* see Chapter 1 for disclaimer
Chapter Two - The Sacred Rolling Pin of Oddities
Bulma woke up to find she had blurry vision and a damn good headache. She sat up and let her eyes focus. A thick forest of trees surrounded her, but there were no other signs of life besides her own. "What the hell?" she said to herself. She stood up and looked around wearily. "Hello?! Anobody here?!" After a few moments of silence she gave up and sat back down. "This is hopeless. I don't even know where the hell I am, let alone where the rest of my FAMILY is." She brought her knees up to her chest and hugged them. "Wait a second...I'm dressed!! ...Alright! Where's the pervert that changed my clothes?!" she demanded as she shot back up.
Just then Mirai Trunks came running out of the florest and ran into her, nearly knocking her over.
"Hey!! You'd better watch where you're going!!" Bulma snapped at him, not realizing who it was.
"I'm sorry..." Mirai said, blushing slightly. "Did I hurt you?"
"Trunks?!" exclaimed Bulma. "You're back?"
Mirai gave a confused look. "Back? What do you mean?" He looked over his shoulder. "Oh man! I'd better go...she's gaining on me..."
"Who is?" asked Bulma in a confused tone. "Is some boy crazy girl after you?" She winked and nudged Trunks with her elbow.
"No, Chi Chi, the wicked witch of the west is after me." answered Mirai. "Actually she's after this." He held up a rolling pin. "The Sacred Rolling Pin of Oddities. It's a possession of my fathers that holds great power. One blow in the head from this and a guy can be knocked out for weeks...or worse..."
"Wow!" said Bulma. She grinned. "I could sure use one of those!"
"No, you couldn't." Mirai continued. "IN the heands of someone unskilled in wizardry, this rolling pin is a weapon of mass destruction. Nobody is safe. That's why when the wicked witch and her two evil minions raided my fathers castle, I grabbed it and ran. And now she's after me. I gotta go!" With that, took off running again.
"Wait! Trunks! What castle?!" Bulma yelled, but Mirai was long gone.
"You!!" shouted a voice behind Bulma, cauusing her to jump. "Did you see a purple-haired young man run through here?!"
Bulma turned around to see Chi Chi standing there. "Nope, I haven't seen him." she answered bluntly.
"I think you're lying!" said Chi Chi as she walked over. "Where did he go?!"
"I'm not lying!!" Bulma retorted angrily. "I told you! I don't know which way he went!!"
"Ah ha! So he HAS been here!"
"Has not!"
"Has too!"
"Has NOT!"
"Hey!! What's going on here?!" shouted yet another voice.
Chi Chi growled. "Dende! When did you get here?!"
"Long enough to see you harrass this newcomer...now get out of here before I make you go away myself!" he threatened.
"Fine!" said Chi Chi. "But mark my words...I WILL get you..." She turned and headed into the woods once more.
**If you likey please review and Breezy will write more chapters for you ^_^ Dude! I rhymed! *grins*..**
Chapter Two - The Sacred Rolling Pin of Oddities
Bulma woke up to find she had blurry vision and a damn good headache. She sat up and let her eyes focus. A thick forest of trees surrounded her, but there were no other signs of life besides her own. "What the hell?" she said to herself. She stood up and looked around wearily. "Hello?! Anobody here?!" After a few moments of silence she gave up and sat back down. "This is hopeless. I don't even know where the hell I am, let alone where the rest of my FAMILY is." She brought her knees up to her chest and hugged them. "Wait a second...I'm dressed!! ...Alright! Where's the pervert that changed my clothes?!" she demanded as she shot back up.
Just then Mirai Trunks came running out of the florest and ran into her, nearly knocking her over.
"Hey!! You'd better watch where you're going!!" Bulma snapped at him, not realizing who it was.
"I'm sorry..." Mirai said, blushing slightly. "Did I hurt you?"
"Trunks?!" exclaimed Bulma. "You're back?"
Mirai gave a confused look. "Back? What do you mean?" He looked over his shoulder. "Oh man! I'd better go...she's gaining on me..."
"Who is?" asked Bulma in a confused tone. "Is some boy crazy girl after you?" She winked and nudged Trunks with her elbow.
"No, Chi Chi, the wicked witch of the west is after me." answered Mirai. "Actually she's after this." He held up a rolling pin. "The Sacred Rolling Pin of Oddities. It's a possession of my fathers that holds great power. One blow in the head from this and a guy can be knocked out for weeks...or worse..."
"Wow!" said Bulma. She grinned. "I could sure use one of those!"
"No, you couldn't." Mirai continued. "IN the heands of someone unskilled in wizardry, this rolling pin is a weapon of mass destruction. Nobody is safe. That's why when the wicked witch and her two evil minions raided my fathers castle, I grabbed it and ran. And now she's after me. I gotta go!" With that, took off running again.
"Wait! Trunks! What castle?!" Bulma yelled, but Mirai was long gone.
"You!!" shouted a voice behind Bulma, cauusing her to jump. "Did you see a purple-haired young man run through here?!"
Bulma turned around to see Chi Chi standing there. "Nope, I haven't seen him." she answered bluntly.
"I think you're lying!" said Chi Chi as she walked over. "Where did he go?!"
"I'm not lying!!" Bulma retorted angrily. "I told you! I don't know which way he went!!"
"Ah ha! So he HAS been here!"
"Has not!"
"Has too!"
"Has NOT!"
"Hey!! What's going on here?!" shouted yet another voice.
Chi Chi growled. "Dende! When did you get here?!"
"Long enough to see you harrass this newcomer...now get out of here before I make you go away myself!" he threatened.
"Fine!" said Chi Chi. "But mark my words...I WILL get you..." She turned and headed into the woods once more.
**If you likey please review and Breezy will write more chapters for you ^_^ Dude! I rhymed! *grins*..**