True Tales of Tortall
1. Kel, the Yamani Lump
Disclaimer: I do not own this, I will never own this, it all belongs to Tamora Pierce *sob*. Forever. And Ever.
Many, many ignorant people think that Kel is nicknamed the "Yamani Lump" because she is well built. Ha, I laugh in your faces! Here, and only here is the TRUE story of the Yamani Lump.
When Kel was a page, she used to roll out of bed every morning to wake herself up. However, the floor in her room was made of stone and every morning she would concuss herself, causing a ten-minute bout of amnesia. Because of this amnesia, Kel would never remember that she bashed her face in on the floor and so never learned from her mistakes. This caused a bump the size of an egg on her forehead. But she's all right now. You can't really concuss yourself in a padded cell. Unless you are really determined.
But do they have padded cells in Tortall? Well….it could be made of cloth. Like a giant cloth bag.
Where did THAT come from?
How should I know?
(You're talking to yourself)
What do you mean I'm talking to myself?
(You are speaking to yourself)
I am not!
(You are!)
I am not! *Chases random reader with a sword*
Ha, that showed him/her (Well, it was random)
(A.N I don't have a clue why I wrote that! You tell me!)