A/N: Hello again everyone! Kiseki spea- I mean TYPING! ^_^ I hope y'all
like the 1st chappie! I'm making the second one now, too, at the same time
TRYING to put the whole chapter together. I don't know if I should show
what happened earlier with Asuka and Shizuma, but well, you know...y'all
can just, like, review and tell me what you think!
Kay: You are SUCH a fake, little sister!
Kiseki: Oh, just shut up, a'ight?!
Kay: *snorts* Uh, yeah, sure, whatever, LITTLE sister.
Kiseki: Yeah, so anyway, everyone, if you think I should show what happened earlier, just review, okay? And, I need names. MORE names! I'm planning to put in more characters. And I'm sorta outta names. And I also need names for Mir&San's kids' names. And I don't know HOW MANY kids there will be. SO, review, tell me how many kids Mir&San should have and their names (if you can, tell me what they mean, but you really don't hafta! ^_^), and also, please help in the number of new characters, too!
Kay: That was long.
Kiseki: Was not, brother. Anyway, I'm planning to make CAMEOS of the people who REVIEW, so review and you can, like, be in the story! (and maybe you can become a love interest with one of the characters, too, if you ask, and my plans will "piece together"! ^_^)
Kay: You're just bribing them into reviewing, LITTLE sister.
Kiseki: Would ya STOP calling me LITTLE?! And, I am NOT bribing them! I am just simply asking them to tell me what they think. Oh yeah, flames are also accepted. And criticism is accepted, too.
Kay: Suuuuuuuuuuuure.
Kiseki: Shut up. Anyway, folks, I have to continue the story now before Kay makes me totally rip the reviewers and WHO EVER is reading this story out. So, on with the story! *grumbles: older brothers are such a pain in the ass*
Kay: I HEARD THAT!!!
Kiseki: Uh, on with the story, minna-san!
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Disclaimer: WHY must everyone be so VAIN?! WHY do I NOT own the awesome show Inuyasha?!! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! Oh yeah, I don't own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does. T_T
The Bad Things of Parent Hood
Chappie 2: Punishment for the Whole Family!
By Kiseki the Ninja!
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"...I can't believe you guys did that!" Inuyasha said, with his hands on his hips like a furious parent would be. He glared at Asuka and Shizuma, who just squirmed under his heated, obviously furious, amber gaze. Kagome did the same, too, with the same reaction. "You KNOW that you are not allowed to cuss out loud when there are VIRGIN (Kiseki: Thanks to Suki Komadori-sama for this! I love your fic by the way! ^_^) EARS downstairs who have very SENSITIVE hearing!" Kagome scolded. Inuyasha looked at his wife and then at his kids, "Yes, that's true. But you all know you can cuss, but not when the virgin ears are here," he went in-between them and added in a whispery voice, "and also when your mom's not present. Y'all know how freaky she gets when you do that." He stepped back and winked.
"I HEARD THAT, DOGGY-BOY!" Kagome shouted, giving Inuyasha one of her really scary side-glances. Inuyasha quickly (Kiseki: and I DO mean quickly ^_~) side-stepped towards the door. Sweatdropping and scratching the back of his head, laughing nervously at the same time, said, "Uh...hehe...sorry koishii...um, I'm going to be late for that meeting now...um, see you later, uh, yeah, hehehe..." He QUICKLY gave his wife a peck on the lips, Asuka a peck on the top of her head, and Shizuma a pat on his shoulders. With that, he vanished, leaving a trail of smoke behind him.
"You will pay for that, anata!" she hollered. She was still furious, and then she looked at her kids, "Anyway, as I was saying, you guys," she pointed to both of them, "are soooooooooooo grounded."
Asuka and Shizuma looked at each other. "How much, mom?" they asked in unison. "Oh, very much, my dears. You're grounded for the next three days, and also, you have to baby-sit Yukito and Aoyama this weekend and take them to see Aunt Sango and Uncle Miroku in the Sengoku Jidai and also baby-sit THEIR kids, for a WHOLE WEEKEND while we go and have out little vacation!" Kagome smiled evilly at them, and then walked away, she stopped when she was on the doorway, though, and looked back. "By the way, I hope you guys won't be THAT traumatized. Last time I checked, Sesshomaru and Rin's kid got traumatized. I hope you won't be. It's time for school now! TTFN!" with that, Kagome left the frozen, and pale Asuka and Shizuma sitting in an awkward, long, and big ol' silence.
