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Title: What the Hell is in those things?
Summary: Ever wonder what is in those portals at the Gold Saucer?
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*First Visit to the Gold Saucer: Cloud & co is getting off the tram from North Corel*
Barret: ..and so, that's how I destroyed the whole town and blew up the Reactor.
Cloud: …but the reactor is still there, and you said alittle bit ago that you saw the Shinra burning down the town…
Barret: …errr….ahhh….
Tifa: We're here! Cloud, you have the 3000 gil, right?
Cloud: *looks* SHIT! I spent it on this new kick ass sword.
Tifa: then go back to that shithole--…
Barret: *glares at Tifa*
Tifa: errr….back to North Corel, and sell some shit to get the money!
*Three days later*
Cloud: I'm back, and ive got the cash!
Tifa: you still have the sword, though! What did you sell?
Cloud: Sex, of course!
Tifa: !!!!!!!! *throws up*
Red XIII: lets just fucking go….
Woman At the Entrance: PAY ME 30,000 GIL, YA DIPSHITS!
Yuffie: WHA! I'M THE ONLY CASH STEALER IN THIS GAME! *slays the Woman*
Cloud: SUCH POWER!
Barret: Lets go have fun!
Aeris: Okay! *runs off with Barret*
Cloud: ugh….so…sick…gonna….*throws up*
Yuffie: Lets go, Cloud!
*Yuffie pushes Cloud towards a GS portal, and throws him inside*
Cloud: YAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Yuffie jumps in too, and starts falling. For the first 20 seconds, she's fine, and yet after three hours, she starts to scream*
Yuffie: YAAHHH! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!
Cloud: …I wouldn't know, seeing as how some Materia-stealing punk pushed me into a portal…
Yuffie: Get over it!
*Suddenly, Cloud and Yuffie are transported to the set of Star Trek: Voyager*
Cloud: What ho? Whats all this?
Tom Paris: SHIPS AHEAD!
Captain Janeway: KILL THEM! FIRE SOME PHASERS AT THEIR ASSES! *turns to Cloud and Yuffie*
Janeway: WHO THE FUCK ARE YA!?
Cloud: We're humans!
Janeway: GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHIP!
Cloud: Can do!
*Yuffie and Cloud reappear at the Entrance to Gold Saucer*
Yuffie: What the hell was that!?
Cloud: What difference does it make? WE HAVE TO PAY ANOTHER 3000 BECAUSE OF YOU!
End of part one!
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