Chapter Three: Cloud Come Home
Hello, hello. I took some time, ne? ^_^;;. Anyway, I had the strangest thoughts about who Sora's parents might be! It's a bit sickening, but enjoy. XD
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"Sora~! I found you!" said Kairi with her fricken squeaky voice. She took one look at what kind of position Sora and Riku were in and gasped. She moved her mouth but no sound would come out.
"No..," Kairi managed to whisper. "N-No, this can't be…" After taking three steps back, she buried her face in her hands, crying miserably and ran out of town (which is space O_o) with her two elephants killing/stomping many innocent bystanders.
Sora and Riku watched the blood of the townspeople who were crushed seep through the orange floor. Ahh, so that's how the Town of Booze had such reddish color! What a discovery!
Sora looked at Riku. "You taste really good." Riku blushed like a tomato on fire. Sora said a COMPLIMENT to Riku! Riku's small collection of hormones started kicking in. *_*
Sora continued. "But you know," he backed away a bit and looked up, "I don't think friends should eat each other." He suddenly grabbed his stomach. "Ooh! Nature calls! See ya Riku!" and Sora went to the stinky restroom.
Riku blankly stared at where Sora was standing. He licked his lips.
Sora didn't taste all that bad either.
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At the sleazy hotel, Aerith was bandaging up Yuffie's mutilated right arm. Leon (Squally-san) was just staring outside the window. He was deep in thought.
"Do you think he'll ever come back?" Leon asked.
Yuffie stupidly asked. "Who Squall?! Who's gonna come back?!" Aerith almost killed herself trying to stop the enraged Leon from cutting off another one of Yuffie's arm.
"I didn't ask you, stupid ninja woman! And it's *Leon*!" He hated Yuffie. So did the authoress.
Leon sighed and went back to staring outside the window. What in the world was he thinking about? Aerith wondered. She tried thinking, but she did not have enough brainpower (or had none) to do so.
She gasped. It was-
"Cloud." Aerith fainted. While falling, she broke a vase.
"@#$% you Aerith!!!" Leon yelled. He grumbled as he took out his wallet and paid the hotel manager for the broken vase.
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"Uh, gawrsh Donald, what were we supposed to be looking for again?" A biped dog asked. He seemed to have some speech problems.
A duckie turned around and did a 'blidder-bladder' sound, as if in disbelief. "Goofy! I told you a million times already! A person with a key blade!" Donald shook his head. Why did he have to be stuck with an idiot of a partner? And he thought dogs were supposed to be smart. The duck grumbled and the dog just scratched his head.
They continued walking until Goofy fell down the stairs and cracked open his skull.
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"Ah~, that was a good one!" said Sora after coming out of the bathroom. People near the restroom had to hold their noses or run to the next district for a breath of fresh air. Some even fainted. Sora watched with interest as a ring of unconscious people formed around him. He smiled sheepishly.
Sora had just started walking when he saw people make way for someone. At first, he stupidly thought it was him, but it was actually a person with a shroud of darkness around him. The mysterious person was none other than…Cloud!
"Hello!" Sora greeted the stranger with his puberty-ish voice. The man turned gracefully, his rugged cloak swirling behind him. The bottom half of his face was covered, revealing his beautiful sapphire-like eyes. His hair was gravity-defying.
"Who are you?" the man asked.
"I'm Sora! What's your name?"
"Cloud."
"Wow! Your name is Cloud? That's weird! My name means sky! And cloud and sky go together! Get it?!" went Sora.
"…" was the man's reply.
"You don't get it? Okay. Let me explain it to you. You see cloud are in the sk-" Sora was interrupted by Cloud. He had a sudden interest in Sora's key blade.
"Is that your weapon? A key?" Cloud asked. Sora looked at his forgotten key blade.
"Yep! This heavy key is my weapon! I used to have a sword, but now I can't find it. So I'm searching for it," said Sora.
"B-but, your sword is right there..," Cloud said and pointed *innocently*.
"Cloud~!" said a voice. Both Cloud and Sora turned. It was Leon, and the bishie looked really angry. "Cloud, how could you-" Leon was cut off by the ninja girl, Yuffie.
"CLOUD! WELCOME BACK!" she yelled. "Yay! Cloud's back! Let's all have a party!" Everybody in town cheered. The children were especially happy for parties in Town of Booze meant drinking was allowed for the underage. Leon growled and gave the glare of death at Yuffie. She didn't seem to care for everyone was all excited about the party.
The next day, Yuffie was mysteriously killed and dismembered.
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Yay that was so boring! ^_^;;
You guys have no idea how much I hate Leon x Yuffie fics. Man, Squally is too GOOD for her! And what's even worse, Sora x Kairi fics. *Shiver, shudder, quiver, and other actions that indicate pure terrorism*. In general, I hate Kairi. She reminds me of Hikari Kamiya from Digimon! Blah~ I hate both of them. They deserve a vacation to HELL. HAHAHAHA!