As they began moving and picked up their bags, they looked at each other and sighed.
"This is going to be one hell of a boring week."
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A day before the weekend when Asuka and Shizuma are supposed to baby-sit the kids.
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Asuka banged her head against her locker. She did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again until her friend came over with a weird look playing in her eyes. "Uh, Asuka-chan? What's the matter? Did you...FAIL a test or something?" her friend asked, a look of curiosity now in her face.
Asuka sighed. "Well, Ayuki-chan, it's actually the fucked up part that I'm supposed to baby-sit some crazed, psycho, and deranged kids for the rest of the weekend," she frowned, "with Shizuma. And I doubt neither of us will leave without being traumatized..." Ayuki looked at her friend. "Well, Asuka-chan, it's probably just nothing. Who knows? They might be fun and really sweet!"
Ayuki gave Asuka one of her sweet, caring smiles, but was greeted by a different reaction that she expected. Asuka gave Ayuki that same, freaky, and scary side-glance that her mother had. Her brown eyes making Ayuki shiver. Asuka shook her head. "Ayuki. I've baby-sat them before. They are REALLY deranged. Even with the help of Shizuma this time, handling them AND Aoyama and Yukito would still be useless."
Ayuki gave Asuka one of her concerned looks. "Well, Asuka-chan, I know they won't be THAT hard. It'll pass quickly, believe me!" she patted her friend on the shoulder, "and besides, won't you baby-sit them with your babe of a brother?"
Asuka glared at her. Opening her mouth, she was about to say something when a voice boomed. "So, Ayuki, you think I'm hot?"
She looked at her friend, who was absolutely drooling. The saliva dripping down the floor, her eyes becoming hearts, and her smile widening, freaking the hell out of anyone who she was staring with. Asuka whipped around and smacked her brother on the forehead. "You stupid, now Ayuki-chan will be embarrassed with all that saliva on the floor! And put your friggin' shirt back on, too!"
Shizuma just gave Ayuki one of his charming smiles. His muscles rippling (Kiseki: Okay. If you've seen the anime Rurouni Kenshin, then you might have seen the main guy, Kenshin. His muscles are like his, unless you haven1075010't seen it yet, of course. ^_^ just wanted to tell ya!) while he pulled his shirt back on, white hair falling on his face while doing so, all the while making two more puddles to the puddle already on the floor caused by Ayuki's drooling (Kiseki: That'd be kinda gross. Ryt, Kay? Kay: I've seen a girl do that to me. And I thought that was disgusting. Purely. Kiseki: You brag all the time. Kay: Shut up.).
Asuka sighed, and walked away, slinging her bag over her shoulders and walking away. Her head was down, and (Kiseki: By the way, Inu/Kag's kids can make themselves look like anything they want. They can also make their dog-ears disappear and reappear. Oh, and Inuyasha is full-demon, and he transforms, too! ^_^) her 4 inches below shoulder length thin, layered, white hair was whipping around for she was walking REALLY slow (but for the humans, she was jogging. Girl's got incredible speed.).
"Oomph!" she bumped into someone and was about to fall with her butt on the floor when her typical reflex went into place. She flipped and had accidentally kicked whoever it was she bumped into. She landed on the hard floor graciously, and looked up. It was Riyaku. The boy she had been fawning over EVER SINCE she was in 1st grade (yes, ppl, 1st grade!). She ran over to Riyaku, and apologized like repeatedly, and stupidly said the same things, not letting Riyaku get a word-in.
"I'm sorry, Yamagata-san! Really sorry!"
"Look, Higura-"
"I'm SOO sorry! That was just my reflex!"
"Hi-"
"Sorry!"
And so, Asuka continued to apologize. Riyaku thought wildly, and he finally found a solution. Even though it would hurt him, at least it wasn't his ass and his chin (got kicked HARD on the chin). He looked at Asuka a prepared for his attack. While she bowed, he leaned over (making Asuka look up, confused and curios) and did what he was preparing.
His hands hovered just above her butt. *grope, grope*
Asuka screamed, "YOU PERVERT!" Riyaku sighed and prepared his poor head for the beatings. He just hoped she won't hit his *ahem* gentle spot. "YOU *WHACK* YAMAGATA *WHACK, WHACK, WHACK* ARE A FRIGGIN' *WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK* LEACH!"
