The Pantomime- Part Two!!
Last time on-The Pantomime!!
We left Numair at the point of making a shocking revealation!!!!!!!! What will he say???
Numair- But.I`m not a girl!
*shocked intake of breath*
Alanna- Hey! It`s MY job to pretend to be a member of the opposite sex!
Numair- No, seriously!
Daine- Duh.
Alanna- Well, you have to play Mrs Flibberwobby! You`re the only person that`s right for a role of such talent and sensitivity!
Numair- *blushes* well..I might reconsider..
Alanna- It would be such a shame to lose such an experienced actor as you,Numair!
Daine- Hey! He`s MY boyfriend!
Alanna- And you`re welcome to him! I`m only cajoling him into being Mrs Flibberwobby!
George- Ummm..can you hurry up please! This is only a three part serial!!!!!
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!!!!
Kel- I don`t want to be a cute little girl! I want to be a BIG, STRONG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joren- And I don`t want to be a little boy! I want to be a GLAMOUROUS SUPERMODEL!!
Alanna- Tough. OK, you all have your parts. Learn them by tomorrow night, or I will chop you up, put you in a blender and serve you up as a smoothie!
George- They didn`t invent smoothies yet, dumbo.
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!!
Alanna chops George up, puts him in a blender and serves him as a smoothie.
George smoothie-Ouch. Please accept my apologies, oh, Supreme swordwoman, Alanna of my heart.
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!
Alanna- Spouting like a fountain from the castle Plaza isn`t going to make you flavour of the month in my books! Although, you do have a flavour..
George smoothie- What?
Alanna- George flavour! Hahahhahhhahahahhah!
George looks depressed. Alanna drops the smoothie glass.
George smoothie- Splat!
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yayayya! Another chapter! OK, my thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!! Yes I`m VERY proud of you Nymph Demon for clicking the little button and typing! All you nice people out there can follow her shining example!!!!
Last time on-The Pantomime!!
We left Numair at the point of making a shocking revealation!!!!!!!! What will he say???
Numair- But.I`m not a girl!
*shocked intake of breath*
Alanna- Hey! It`s MY job to pretend to be a member of the opposite sex!
Numair- No, seriously!
Daine- Duh.
Alanna- Well, you have to play Mrs Flibberwobby! You`re the only person that`s right for a role of such talent and sensitivity!
Numair- *blushes* well..I might reconsider..
Alanna- It would be such a shame to lose such an experienced actor as you,Numair!
Daine- Hey! He`s MY boyfriend!
Alanna- And you`re welcome to him! I`m only cajoling him into being Mrs Flibberwobby!
George- Ummm..can you hurry up please! This is only a three part serial!!!!!
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!!!!
Kel- I don`t want to be a cute little girl! I want to be a BIG, STRONG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joren- And I don`t want to be a little boy! I want to be a GLAMOUROUS SUPERMODEL!!
Alanna- Tough. OK, you all have your parts. Learn them by tomorrow night, or I will chop you up, put you in a blender and serve you up as a smoothie!
George- They didn`t invent smoothies yet, dumbo.
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!!
Alanna chops George up, puts him in a blender and serves him as a smoothie.
George smoothie-Ouch. Please accept my apologies, oh, Supreme swordwoman, Alanna of my heart.
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!
Alanna- Spouting like a fountain from the castle Plaza isn`t going to make you flavour of the month in my books! Although, you do have a flavour..
George smoothie- What?
Alanna- George flavour! Hahahhahhhahahahhah!
George looks depressed. Alanna drops the smoothie glass.
George smoothie- Splat!
All- SHUT UP GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yayayya! Another chapter! OK, my thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!! Yes I`m VERY proud of you Nymph Demon for clicking the little button and typing! All you nice people out there can follow her shining example!!!!