Hello, hello. I took some time, ne? ^_^;;. Anyway, I had the strangest thoughts about who Sora's parents might be! It's a bit sickening, but enjoy. XD
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"Sora~! I found you!" said Kairi with her fricken squeaky voice. She took one look at what kind of position Sora and Riku were in and gasped. She moved her mouth but no sound would come out.
"No..," Kairi managed to whisper. "N-No, this can't be…" After taking three steps back, she buried her face in her hands, crying miserably and ran out of town (which is space O_o) with her two elephants killing/stomping many innocent bystanders.
Sora and Riku watched the blood of the townspeople who were crushed seep through the orange floor. Ahh, so that's how the Town of Booze had such reddish color! What a discovery!
Sora looked at Riku. "You taste really good." Riku blushed like a tomato on fire. Sora said a COMPLIMENT to Riku! Riku's small collection of hormones started kicking in. *_*
Sora continued. "But you know," he backed away a bit and looked up, "I don't think friends should eat each other." He suddenly grabbed his stomach. "Ooh! Nature calls! See ya Riku!" and Sora went to the stinky restroom.
Riku blankly stared at where Sora was standing. He licked his lips.
Sora didn't taste all that bad either.
~
At the sleazy hotel, Aerith was bandaging up Yuffie's mutilated right arm. Leon (Squally-san) was just staring outside the window. He was deep in thought.
"Do you think he'll ever come back?" Leon asked.
Yuffie stupidly asked. "Who Squall?! Who's gonna come back?!" Aerith almost killed herself trying to stop the enraged Leon from cutting off another one of Yuffie's arm.
"I didn't ask you, stupid ninja woman! And it's *Leon*!" He hated Yuffie. So did the authoress.
Leon sighed and went back to staring outside the window. What in the world was he thinking about? Aerith wondered. She tried thinking, but she did not have enough brainpower (or had none) to do so.
She gasped. It was-
"Cloud." Aerith fainted. While falling, she broke a vase.
"@#$% you Aerith!!!" Leon yelled. He grumbled as he took out his wallet and paid the hotel manager for the broken vase.
~
"Uh, gawrsh Donald, what were we supposed to be looking for again?" A biped dog asked. He seemed to have some speech problems.
A duckie turned around and did a 'blidder-bladder' sound, as if in disbelief. "Goofy! I told you a million times already! A person with a key blade!" Donald shook his head. Why did he have to be stuck with an idiot of a partner? And he thought dogs were supposed to be smart. The duck grumbled and the dog just scratched his head.
They continued walking until Goofy fell down the stairs and cracked open his skull.
~
"Ah~, that was a good one!" said Sora after coming out of the bathroom. People near the restroom had to hold their noses or run to the next district for a breath of fresh air. Some even fainted. Sora watched with interest as a ring of unconscious people formed around him. He smiled sheepishly.
Sora had just started walking when he saw people make way for someone. At first, he stupidly thought it was him, but it was actually a person with a shroud of darkness around him. The mysterious person was none other than…Cloud!
"Hello!" Sora greeted the stranger with his puberty-ish voice. The man turned gracefully, his rugged cloak swirling behind him. The bottom half of his face was covered, revealing his beautiful sapphire-like eyes. His hair was gravity-defying.
"Who are you?" the man asked.
"I'm Sora! What's your name?"
"Cloud."
"Wow! Your name is Cloud? That's weird! My name means sky! And cloud and sky go together! Get it?!" went Sora.
"…" was the man's reply.
"You don't get it? Okay. Let me explain it to you. You see cloud are in the sk-" Sora was interrupted by Cloud. He had a sudden interest in Sora's key blade.
"Is that your weapon? A key?" Cloud asked. Sora looked at his forgotten key blade.
"Yep! This heavy key is my weapon! I used to have a sword, but now I can't find it. So I'm searching for it," said Sora.
"B-but, your sword is right there..," Cloud said and pointed *innocently*.
"Cloud~!" said a voice. Both Cloud and Sora turned. It was Leon, and the bishie looked really angry. "Cloud, how could you-" Leon was cut off by the ninja girl, Yuffie.
"CLOUD! WELCOME BACK!" she yelled. "Yay! Cloud's back! Let's all have a party!" Everybody in town cheered. The children were especially happy for parties in Town of Booze meant drinking was allowed for the underage. Leon growled and gave the glare of death at Yuffie. She didn't seem to care for everyone was all excited about the party.
The next day, Yuffie was mysteriously killed and dismembered.
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Yay that was so boring! ^_^;;
You guys have no idea how much I hate Leon x Yuffie fics. Man, Squally is too GOOD for her! And what's even worse, Sora x Kairi fics. *Shiver, shudder, quiver, and other actions that indicate pure terrorism*. In general, I hate Kairi. She reminds me of Hikari Kamiya from Digimon! Blah~ I hate both of them. They deserve a vacation to HELL. HAHAHAHA!