Riyaku sighed. "Look, Higurashi. I am sorry for groping you. I had to, or else I won't be able to tell you something important."
Asuka raised her left eyebrow. "Oh really?" Riyaku nodded, looking down. Somebody passed, and kicked Riyaku (and Asuka kinda didn't catch it) in his poor, hurting butt, which made him fall over (his hands infront, mind you) and made him fall on Asuka, with his right hand on her breast.
Asuka took out her friend, Momoi's large boomerang named Hiraikotsu (Um, Sango made a multiple of them. Well, at least, she kinda "gave them out" or something! ^_^0) and glared at the figure who was lying infront of her, prepared for all the hits he was going to get.
"What. The. Hell. Are. You. DOING. You. LECHER?!" Asuka screamed, whacking the poor guy's head with her friend's rather large boomerang.
"I was just trying to- OW - tell you -OW- miss, that he's -OW!- he's been- OW!- HE'S BEEN AWAKENED!" he screamed the last part.
Asuka was in mid-hit when he said the last part of his sentence. Her eyes widened. "...what?"
"Mr. Komagata has been awakened! And he...is...out for your, um, father," Riyaku said, backing away by a fair distance away from Asuka, looking down (Kiseki: Been doing that a lot, huh?). "You mean...that guy, who was kinda obsessed with my mom in college?" Asuka guessed. Riyaku nodded, still looking down. "I heard that from his son. His son, Haku, is totally trying to NOT make him go to jail and have that "frozen sleep" thing again for another 16 years by trying to kill your dad."
"Erk...does he know where we live?" Asuka asked.
"Oh yeah. But you know, your dad IS a great fighter, ne?" Riyaku asked, standing up and giving Asuka a hand. "Yes. And so is the whole family," Asuka took the hand,"my sister bites like a wolf and dog who has rabies, Yukito can make a guy who weighs WAY more than he does flying out from somewhere with just a punch, my mom is good at kicking and, um, archery, my brother is good with swordsmanship, and me, I am good with ninja weapons and martial arts."
"Oh," Riyaku watched Asuka dust herself off. "Then, there won't be much of a problem then." Asuka nodded. "Um, listen, Yamagata, I need to go. I'll see you later. Bye." She waved good-bye and ran home. (Kiseki: Um, more like LEAPT home, if ya ask me! ^_^)
Leaping from house roofs to house roofs, she thought in relief, 'that's good...at least its not that freak Naraku who my parents and Aunt Sango, Uncle Miroku, and Uncle Sesshomaru beat. If he was "re-born," that bitch Kikyo would come alive, too.' Frowning, she added in thought. 'I have to tell mom about this, though. Something tells me she needs it. REALLY, REALLY needs it.'
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Kiseki: Okay, everyone! That was chappie 2! I hope y'all like it! Now remember in sending in your suggestions in how many kids Sesshomaru and his mate (not telling you who it is, yet! = P), and Sango and Miroku should have, their names, and age, and gender, too! Oh yeah, and also the whole cameo thing, too. And the suggesting extra names for extra people I might add in the story.
Kay: I gotta go. I have a date soon.
Kiseki: YESH!
Kay: now, doncha read anything PG-13.
Kiseki: *grows a halo* Of course!
Kay: Good. *goes away*
Kiseki: *grins evilly* Okay, so, everyone! Remember that, a'ight! And, here's Chappie 3's teaser.
Next Chappie: The sad, sad, sad life of a Higurashi.
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"...HE'S WHAT?!" Kagome roared. Inuyasha, Asuka, Yukito, Shizuma, and Aoyama covered they're ears, while Kenji just sat stiffly in his seat.
Kenji nodded. "I believe that's true, Aunt Kagome. Father has fallen ill," he looked down, feeling tears in his eyes, "and he has...has...has tinie bit *sniff* chance of *sniff, sniff* death."
Kagome, Inuyasha, Asuka, Shizuma, Yukito, and Aoyama's eyes widened. And Kagome felt hot tears falling freely on her face. "...d-death? H-him? Together...?" she frowned, tears still in her eyes. "That cannot be true! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Kiseki: Okay, that's it, everyone! Who's this Kenji guy? Who's this person who seems very important to the IY family? WHO has a chance in dying? And WHAT is that Komagata guy gonna do? And WHY is it Komagata not that DENSE Hojo?
