Kel Vs. Alanna
Disclaimer OK! I admit it...it`s not mine! Not the songs.....or the characters! PLEASE! NOOOOOOO! Don`t hurt me anymore! *sobs *
It`s morning in the castle. Kel is in the room next to Alanna. They are both singing.
Alanna - You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille!!!! (A/N If you know who sang that then you`re even sadder than I am!) Kel- Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town!
They carry on singing cheerfully. Then, suddenly George appears..
George- Good morning Alanna! My sweet cherry! Brought into my arms by a twist of fate! Alanna- I was singing! Anyhow, I`m only yours because someone stood on Liam! George- No, that was Faithful remember! Alanna- Whatever.
They are silent for a bit, glaring at each other. They can hear Kel singing. She has finished "My Little Town" and has moved on to "Mrs Robinson"
Alanna- Who IS that Mrs Robinson anyhow? George- It`s a famous song by Simon and Garfunkel. It was in a film, The Graduate. I`m sorry, I get paid to advertise this! Alanna- They didn`t invent film yet! Anyhow, don`t you think I`m a better singer than her?
George goes red.
George- Well, my sweet cherry.. Alanna- DON`T YOU?
She hits George with a dictionary. George runs out of the room.then pokes his head around the door again.
George-What`s a dictionary anyhow? Alanna- I dunno, the author introduced it to makes us look smarter! Anyhow, aren`t you supposed to be weeping?
George runs away again, weeping. Alanna looks satisfied.
Suddenly Kel appears. (A/N I like it when people appear suddenly. It satisfies the criteria for suspense.)
Kel- Hey! I heard you singing Alanna, but I couldn`t help but notice... Alanna- What? Kel- Is "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille" the ONLY line in the song? Alanna- The author doesn`t know any more of it! And anyhow, it`s the best line! Kel- Well....would you mind singing it I tune please? Because your off-tune renendition sets my delicate nerves jangling! Alanna- Well! I like that! Why do you only sing Simon and Garfunkel songs? Kel- Because they`re the authors favourite band. Anyhow, I can sing in French too! Alanna- Bleah. I can THRASH you in a singing contest! Kel- Oh yeah? Alanna- Yeah! Kel-Yeah? Alanna- Yeah! Kel- This is starting to sound like an episode of Eastenders...Oi Phil! Our Laura wants a word with you! Freeze frame!
*drum roll*
So what will happen next? Who will win the singing contest? Will I get sued for using so many trademarked things?
Find out next time on. Alanna vs Kel..who can sing better? ...........................................
Final disclaimer
I don`t own the Simon and Garfunkel songs, namely My Little Town and Mrs Robinson. I don`t own The Graduate either. I don`t own Eastenders (thank god!) I don`t own Lucille..I don`t know who does either, I saw it on Top Of The Pops 2 one night when I was feeling particually bored. But I DO own a dictionary!!!
Disclaimer OK! I admit it...it`s not mine! Not the songs.....or the characters! PLEASE! NOOOOOOO! Don`t hurt me anymore! *sobs *
It`s morning in the castle. Kel is in the room next to Alanna. They are both singing.
Alanna - You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille!!!! (A/N If you know who sang that then you`re even sadder than I am!) Kel- Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town!
They carry on singing cheerfully. Then, suddenly George appears..
George- Good morning Alanna! My sweet cherry! Brought into my arms by a twist of fate! Alanna- I was singing! Anyhow, I`m only yours because someone stood on Liam! George- No, that was Faithful remember! Alanna- Whatever.
They are silent for a bit, glaring at each other. They can hear Kel singing. She has finished "My Little Town" and has moved on to "Mrs Robinson"
Alanna- Who IS that Mrs Robinson anyhow? George- It`s a famous song by Simon and Garfunkel. It was in a film, The Graduate. I`m sorry, I get paid to advertise this! Alanna- They didn`t invent film yet! Anyhow, don`t you think I`m a better singer than her?
George goes red.
George- Well, my sweet cherry.. Alanna- DON`T YOU?
She hits George with a dictionary. George runs out of the room.then pokes his head around the door again.
George-What`s a dictionary anyhow? Alanna- I dunno, the author introduced it to makes us look smarter! Anyhow, aren`t you supposed to be weeping?
George runs away again, weeping. Alanna looks satisfied.
Suddenly Kel appears. (A/N I like it when people appear suddenly. It satisfies the criteria for suspense.)
Kel- Hey! I heard you singing Alanna, but I couldn`t help but notice... Alanna- What? Kel- Is "You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille" the ONLY line in the song? Alanna- The author doesn`t know any more of it! And anyhow, it`s the best line! Kel- Well....would you mind singing it I tune please? Because your off-tune renendition sets my delicate nerves jangling! Alanna- Well! I like that! Why do you only sing Simon and Garfunkel songs? Kel- Because they`re the authors favourite band. Anyhow, I can sing in French too! Alanna- Bleah. I can THRASH you in a singing contest! Kel- Oh yeah? Alanna- Yeah! Kel-Yeah? Alanna- Yeah! Kel- This is starting to sound like an episode of Eastenders...Oi Phil! Our Laura wants a word with you! Freeze frame!
*drum roll*
So what will happen next? Who will win the singing contest? Will I get sued for using so many trademarked things?
Find out next time on. Alanna vs Kel..who can sing better? ...........................................
Final disclaimer
I don`t own the Simon and Garfunkel songs, namely My Little Town and Mrs Robinson. I don`t own The Graduate either. I don`t own Eastenders (thank god!) I don`t own Lucille..I don`t know who does either, I saw it on Top Of The Pops 2 one night when I was feeling particually bored. But I DO own a dictionary!!!