Fellowship Follies
(Co-author fic by Elvensong and Babmidnight)
Chapter Five: Pippin, Merry and Boromir: Have they gone insane?
By Babmidnight
Disclaimers: None of the LOTR people in this belongs to us. Nor does any of the songs used in this. And no it's not a song fic. You'll just have to read to find out what funny why I used two different songs. Oh and it does get a little AU don't flame....!!!
Author's Note: This chapter is more AU then normal. Bare with us, we won't be doing anymore au like this for awhile most likely. Busy lives are taking over and there is only so many things you can do in a humor fic before you run out of ideas. Don't want it to be to lame I think.
Rating: PG to PG-13 nothing too bad even some things that a little kid would enjoy...you'll see…. :-D
Last time in Chapter Four:
Aragorn pounced over the exasperated Elf to the defense of the hobbit, before realizing all he held was a bar of soap and was wearing his birthday suit.
Thus was born the strategic defense against the Killer Mushroom as seen in the title of this chapter.
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The mushroom stared at Aragorn. He did not like a nearly naked Aragorn. It was not a sight the mushroom liked to see.
"um...I'll be going now" said the mushroom in a strange plant like voice. He turned around to run not looking where he was going.
BAM
"OWWW damn stupid plants don't look where they are going ever. Worse then elves!"
"HEY!"
"Elf friend you should take that as a complement"
Legolas stares at Gimli and just watches on to see what would happen next.
Gimli tried to get up but the mushroom was too heavy. "Who gave you miracle gro? Man, I mean um.....yeah man; you need to cut down on your miracle gro! Now do you mind getting off me?" demanded Gimli. (AN: note sorry if gro is wrong correct me if it's wrong)
"ur....sorry" said the mushroom
The mushroom got up and backed away from Gimli scared from so many people with a dislike for him. Out of the blue he lost his footing on the ledge falling into deeper water. Now you see this mushroom couldn't swim unlike some of his fellow plants the Lilies..... As no one came to his rescue he soon couldn't hold his head above water with it being heavier then the rest of his body. The mushroom had a peaceful death floating upside down in the water.
Legolas whispers to Merry "What did I tell you about picking mushrooms? They're dangerous outside of the shire!"
"Hey what do you say we have mushroom for stew?" asked Pippin
"um......I got a better idea. Why don't we stew the mushroom and leave it for the orcs to go crazy?!!" said Merry
"Good idea. Orcs? Where!!!"
WHACK
"No Pippin. We don't eat the crazy mushroom. It could be dangerous. Remember last time we ate mushrooms outside of the shire? Now we don't want that happening again now do we?"
"I see your point Merry"
"Good Pippin, now maybe Sam will be so kind to stew him for the orcs. They can go crazy instead of us. They won't know the effects of mushrooms."
The rest of the fellowship just stared before falling to the ground laughing.
"What?!!" asked both Pippin and Merry
They all looked at them then laughed harder. Deciding they weren't going to get any answers they dropped the subject.
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The next morning they all woke up to the bright sun, the warmth waking them up. After eating they started once more on their Journey.
"Merry, I'm bored"
"Me too Pippin"
"Hey, Merry, look! Those things in the air are making shapes in the air."
The rest of the fellowship looks to the sky.
"um........merry, Pippin. Those aren't things and they certainly aren't making shapes."
"I feel something evil...." said Legolas.
"Everyone hide!!" yelled Aragorn.
The birds flew by not seeing anything.
"WOO, that was close" said Pippin
Later as they were near that mean snowy Mountain (name escapes me) the fellowship heard some someone singing.
" it is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll just keep on singing forever just because......this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll just keep on singing forever just because......this is the song that never ends........"
"Pippin stop. I think they heard you."
"oh.....and it's the song that never ends.........owww.......ok I'll shut up."
"oh is it song time!!" asked Boromir
"NOOOOO"
"oh ok I'll go pout"
A few hours after they are hiking with Boromir ignoring everyone but the hobbits the day seems to become normal again.
"Oh screw you guys, I'm singing. Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees. And the flowers and the trees. And the moon up above. And a thing called "Love". Let me tell ya 'bout the stars in the sky. And a girl and a guy. And the way they could kiss. On a night like this. When I look into your big brown eyes. It's so very plain to see. That it's time you learned about the facts of life. Starting from A to Z.
Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees. And the flowers and the trees. And the moon up above. And a thing called "Love" (Yeah!). When I look into your big brown eyes. It's so very plain to see. That it's time you learned about the facts of life. Starting from A to Z..........."
"SHUT up Boromir"
"Bam Wham Bam"
"Holy Batman"
And so this is where these two songs got started. One started by hobbits bored out of their minds. The other a song that would continue to be heard all away to the 20th century started by our human friend Boromir.