Tune in next time in "The Bad Things of Parenthood" to find out!
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Kay: You are SUCH a fake, little sister!
Kiseki: Oh, just shut up, a'ight?!
Kay: *snorts* Uh, yeah, sure, whatever, LITTLE sister.
Kiseki: Yeah, so anyway, everyone, if you think I should show what happened earlier, just review, okay? And, I need names. MORE names! I'm planning to put in more characters. And I'm sorta outta names. And I also need names for Mir&San's kids' names. And I don't know HOW MANY kids there will be. SO, review, tell me how many kids Mir&San should have and their names (if you can, tell me what they mean, but you really don't hafta! ^_^), and also, please help in the number of new characters, too!
Kay: That was long.
Kiseki: Was not, brother. Anyway, I'm planning to make CAMEOS of the people who REVIEW, so review and you can, like, be in the story! (and maybe you can become a love interest with one of the characters, too, if you ask, and my plans will "piece together"! ^_^)
Kay: You're just bribing them into reviewing, LITTLE sister.
Kiseki: Would ya STOP calling me LITTLE?! And, I am NOT bribing them! I am just simply asking them to tell me what they think. Oh yeah, flames are also accepted. And criticism is accepted, too.
Kay: Suuuuuuuuuuuure.
Kiseki: Shut up. Anyway, folks, I have to continue the story now before Kay makes me totally rip the reviewers and WHO EVER is reading this story out. So, on with the story! *grumbles: older brothers are such a pain in the ass*
Kay: I HEARD THAT!!!
Kiseki: Uh, on with the story, minna-san!
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Disclaimer: WHY must everyone be so VAIN?! WHY do I NOT own the awesome show Inuyasha?!! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! Oh yeah, I don't own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does. T_T
The Bad Things of Parent Hood
Chappie 2: Punishment for the Whole Family!
By Kiseki the Ninja!
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"...I can't believe you guys did that!" Inuyasha said, with his hands on his hips like a furious parent would be. He glared at Asuka and Shizuma, who just squirmed under his heated, obviously furious, amber gaze. Kagome did the same, too, with the same reaction. "You KNOW that you are not allowed to cuss out loud when there are VIRGIN (Kiseki: Thanks to Suki Komadori-sama for this! I love your fic by the way! ^_^) EARS downstairs who have very SENSITIVE hearing!" Kagome scolded. Inuyasha looked at his wife and then at his kids, "Yes, that's true. But you all know you can cuss, but not when the virgin ears are here," he went in-between them and added in a whispery voice, "and also when your mom's not present. Y'all know how freaky she gets when you do that." He stepped back and winked.
"I HEARD THAT, DOGGY-BOY!" Kagome shouted, giving Inuyasha one of her really scary side-glances. Inuyasha quickly (Kiseki: and I DO mean quickly ^_~) side-stepped towards the door. Sweatdropping and scratching the back of his head, laughing nervously at the same time, said, "Uh...hehe...sorry koishii...um, I'm going to be late for that meeting now...um, see you later, uh, yeah, hehehe..." He QUICKLY gave his wife a peck on the lips, Asuka a peck on the top of her head, and Shizuma a pat on his shoulders. With that, he vanished, leaving a trail of smoke behind him.
"You will pay for that, anata!" she hollered. She was still furious, and then she looked at her kids, "Anyway, as I was saying, you guys," she pointed to both of them, "are soooooooooooo grounded."
Asuka and Shizuma looked at each other. "How much, mom?" they asked in unison. "Oh, very much, my dears. You're grounded for the next three days, and also, you have to baby-sit Yukito and Aoyama this weekend and take them to see Aunt Sango and Uncle Miroku in the Sengoku Jidai and also baby-sit THEIR kids, for a WHOLE WEEKEND while we go and have out little vacation!" Kagome smiled evilly at them, and then walked away, she stopped when she was on the doorway, though, and looked back. "By the way, I hope you guys won't be THAT traumatized. Last time I checked, Sesshomaru and Rin's kid got traumatized. I hope you won't be. It's time for school now! TTFN!" with that, Kagome left the frozen, and pale Asuka and Shizuma sitting in an awkward, long, and big ol' silence.
As they began moving and picked up their bags, they looked at each other and sighed.
"This is going to be one hell of a boring week."
