Strange (but true) Stories in Tortall

Disclaimer: I don't own this. Yet…. Except for the Big Marzipan Mouse.

Neal and the Big Marzipan Mouse (Using as many characters as possible!)

One day, Neal was out walking in the city when he suddenly saw a Big Marzipan Mouse in a sweet shop window!

"Ah!" he cried as he gazed upon it through the window. "It has such beauty, from its little green eyes to its candy cane tail! I have truly fallen in love!" Neal rushed into the shop and bought it. Then, he ordered a cab (or whatever the equivalent in Tortall is…) and went back to the Palace.

"I have decided to name you Amelia," he said to his Big Marzipan Mouse. "Don't you think it suits her?" he asked the driver. The driver, who had experience with strange Knights, simply rolled his eyes and put his foot down (A/N: On what???)

As soon as Neal arrived at the Castle, he ran to find Kel (thus satisfying Kel fans), Amelia in tow.

"Kel, Kel, I've fallen in love… look!" Neal held up Amelia.

"Boo. This sucks," said Kel "This was supposed to be another Kel/Neal romance!"

"I'll take you," replied Dom, who had mysteriously appeared out of nowhere so he could take his line.

"Well, you have the same nose… yeah, that's cool" And Kel disappeared off with Dom, thus satisfying Dom fans.

Neal lived in perfect harmony with his Big Marzipan Mouse (thus satisfying Neal fans) until one day he found Amelia was NOT THERE! In her place, there was a note. (A/N: How Big Marzipan Mice write is beyond me!) It said, "I have run away to Barbados with Cleon" (thus satisfying Cleon fans). And so, Neal's heart was broken, thus annoying King Jonathon (and including Jon fans) until Numair (thus satisfying Numair fans) turned him into a mouse (thus satisfying Daine fans).

And Cleon and Amelia lived SWEETLY ever after (until Amelia melted in the sun, thus satisfying Neal!). Roger, however, remained dead.

THE END

A/N: Sorry this is a kinda short chapter… couldn't think of anything else! Thanks for the reviews. I am now running out of ideas so…..

*Owen skips through singing with Alanna still chasing him from the end of Song Contest*

Owen: "Jolly, jolly, jolly, jolly!"

Alanna: "Arrgh!"

Kel: That's my catchphrase!