Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha, I don't even own the lint in my pockets or the eraser I just found on the floor. How did that get there?
HUH?
Chapter One: Be careful of who you T.P.
"I LOVE YOU. YOU LOVE ME. LETS GET TOGETHER AND-" I was fully awake and my alarm was... well lets just say it's currently indisposed. Who in their right mind would play children's songs on a radio station? Or maybe it really is the end of the world.
Well no matter what the bizarre reason was, I was awake and trying to remember what was so important about today. I glanced at my calender and realization hit me. High School was written in big red letters. That's right. I'm starting High School today. Bummer. Where the hell did my summer go?
So I got dressed, brushed my hair along with other womanly business without much enthusiasm. True, I am excited about seeing some of my friends again, but I hate school. I hate those teachers who can't make anything interesting for the life of them. You know the ones with the monotone voices that seem to drone on for hours on end when it really only about 55 minutes. I also hate gossip which seems like I'll have to listen to for the next 4 years. Don't you just hate it when someone who sits next to you sighs and says "Drama, drama, drama." I'm a girl, but I'm not a girly girl mind you. Most of all, I hate that a lot of my friends will be going to a different high school than me because they live in different area districts.
There are some advantages of course. 1. I don't have to see Hojo ever again. 2. The loss of match making friends. And 3. I can wreak havoc on many new people's lives *insert evil laugh*. Thankfully my best friend Sango is going to the same school, so I won't feel so lonely.
I ate my breakfast quietly wondering what High school was like. My brother was sitting across from me, his mouth going about 100 miles an hour talking about how excited he was starting a new year at middle school. I ignored him, since he is like this 24/7 and started to do a mental check. I have my folder, my schedule, I was wearing my new uniform so there's nothing I forgot. I think.
If you see a 15-year-old girl with long black hair and brown eyes walking down the street like she was marching toward her death, then you know its me. I wouldn't be surprised if the funeral march started playing.
My mood changed from somber to extremely cheerful when I caught sight of my new school. A girl with short dark hair in a high ponytail came running up and grabbed me in a tight hug. She let go and we both started talking really fast, in which I think anyone but us couldn't understand. A few people stopped to stare at us. We stopped talking, then looked at each other, then ran at a random people, screaming at the top of our lungs. Ladies and gentlemen, meet my best friend Sango.
The area was completely deserted, except for the two of us. We were having a major laughing fit, as always our strange missions of creeping people out was a success.
"Kagome, I missed you so much" my friend was the first to gain full use of her vocal cords. "Its been so long since I last saw you."
"I missed you too, Sango" I said "But didn't we see each other 2 days ago, when we toilet papered some guy's house?"
"O Yeah! I wonder if it ever got cleaned up? I mean we used up that entire 16 pack of rolls and all..."
At that moment the warning bell ranged, so we were forced to head off to class. Good news: we both had the same first period and lunch. Bad news: those are the only things our schedules had in common.
We got to our first period class, which was World Geography, but -surprise!- there was no teacher there. So we took our seats as far back as we could. Those seats are the best, because the teacher's pets always sit at the front- that is if the teacher doesn't put you in alphabetical order. Two boys were sitting next to us. One had dark hair, pulled into a small ponytail while the other had long black hair. I would say he was cute, if he wasn't scowling at the moment. His companion had a way-too-innocent-grin which immediately made me suspicious of him. I shrugged it off for now, since I didn't want to miss an opportunity to eavesdrop. I guess Sango had the same idea as well. She was watching the two with interest, but the guys didn't seem to notice we were watching them. To engrossed talking about their vacations.
"I'm gonna kill Kouga!" the long haired guy said. More like growled "Do you know how long it took me to clean up the yard? My whole weekend was ruined because of that bastard"
"Well, that only shows you Kouga doesn't have a life. Only lives to torment you." The guy with the ponytail responded. "So how did he do it?"
"Other than the usual style of T.P ing, there was also spit wads, a happy face for some odd reason, and lots of chicken poop."
"Oh shit!" I looked over at Sango with wide eyes. "So we toilet papered that guy's house." And we could have blamed it on that Kouga person too, if it Sango hadn't said it so loud. The two guys were just looking at us, realization sinking in. Vacant expressions were soon replaced by anger and amusement. Bet you can't guess whose the angry one. If you guessed it was the long haired one, then congratulations Captain Obvious.
The guy jumped out of his seat, looking like he was going to strangle Sango.
"You little wench" the guy shouted "How bout I t.p'd your house. Or maybe I should just wring your little neck?"
"Actually I believe Kagome t.p. my house just last week." my friend said "And about the neck...I think you wouldn't even hit a girl." I have to say, Sango was pretty confident, standing in front of the guy and grinning like crazy.
"Damn! I'll get revenge on you later, wench." the guy sat back in his seat, either sulking or planning revenge against me and Sango. His friend got up from his seat, heading towards our desks.
"Hi, I'm Miroku and m friend over there is Inu Yasha." He flashed us an oh-so-innocent smile. "And who might you two lovely ladies be?"
"I'm Kagome" I said, glancing over to my friend. Was she blushing?
"H-hi. I'm Sango." aww! Sagno likes Miroku. I gotta remember to bring it up later, just for fun. Or maybe blackmail. Oh, the possibilities....
"I am honored to be before such a beauty." Miroku said taking Sango's hand and kissing it. Wow, that was so romantic. If only he hadn't ruined it by groping her. It's kinda hard not to notice when yells really loud, and a guy is slammed into a wall, leaving a rather large crack. Everyone was either staring at Miroku or Sango or were talking about what just happened. Everyone except Inu Yasha. He was mumbling something like 'that guy never learns'.
And that's when our teacher finally walked in. You know how in some shows, a teacher would come in and use her nails to make that scraping sound on the chalkboard, causing everyone to cringe in pain? Well, that's exactly what she die. I think that's why teachers have chalkboards, to get everyone to shut up. Either that or to torture us kids. This is all some big conspiracy.
I got a good look at our new teacher. She had long, white hair which was strange since she seemed pretty lively enough. She was very tall, good posture in my Mom's standards. Maybe she was in her 30's, cause I didn't see any wrinkles on her strict looking face.
Good morning class. I'm Sesshoumaru," The teacher said in a deep manly voice. OMG! It's a guy! I did my best to stifle my laughter. No one else was doing any doing better, they were all laughing. Sango was having a giggle fit, while Inu Yasha was laughing the loudest of the entire class. Sesshoumaru just stood there, waiting for the class to quiet down. When we finally did, he gave an evil smile and said in a menacing voice "I'm going to make this class a living hell"
This was going to a very interesting year indeed.
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Raizel: Yah! I know, I know, stupid story right? Well, give me a break cause I'm making it up as I go so I'm open to suggestions.
Eks: Oh No-Raizel's writing! It's the end of the world as we know it
Raizel: Oh so true. I might or might not write anything more for this story. I'm pretty sure people are sick of reading AU high school stories by now.
Eks: That's right-this stupidass never finishes what she starts
Raizel: Can it Eks! Anyway, Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru aren't related in this story. And I also can't spell or use punctuation cause I'm too lazy to correct it. Have a nice day!! x_x