The End
(Co-author fic by Elvensong and Babmidnight)
Chapter Five: Pippin, Merry and Boromir: Have they gone insane?
By Babmidnight
Disclaimers: None of the LOTR people in this belongs to us. Nor does any of the songs used in this. And no it's not a song fic. You'll just have to read to find out what funny why I used two different songs. Oh and it does get a little AU don't flame....!!!
Author's Note: This chapter is more AU then normal. Bare with us, we won't be doing anymore au like this for awhile most likely. Busy lives are taking over and there is only so many things you can do in a humor fic before you run out of ideas. Don't want it to be to lame I think.
Rating: PG to PG-13 nothing too bad even some things that a little kid would enjoy...you'll see…. :-D
Last time in Chapter Four:
Aragorn pounced over the exasperated Elf to the defense of the hobbit, before realizing all he held was a bar of soap and was wearing his birthday suit.
Thus was born the strategic defense against the Killer Mushroom as seen in the title of this chapter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The mushroom stared at Aragorn. He did not like a nearly naked Aragorn. It was not a sight the mushroom liked to see.
"um...I'll be going now" said the mushroom in a strange plant like voice. He turned around to run not looking where he was going.
BAM
"OWWW damn stupid plants don't look where they are going ever. Worse then elves!"
"HEY!"
"Elf friend you should take that as a complement"
Legolas stares at Gimli and just watches on to see what would happen next.
Gimli tried to get up but the mushroom was too heavy. "Who gave you miracle gro? Man, I mean um.....yeah man; you need to cut down on your miracle gro! Now do you mind getting off me?" demanded Gimli. (AN: note sorry if gro is wrong correct me if it's wrong)
"ur....sorry" said the mushroom
The mushroom got up and backed away from Gimli scared from so many people with a dislike for him. Out of the blue he lost his footing on the ledge falling into deeper water. Now you see this mushroom couldn't swim unlike some of his fellow plants the Lilies..... As no one came to his rescue he soon couldn't hold his head above water with it being heavier then the rest of his body. The mushroom had a peaceful death floating upside down in the water.
Legolas whispers to Merry "What did I tell you about picking mushrooms? They're dangerous outside of the shire!"
"Hey what do you say we have mushroom for stew?" asked Pippin
"um......I got a better idea. Why don't we stew the mushroom and leave it for the orcs to go crazy?!!" said Merry
"Good idea. Orcs? Where!!!"
WHACK
"No Pippin. We don't eat the crazy mushroom. It could be dangerous. Remember last time we ate mushrooms outside of the shire? Now we don't want that happening again now do we?"
"I see your point Merry"
"Good Pippin, now maybe Sam will be so kind to stew him for the orcs. They can go crazy instead of us. They won't know the effects of mushrooms."
The rest of the fellowship just stared before falling to the ground laughing.
"What?!!" asked both Pippin and Merry
They all looked at them then laughed harder. Deciding they weren't going to get any answers they dropped the subject.
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The next morning they all woke up to the bright sun, the warmth waking them up. After eating they started once more on their Journey.
"Merry, I'm bored"
"Me too Pippin"
"Hey, Merry, look! Those things in the air are making shapes in the air."
The rest of the fellowship looks to the sky.
"um........merry, Pippin. Those aren't things and they certainly aren't making shapes."
"I feel something evil...." said Legolas.
"Everyone hide!!" yelled Aragorn.
The birds flew by not seeing anything.
"WOO, that was close" said Pippin
Later as they were near that mean snowy Mountain (name escapes me) the fellowship heard some someone singing.
" it is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll just keep on singing forever just because......this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll just keep on singing forever just because......this is the song that never ends........"
"Pippin stop. I think they heard you."
"oh.....and it's the song that never ends.........owww.......ok I'll shut up."
"oh is it song time!!" asked Boromir
"NOOOOO"
"oh ok I'll go pout"
A few hours after they are hiking with Boromir ignoring everyone but the hobbits the day seems to become normal again.
"Oh screw you guys, I'm singing. Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees. And the flowers and the trees. And the moon up above. And a thing called "Love". Let me tell ya 'bout the stars in the sky. And a girl and a guy. And the way they could kiss. On a night like this. When I look into your big brown eyes. It's so very plain to see. That it's time you learned about the facts of life. Starting from A to Z.
Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees. And the flowers and the trees. And the moon up above. And a thing called "Love" (Yeah!). When I look into your big brown eyes. It's so very plain to see. That it's time you learned about the facts of life. Starting from A to Z..........."
"SHUT up Boromir"
"Bam Wham Bam"
"Holy Batman"
And so this is where these two songs got started. One started by hobbits bored out of their minds. The other a song that would continue to be heard all away to the 20th century started by our human friend Boromir.
The End