Passing Notes In Potions

By: Realmi and Idiosyncrasy

Note #3: Violins of Bubble wrap

Authors' Notes: Thank you all for your reviews! We've read and loved them all. Some of you may be wondering why this story is posted on Realmi's account and not Syn's, in actuality, it's because Syn doesn't have an account so we use Realmi's. Just enjoy the pure oddity and laugh at the randomness, for that's really all you can do, aside from reviewing *hint, hint*.

Syn's handwriting

Realmi's handwriting

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       Severus Snape, Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, was in a state of total annoyance. Realmi and Syn have been at it for a week now, leaving what they thought were humorous stories on his classroom floor for him to read. He wouldn't have been so vexed by this if he was able to just throw them away. However, (thanks to God given curiosity) he couldn't help but read them. He even filed them in a folder labeled "THE REALMI AND SYN EPIC", a name they suggested with their last story. That story happened to be a very peculiar one about the relationship between Mustafa: Realmi's bag, the magic flying loopy straw, the now gone chicken wand, and the evil Transfiguration stick (a weapon of dark magic that turns everyone who is beaten with it into a despicable Transfiguration genius).

       Severus couldn't help but marvel at the imagination of the pair and at the fact that they hated Transfiguration so much (even though he himself disliked the subject when he was a student). What was the most unnerving thing about their stories was the fact that his character is kept in a cage and calls Realmi "master." Now that classes were over Severus went to his desk and sure enough Syn and Realmi have left another one for him to read. He unfolded it and read.

       One day, Realmi and Syn were walking down the streets of Hogsmead in broad daylight in their superhero outfits (burgundy velvet mini skirts, black t-shirts that read "I love shiny things," and leather go-go boots). Syn was in hysterics because someone had stolen her all powerful violin of bubble wrap. "We have to find it!" she sobbed.

          So they went off to find the Knower of Things because he would know where bubble wrap violin is because he knows things. "Please tell where my violin is!" Syn begged. The Knower sat there pondering for a moment, then burst out laughing.

          "What will you give me?" he finally demanded.

          "Uh…the joy of doing our Transfiguration homework?" Realmi tired, the Knower looked thoughtful.

          "But would you give a violin for your Transfiguration homework?"

          "Yes I would!" Realmi said.

          "Well, if you think it's worth it…"

          "IT IS!"

          "Okay, deal!" And so, they gave the Knower their homework and he did it. Twenty minutes later…

          "Your bubble wrap violin is with Hermione. She stole it to prove that violas are better then violins."

          "That shunk!"  Syn roared. Realmi got their homework back and gave the Knower a complimentary mint. Realmi and Syn went back to Hogwarts and tracked down a certain Gryffindor. They found Hermione playing her viola made of saran wrap and soggy tissue paper. With her was Ron, armed with his green and black stripped flamingo viola.

          "Auigh!" screamed Realmi, clapping her hands to her ears. The sound was too horrible! Syn, however, was fuming and pulled out her Veg-O-Matic from Mustafa.

          "Give me back Alph!" Alph is her violin.

          "NEVER!" proclaimed Hermione, and she took off running out of the room and down the hall, giggling evilly, clutching Alph.

          "No! Alphie!" Syn said, and she and Realmi (who had recovered) took off after her. Hermione led them through a wild chase about the castle, and Realmi noticed several rooms she'd never noticed before (including a Torture Room). They finally trapped Hermione  in an empty classroom

           Armed with the Veg-O-Matic, Syn advanced on Hermione. Then Ron, who had been following them, came in with a secret that he just couldn't help but proclaim loudly, "Hermione! I love you!"  This caused Hermione to drop Alph and stare. Syn scooped up Alphie and petted him softly. Realmi's who has a weakness for stringed instruments, ran away fast. Of course, bumping into Prof. Severus Snape on the way.

          "No running in  the halls!" he demanded. Just as he was realizing he was talking to Realmi, Prof. McGonagall appeared.     

          "What's going on here?"  she noticed Realmi and said, "Realmi? Here's your homework you never made up!" She dropped a stack of papers containing mishmash such as pages 209-211 #1-30 all. Realmi fell over in a faint.

          Syn handed McGonagall the homework the Knower of things did and she went away, muttering something about "sneaky no good!" Realmi awoke soon after the departure of the evil teacher. "Thank God!" Syn cried. "Praise the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost! Realmi's not a peanut!" Realmi and Sev just blinked.

          Severus blinked again and scrambled down to his knees. "No, Master! Now that you are awake, please not the cage! Master!" Realmi felt sorry for her love pigeon so she only handcuffed him to Mustafa.

          "Don't go anywhere or you will regret it," she warned him.

          "I won't, Master!" he said earnestly.

          Ron was inspired by this scene so he tied Hermione to a chair using 27½ boxes of Fruit by the Foot. "No! I'm not calling you master!" Hermione said after he asked.

          "Why not?"

          "Cause, you're a douche!"

          "Fine," Ron slouched away looking dejected and soon after disappeared, Prof. McGonagall returned.

          "I have more homework for you, Realmi!" she announced proudly.

          "BUT I'LL DIE!" protested Realmi.

          "Awesome," she replied automatically. "Pages 110-270, numbers 2 to 579. Due tomorrow!"

          Being sick of the teacher from Hell, Realmi let Severus go and ordered him to attack Prof. McGonagall (which he did) "HOORAY FOR SNAPE!" everyone cheered, except for Hermione cause she like Transfiguration, cause she's a nut! However, the next day, Prof. McGonagall was back teaching class the next day. But due to amnesia, she forgot about the homework and the attack. So all's well that ends well in the Hogwarts world.

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          Severus shook his head. He didn't know whether to be frightened or amused.  The only thing he knew for sure, was that McGonagall would not be happy is she saw these stories….and for that matter….neither would half the students either. Still shaking his head, Severus filed the newest story away and left his classroom, trying very hard to not almost smile.

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Endnotes: Welcome to end of another journey into the world of Realmi and Syn's boredom. We believe that this is far better then paying attention in Math class. Don't you agree? Please review.

-Realmi and Syn.