Fellowship Follies
Chapter 1: Dwarves, Forests and Water do not Mix
By Babmidnight
AN: Elvensong and I have once again started our third humor fic. Comic relief of the first movies shall we say.
Warnings: Well what is there to warn? There isn't anything sick in this chapter so it most likely won't ever go past PG 13 depending on Elvensong. This one is PG I guess.
Disclaimers: Well they aren't mine, so I guess we have to give them up when we're done borrowing them. *sigh* :( but they're so fun to play with…….
On December 26th of the Third age, the fellowship of the ring left for their journey to destroy the one ring. The nine members wondered though the woods, some longing to be away from the trees; some longing for loved ones, others ready to be free of heavy burdens.
"We've been in these woods for days!!!" complained Gimli
"Honestly friend dwarf, the woods aren't that bad! They are beautiful and have many old stories to tell" Responded Legolas.
"Humph! Elves and their tree like ways!"
Legolas picked up his pace and walked next to Aragorn, speaking silently. "Aragorn, I think Gimli would like to see the trees some more. Maybe we should take the more direct route though the woods off of the trail!"
Days went on as they still wondered though the woods.
"We're lost, I know it!"
"No we're not, Gimli." said Legolas.
"YES WE ARE!!!! Don't you see it we've been going around in circles, they are all the same!" Gimli then ran off in the distance to prove his point.
SPLASH!!!!!!!!!
Boromir, Pippin, Merry, Frodo and Sam ran off to find the wet Dwarf.
"Serves him right!" commented Aragorn.
"Dwarves, stupid dwarves! Where there is a forest, there is a stream!!"
"Come Aragorn, Legolas. I'm sure he's not enjoying the water. Most likely can't even swim."
Right on cue everyone heard Gimli screaming.
"HELP! I can't swim!"
"But dear dwarf, you're only in five feet of water! Surely you can touch the bottom" laughed Legolas.
"But sir Elf, I'm four foot 7! That's a good head deeper than I can touch!"
"Then hold your breath, and walk on the bottom back to shore." said Aragorn.
"What are you crazy? And make a fool of myself?"
"You already have, just by running and falling in a river with a waterfall that you could of heard a mile away." Boromir said. Gimli held his breath and walked to shore looking like a wet dog that just got an unwanted bath.
"Lets build a camp fire and stay here for the night." suggested Gandalf
The next day they moved on.
"Look Gimli! There is the edge of the forest!" Merry noted.
"ACHOOO"
"Oh Look, Gimli has caught a cold! See what you get for falling into a river when we were almost out of the forest." Laughed Pippin "That should teach him to think a Ranger and an Elf would get him lost in a forest." said Sam.
Gimli growled. This was going to be a very long journey. Indeed it was, especially when Gimli the Dwarf fell in water and caught a cold all in one day.
Chapter 1: Dwarves, Forests and Water do not Mix
By Babmidnight
AN: Elvensong and I have once again started our third humor fic. Comic relief of the first movies shall we say.
Warnings: Well what is there to warn? There isn't anything sick in this chapter so it most likely won't ever go past PG 13 depending on Elvensong. This one is PG I guess.
Disclaimers: Well they aren't mine, so I guess we have to give them up when we're done borrowing them. *sigh* :( but they're so fun to play with…….
On December 26th of the Third age, the fellowship of the ring left for their journey to destroy the one ring. The nine members wondered though the woods, some longing to be away from the trees; some longing for loved ones, others ready to be free of heavy burdens.
"We've been in these woods for days!!!" complained Gimli
"Honestly friend dwarf, the woods aren't that bad! They are beautiful and have many old stories to tell" Responded Legolas.
"Humph! Elves and their tree like ways!"
Legolas picked up his pace and walked next to Aragorn, speaking silently. "Aragorn, I think Gimli would like to see the trees some more. Maybe we should take the more direct route though the woods off of the trail!"
Days went on as they still wondered though the woods.
"We're lost, I know it!"
"No we're not, Gimli." said Legolas.
"YES WE ARE!!!! Don't you see it we've been going around in circles, they are all the same!" Gimli then ran off in the distance to prove his point.
SPLASH!!!!!!!!!
Boromir, Pippin, Merry, Frodo and Sam ran off to find the wet Dwarf.
"Serves him right!" commented Aragorn.
"Dwarves, stupid dwarves! Where there is a forest, there is a stream!!"
"Come Aragorn, Legolas. I'm sure he's not enjoying the water. Most likely can't even swim."
Right on cue everyone heard Gimli screaming.
"HELP! I can't swim!"
"But dear dwarf, you're only in five feet of water! Surely you can touch the bottom" laughed Legolas.
"But sir Elf, I'm four foot 7! That's a good head deeper than I can touch!"
"Then hold your breath, and walk on the bottom back to shore." said Aragorn.
"What are you crazy? And make a fool of myself?"
"You already have, just by running and falling in a river with a waterfall that you could of heard a mile away." Boromir said. Gimli held his breath and walked to shore looking like a wet dog that just got an unwanted bath.
"Lets build a camp fire and stay here for the night." suggested Gandalf
The next day they moved on.
"Look Gimli! There is the edge of the forest!" Merry noted.
"ACHOOO"
"Oh Look, Gimli has caught a cold! See what you get for falling into a river when we were almost out of the forest." Laughed Pippin "That should teach him to think a Ranger and an Elf would get him lost in a forest." said Sam.
Gimli growled. This was going to be a very long journey. Indeed it was, especially when Gimli the Dwarf fell in water and caught a cold all in one day.