Chapter Two: Welcome to Town of Booze!

I just realized how unappealing the title of this story is. But I guess it is okay since there is going to be lots of alcoholic and drug abuse later on. O.o;; Maybe this should have been rated R…Oh wellz, it turned out that way so, too bad.

God, I hate Yuffie. She is the most annoying bitch in the goddamn world. The third time I played FFVII, I didn't even bother to find her in the forest. Stupid friggin ninja woman. But other than Yuffie, there is someone else in FFVII I despise even more dearly with my life…

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"Ah…, I must have hit my head on something…," muttered Riku as he tripped over something and slammed his lovely face into the wall. The thing he tripped over was someone's smelly brown boots. The person seemed to have deliberately stuck out their shoes in order to trip Riku.

As Riku angrily turned to confront that person, the stranger grabbed Riku and covered his mouth. Riku was frustrated and shoved the person in order to get away. The stranger retreated but then came back at Riku again.

"HELP! CHILD MOLESTERER!!! I'M BEING RAPED!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!" Riku yelled at the top of his lungs. But he knew yelling was futile.

Molesterers in these days, especially in Destiny Islands, were very common. People needed to fulfill their "personal" desires but not having TOO much adults around on the islands, the rapists had to live off on poor children. Riku, being the beautiful boy he was, was usually the main target for them (especially male ones x.x). Poor guy O_o;;.

Feeling that just physical restraints were impossible to stop Riku from screaming, the stranger took out a long rod from their hood. The person leaped out like a frog on crack and hit Riku on the head, making an unusually familiar sound.

KONK!

Riku fainted almost immediately and the stranger dragged the body over to a shady place for god knows what reasons. O.o

Let's hope Riku wasn't right about what he yelled.

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Sora looked in the mirror. He was dead tired. And his hair showed it, too. His usually spiky and gravity-defying hair was now drooping like he got soaked or something. Sora was taken aback by how long his hair actually was when he wasn't using 20 pounds of gel. He played with his hair and giggled when he made it look like Riku's. -_-;;

"HEY! Who the hell in the world is using the bathroom this long?!" A gruff voice boomed from outside the bathroom. Sora quickly used the public hair gel (named "Booze Gel" ) to put his hair up to his original spikiness and ran out of the bathroom. A man in his late forties with a cigarette in the corner of his mouth that would never fall off and a barrel for a belt walked in, grumbling as he went.

Sora wandered why a person would wear a barrel for a belt. When the man came out of the bathroom twenty minutes later, Sora went back in to get some more hair gel for later use but came bounding back out for a malodorous smell was filling up the room.

Sora now knew why the man wore a barrel for a belt.

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Riku was in some kind of a reminiscing trance. He remembered Destiny Islands, how nice everything was there. An island utopia. He also remembered faces; Selphie's infatuated face, Tidus's adoring face, and Wakka's pure-jealousy face. And then, he remembered Sora. Yes, Sora, his true love. Sora smiled his stoned smile until the tranquil scene broke apart with Kairi's goddamned in the middle of it.

Riku felt something poke at his eyes. He tried batting the thing away, but it was persistent. Why the hell was it bothering him?

"Argh!" Riku yelled and got up from his stupor to see what in the world was bothering him so much. It was.., a woman. A woman had been poking at his eyes for some time now.

She wasn't a very pretty sight, or maybe it was the pink. Actually, it was both. She had several giant PINK ribbons tied to her brown hair as if that could hide the battered condition of her locks. Her badly arranged set of PINK clothes and PINK accessories scared the living crap out of Riku. Everything was all sickingly PINK. The only thing that didn't that wasn't painful to look at her was her eyes. They were almost like emeralds. Riku decided that in order to stop giving himself an eye sore, he would have to look at her eyes, only.

The pink woman smiled. "Well, hello there. I am Aerith, the last surviving member of the Cetra," she said it as if being the last Cetra was a great honor. Well, NO ONE CARES YOU SLUT.

It is time to notify the audiences my great amount of hatred for the godamn Ancient. I DON'T LIKE HER. The Squaresoft people must have noticed the great amount of hate letters and complaints about "Aeris" from FFVII so they decided to change her name to "Aerith" in Kingdom Hearts. It didn't really matter if they changed the name or not, because people from all over the world hated her still the same. YES! AERITH HATE WORLDWIDE!!!

"I just wanted to ask you,," she said, "how you get that wonderful shade of green in your eyes. Where did you purchase your color contacts?" Riku shuddered at the hideousness of her voice which AWFULLY reminded him of a stupid AMERICAN POP SINGER that won NO awards for being a music artist but only for being in a corny romantic movie. He shook off that horrible thought before answering the offensive question.

"I don't use contacts. This is my natural eye color," Riku had heard this question so many times before. Yes, he did admit he had really beautiful green-but-sometimes-blue eyes, but he hated it when someone thought they were color contacts. He scowled for it was the 56th time someone asked.

"Ohh, I thought they were color contacts, like mine," she took off her eyes (not really, just the contacts) and showed it to Riku. He FREAKED out at seeing the eye just come off (watching someone else take off their contacts is really freaky). He dared not look into the true color of Aerith's eyes. Aerith put her "eye" back in.

"Umm, do you know a person named Sora? If so, can you tell me where he is?" Riku asked.

"No, I have never heard of a person named Sora," she said, truthfully. Riku sighed. He really wanted to see Sora, but he didn't think it would be possible now. He scanned the room he was in. It was basically yellow, but it was called Green Room. At one corner of the room, he saw a long rod. A rod?

"Ah!" Riku screamed. Long Rod - Molester - Ugly Pink Woman - Aerith. Riku could not possibly accept this fact. He excused himself to the bathroom to hurl his guts out. Poor baby…

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Sora wandered around town. Everyone in town looked at him strangely. Not only was Sora dressed much more differently than the town people, he was also carrying a giant key. He hated carrying it around but he had no choice.

Sora was starting to get bored until he noticed a person with blue-silver hair. No, it couldn't be, but it is!

"RIKUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!!!" Sora yelled as he started running to his friend at 800 mph. Riku turned around and literally got tackled by his sugar-high friend.

"Sora! I was looking for you!" Riku seemed much more happier than usual. They embraced each other. The townspeople awwed as the best friends huggled. But what started out as a innocent hug became a make out session. Now, the townspeople shook head their heads in shame. Riku was just about to slide his tongue into Sora's throat when he heard a very squeaky voice.

"SORA! I FOUND YOU!" Sora took his time licking the last of Riku's mouth (o_o) before turning his head towards the voice.

It was Kairi.

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I simply loved describing Aerith! ^__^ It was sho fun. Why I hate her is more of a personal reason now. Stupid, PINK! Argh! LOL. I don't really like Mandy Moore either. She made Aerith sound too young. Please read and review! Or Sora x Riku will not be continued (which some anti-yaoi peoples would want). Flames are very welcome!