" STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM!" shouted Herry angrily. " He's my friend!."
Herry didn't know what in the world happened. THE GLASS VANISHED AND DURSLEY FELL IN! The snake started hissing at him.
" MOMMY!" screamed Dursley.
The snake slithered out of its cage and said to Herry, " Thanksss, I alwaaysss knew you were sssmart." Then, he slithered away.
Vackal glared daggers at Herry and said slowly, " What...happened.... tell...me...now!!!!"
" I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!" Herry said.
" YEAH RIGHT! LIKE I'M GONNA BELIEVE THAT!!!"
Herry was locked up in his cupboard for three weeks. He had little bits of bread and he was starving. He was also very bored. He even tried talking to the spiders.
" So spidey, how was your day?" he asked.
" It was fine, thanks...er...I gotta go!" they would answer and crawl away as fast as possible.
Review please, I know this is un-funny and stupid, but im bored.........