EMERGENCY DISCLAIMER!!
I forgot the disclaimer! I forgot the disclaimer!!!! I forgot the disclaimer for chapter 12!!! I`m sorry! Please..nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Not the squirrel! PLEASE not the squirrel!!!!!!
OK..I don`t own any of the characters...yes I do! OWWwwwwwwww!! No, no, I don`t, I`m sorry..I`m sorry!!!!!!!! Forgive me!!
*bows to giant statue of Tamora Pierce*
Umm. I think I own everything else!!
If I don`t so..sue me! *a great swarm of lawyers descends on her* *bows to giant statue of Tamora Pierce again*
Oh, great goddess!!
OK, that will serve as the disclaimer for chapter 13 as well.
Many, Many thanks to all you nice people who review me, especially fear the limbo who told me why the anonymous people don`t review, so LISTEN UP you anonymous people, you don`t even have to log in now, to type a few nice words in the little box!!!!!!
OK, I`m actually supposed to be writing the story right now, so I won`t keep you in suspense any longer..
The Pantomime....Part Three!!!
It`s the night of the pantomime. The curtain rustles expectantly, and the audience are straining to listen to Numair singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" (actually I don`t own that, but.whatever)
Alanna appears on stage in a Bodicia dress...and an I Love Pandas t-shirt.
Alanna- OK, the production is called..A Day In The Life Of Alanna!
Numair appears on stage with a harp and strums it lovingly.
Numair- This is Alanna, our fighting hero bold.
With lilac eyes and sword point sharp and hair of copper and gold!
All- With lilac eyes and sword point sharp and hair of copper and gold.
Numair- She wakes up in the morning when the sun is shining bright.
And washes her face, and brushes her hair, and I forgot my line!
All- She washes her face and brushes her hair, and he forgot his line!
Numair- Then she runs downstairs, cuts off George`s ears and saddles her horse, so smoothly.
I wish that you could see George, but she made him into smoothie!
All- We wish that you could see George, but she made him into smoothie!
Numair- She grabs her sword, and kisses her kids, and cuts off a bad guy`s head.
And the bad guy keels over and wishes he`d never got out of bed!
All- And the bad guy keels over and wishes he`d never got out of bed!
Numair- `Cause she is Tortall`s saviour
Daine- I resent that!
Numair- She`s brave, brave, brave Alanna!
All- She does her job, they all repent because of brave Alanna.
But Daine resents the fact that she is called sweet Tortall`s saviour!
Numair- So she goes up to the palace and she disses good king Jon.
Then she sends a present, grabs her horse, and swiftly rideth on!
All- She sends a present, grabs her horse, and swiftly rideth on!
Numair- So lunchtime strikes, she eats her fill and turns back to go home.
For she`s not scared of the dark,dark forest (Daine makes owl sound) Alanna rides alone!
All- For she`s not scared of the dark, dark forest, Alanna rides alone!
Numair- She drops in on some little kids, they smile at her so sweetly (Kel and Joren smile at Alanna)
Alanna rides on as they fight to the death for her picture from Tortall weekly
All- Alanna rides on as they fight to the death for her picture from Tortall weekly!
Numair- Well, the hour is late, it`s getting dark and I must end my song. If you ever want my song again, dial Mrs Flibberwobby, 701
All- If you ever want his song again, dial Mrs Flibberwobby, 701!
Numair gives his harp one final twang and runs off stage. The director is in tears, and tries to sneak out the back exit. Meanwhile, the audience continue to clap.
Yaya! My epic song is complete! Thanx people!
I forgot the disclaimer! I forgot the disclaimer!!!! I forgot the disclaimer for chapter 12!!! I`m sorry! Please..nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Not the squirrel! PLEASE not the squirrel!!!!!!
OK..I don`t own any of the characters...yes I do! OWWwwwwwwww!! No, no, I don`t, I`m sorry..I`m sorry!!!!!!!! Forgive me!!
*bows to giant statue of Tamora Pierce*
Umm. I think I own everything else!!
If I don`t so..sue me! *a great swarm of lawyers descends on her* *bows to giant statue of Tamora Pierce again*
Oh, great goddess!!
OK, that will serve as the disclaimer for chapter 13 as well.
Many, Many thanks to all you nice people who review me, especially fear the limbo who told me why the anonymous people don`t review, so LISTEN UP you anonymous people, you don`t even have to log in now, to type a few nice words in the little box!!!!!!
OK, I`m actually supposed to be writing the story right now, so I won`t keep you in suspense any longer..
The Pantomime....Part Three!!!
It`s the night of the pantomime. The curtain rustles expectantly, and the audience are straining to listen to Numair singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" (actually I don`t own that, but.whatever)
Alanna appears on stage in a Bodicia dress...and an I Love Pandas t-shirt.
Alanna- OK, the production is called..A Day In The Life Of Alanna!
Numair appears on stage with a harp and strums it lovingly.
Numair- This is Alanna, our fighting hero bold.
With lilac eyes and sword point sharp and hair of copper and gold!
All- With lilac eyes and sword point sharp and hair of copper and gold.
Numair- She wakes up in the morning when the sun is shining bright.
And washes her face, and brushes her hair, and I forgot my line!
All- She washes her face and brushes her hair, and he forgot his line!
Numair- Then she runs downstairs, cuts off George`s ears and saddles her horse, so smoothly.
I wish that you could see George, but she made him into smoothie!
All- We wish that you could see George, but she made him into smoothie!
Numair- She grabs her sword, and kisses her kids, and cuts off a bad guy`s head.
And the bad guy keels over and wishes he`d never got out of bed!
All- And the bad guy keels over and wishes he`d never got out of bed!
Numair- `Cause she is Tortall`s saviour
Daine- I resent that!
Numair- She`s brave, brave, brave Alanna!
All- She does her job, they all repent because of brave Alanna.
But Daine resents the fact that she is called sweet Tortall`s saviour!
Numair- So she goes up to the palace and she disses good king Jon.
Then she sends a present, grabs her horse, and swiftly rideth on!
All- She sends a present, grabs her horse, and swiftly rideth on!
Numair- So lunchtime strikes, she eats her fill and turns back to go home.
For she`s not scared of the dark,dark forest (Daine makes owl sound) Alanna rides alone!
All- For she`s not scared of the dark, dark forest, Alanna rides alone!
Numair- She drops in on some little kids, they smile at her so sweetly (Kel and Joren smile at Alanna)
Alanna rides on as they fight to the death for her picture from Tortall weekly
All- Alanna rides on as they fight to the death for her picture from Tortall weekly!
Numair- Well, the hour is late, it`s getting dark and I must end my song. If you ever want my song again, dial Mrs Flibberwobby, 701
All- If you ever want his song again, dial Mrs Flibberwobby, 701!
Numair gives his harp one final twang and runs off stage. The director is in tears, and tries to sneak out the back exit. Meanwhile, the audience continue to clap.
Yaya! My epic song is complete! Thanx people!