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A day before the weekend when Asuka and Shizuma are supposed to baby-sit the kids.
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Asuka banged her head against her locker. She did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again until her friend came over with a weird look playing in her eyes. "Uh, Asuka-chan? What's the matter? Did you...FAIL a test or something?" her friend asked, a look of curiosity now in her face.
Asuka sighed. "Well, Ayuki-chan, it's actually the fucked up part that I'm supposed to baby-sit some crazed, psycho, and deranged kids for the rest of the weekend," she frowned, "with Shizuma. And I doubt neither of us will leave without being traumatized..." Ayuki looked at her friend. "Well, Asuka-chan, it's probably just nothing. Who knows? They might be fun and really sweet!"
Ayuki gave Asuka one of her sweet, caring smiles, but was greeted by a different reaction that she expected. Asuka gave Ayuki that same, freaky, and scary side-glance that her mother had. Her brown eyes making Ayuki shiver. Asuka shook her head. "Ayuki. I've baby-sat them before. They are REALLY deranged. Even with the help of Shizuma this time, handling them AND Aoyama and Yukito would still be useless."
Ayuki gave Asuka one of her concerned looks. "Well, Asuka-chan, I know they won't be THAT hard. It'll pass quickly, believe me!" she patted her friend on the shoulder, "and besides, won't you baby-sit them with your babe of a brother?"
Asuka glared at her. Opening her mouth, she was about to say something when a voice boomed. "So, Ayuki, you think I'm hot?"
She looked at her friend, who was absolutely drooling. The saliva dripping down the floor, her eyes becoming hearts, and her smile widening, freaking the hell out of anyone who she was staring with. Asuka whipped around and smacked her brother on the forehead. "You stupid, now Ayuki-chan will be embarrassed with all that saliva on the floor! And put your friggin' shirt back on, too!"
Shizuma just gave Ayuki one of his charming smiles. His muscles rippling (Kiseki: Okay. If you've seen the anime Rurouni Kenshin, then you might have seen the main guy, Kenshin. His muscles are like his, unless you haven1075010't seen it yet, of course. ^_^ just wanted to tell ya!) while he pulled his shirt back on, white hair falling on his face while doing so, all the while making two more puddles to the puddle already on the floor caused by Ayuki's drooling (Kiseki: That'd be kinda gross. Ryt, Kay? Kay: I've seen a girl do that to me. And I thought that was disgusting. Purely. Kiseki: You brag all the time. Kay: Shut up.).
Asuka sighed, and walked away, slinging her bag over her shoulders and walking away. Her head was down, and (Kiseki: By the way, Inu/Kag's kids can make themselves look like anything they want. They can also make their dog-ears disappear and reappear. Oh, and Inuyasha is full-demon, and he transforms, too! ^_^) her 4 inches below shoulder length thin, layered, white hair was whipping around for she was walking REALLY slow (but for the humans, she was jogging. Girl's got incredible speed.).
"Oomph!" she bumped into someone and was about to fall with her butt on the floor when her typical reflex went into place. She flipped and had accidentally kicked whoever it was she bumped into. She landed on the hard floor graciously, and looked up. It was Riyaku. The boy she had been fawning over EVER SINCE she was in 1st grade (yes, ppl, 1st grade!). She ran over to Riyaku, and apologized like repeatedly, and stupidly said the same things, not letting Riyaku get a word-in.
"I'm sorry, Yamagata-san! Really sorry!"
"Look, Higura-"
"I'm SOO sorry! That was just my reflex!"
"Hi-"
"Sorry!"
And so, Asuka continued to apologize. Riyaku thought wildly, and he finally found a solution. Even though it would hurt him, at least it wasn't his ass and his chin (got kicked HARD on the chin). He looked at Asuka a prepared for his attack. While she bowed, he leaned over (making Asuka look up, confused and curios) and did what he was preparing.
His hands hovered just above her butt. *grope, grope*
Asuka screamed, "YOU PERVERT!" Riyaku sighed and prepared his poor head for the beatings. He just hoped she won't hit his *ahem* gentle spot. "YOU *WHACK* YAMAGATA *WHACK, WHACK, WHACK* ARE A FRIGGIN' *WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK* LEACH!"
Riyaku sighed. "Look, Higurashi. I am sorry for groping you. I had to, or else I won't be able to tell you something important."
Asuka raised her left eyebrow. "Oh really?" Riyaku nodded, looking down. Somebody passed, and kicked Riyaku (and Asuka kinda didn't catch it) in his poor, hurting butt, which made him fall over (his hands infront, mind you) and made him fall on Asuka, with his right hand on her breast.
Asuka took out her friend, Momoi's large boomerang named Hiraikotsu (Um, Sango made a multiple of them. Well, at least, she kinda "gave them out" or something! ^_^0) and glared at the figure who was lying infront of her, prepared for all the hits he was going to get.
"What. The. Hell. Are. You. DOING. You. LECHER?!" Asuka screamed, whacking the poor guy's head with her friend's rather large boomerang.
"I was just trying to- OW - tell you -OW- miss, that he's -OW!- he's been- OW!- HE'S BEEN AWAKENED!" he screamed the last part.
Asuka was in mid-hit when he said the last part of his sentence. Her eyes widened. "...what?"
"Mr. Komagata has been awakened! And he...is...out for your, um, father," Riyaku said, backing away by a fair distance away from Asuka, looking down (Kiseki: Been doing that a lot, huh?). "You mean...that guy, who was kinda obsessed with my mom in college?" Asuka guessed. Riyaku nodded, still looking down. "I heard that from his son. His son, Haku, is totally trying to NOT make him go to jail and have that "frozen sleep" thing again for another 16 years by trying to kill your dad."
"Erk...does he know where we live?" Asuka asked.
"Oh yeah. But you know, your dad IS a great fighter, ne?" Riyaku asked, standing up and giving Asuka a hand. "Yes. And so is the whole family," Asuka took the hand,"my sister bites like a wolf and dog who has rabies, Yukito can make a guy who weighs WAY more than he does flying out from somewhere with just a punch, my mom is good at kicking and, um, archery, my brother is good with swordsmanship, and me, I am good with ninja weapons and martial arts."
"Oh," Riyaku watched Asuka dust herself off. "Then, there won't be much of a problem then." Asuka nodded. "Um, listen, Yamagata, I need to go. I'll see you later. Bye." She waved good-bye and ran home. (Kiseki: Um, more like LEAPT home, if ya ask me! ^_^)
Leaping from house roofs to house roofs, she thought in relief, 'that's good...at least its not that freak Naraku who my parents and Aunt Sango, Uncle Miroku, and Uncle Sesshomaru beat. If he was "re-born," that bitch Kikyo would come alive, too.' Frowning, she added in thought. 'I have to tell mom about this, though. Something tells me she needs it. REALLY, REALLY needs it.'
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Kiseki: Okay, everyone! That was chappie 2! I hope y'all like it! Now remember in sending in your suggestions in how many kids Sesshomaru and his mate (not telling you who it is, yet! = P), and Sango and Miroku should have, their names, and age, and gender, too! Oh yeah, and also the whole cameo thing, too. And the suggesting extra names for extra people I might add in the story.
Kay: I gotta go. I have a date soon.
Kiseki: YESH!
Kay: now, doncha read anything PG-13.
Kiseki: *grows a halo* Of course!
Kay: Good. *goes away*
Kiseki: *grins evilly* Okay, so, everyone! Remember that, a'ight! And, here's Chappie 3's teaser.
Next Chappie: The sad, sad, sad life of a Higurashi.
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"...HE'S WHAT?!" Kagome roared. Inuyasha, Asuka, Yukito, Shizuma, and Aoyama covered they're ears, while Kenji just sat stiffly in his seat.
Kenji nodded. "I believe that's true, Aunt Kagome. Father has fallen ill," he looked down, feeling tears in his eyes, "and he has...has...has tinie bit *sniff* chance of *sniff, sniff* death."
Kagome, Inuyasha, Asuka, Shizuma, Yukito, and Aoyama's eyes widened. And Kagome felt hot tears falling freely on her face. "...d-death? H-him? Together...?" she frowned, tears still in her eyes. "That cannot be true! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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Kiseki: Okay, that's it, everyone! Who's this Kenji guy? Who's this person who seems very important to the IY family? WHO has a chance in dying? And WHAT is that Komagata guy gonna do? And WHY is it Komagata not that DENSE Hojo?
Tune in next time in "The Bad Things of Parenthood" to find out!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!
Slashes and Swords,
Kiseki the Ninja!