Hello, all. How are you? Well, this is my 2nd, COUNT IT, 2nd story I've posted on FF.net. Oddly enough, it is the first story I wrote. Let me announce, first and foremost, I didn't come up with Harry Potter and LotRs, J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkein did. And I blatantly ripped off some bits from Proffessor Charlotte Snapes story, "Charlotte and Severus's Random Anything Awards" I beg Ms. Snape to forgive me and recommend reading her story, as it is probably much better than mine. Well, now that that is out of the way, on with the show!
SARAS' AWARDS ABOUT. NOTHING!

Written by Sara

Characters: Sara(host), Leah(co-host), cast of LotR, cast of HP, a bunch of other stoopy poopy people

Setting: Large Stadium with millions, yes, MILLIONS of stars gathered to enjoy the. AWARDS ABOUT NOTHING!! WEE fun fun!

::Sara and Leah walk onto stage::

Sara: well HELLO EVERYONE!

::cricket chirp::

Sara: ::cough:: ahem, well, welcome to the. SARA AWARDS ABOUT.NOTHING! ::runs around in circles:: I've had 1 too many yoo-hoos

Leah: this is going to be a loooong night ::pulls up comfy chair::

Sara: Well on to the first award! AND THE FIRST AWARD IS.

Leah: Let me guess.

Sara: THE MOST FUNNEST PERSON IN THE WORLDEDED AWARD

::cricket chirp::

Sara: OY SHUT UP!! Ok any ways the nominees are

::drum role::

Sara: FRODO!

::Frodo and Samwise run onto stage::

Frodo: Samwise, why are you here too?

Samwise: Mr. Frodo, you do not go anywhere without me, for I am you trusty sidekick ::wink wink::

Sara: Anyways, Draco Malfoy!

Malfoy: Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank my fans, my girlfriend Maddi ::looks around, as though a bit scared::, my dad who probably fixed this so I'd win,.

Sara: ::nudges Draco:: hey, you didn't win yet

Draco:.Oh. Heh, heh, ::walks and stands behind Frodo, completely embarrassed by his stoopy poopy mistake.::

Sara: and..Tommy Pickles!

Tommy: ::magically turns into a 13 year old, and is acting extremely ghetto:: Hey yo, chuck, I'm up fer a SAAN! WHOO JA RULE FO LIFE DAWG

Sara: Hmm. And the winner is.

::drum role::

Sara: ME! ::grabs award shaped like a potato::

Leah: Hey you can't do that! It's against the rules!

Sara: Its my award show! I can do whatever I want!

Leah: Sara, just give someone else the award ::looks at Sara like she is an idiot:: ::which she is::

Sara: Fine. LETS ASK THE AUDIENCE! ::points at audience:: Who do YOU want to win?? Who wants Tommy to win?

Audience: ::2 people:: WHOO GO TOMMY he rules in da ghetto world forreal dawg

Sara: o_O okee. who wants Draco to win?

::cricket chirp::

Maddi: WAIT! I WANT MY DRACO TO WIN! ::googley eyes:: I lubbers him! ::huggles him to death::

Sara:. Well, since Tommy's just been shot by the 2 people that voted for him, and Draco's been killed by his girlfriend, Frodo wins by default!

Leah: ::looks at Sara oddly::: Tommy's right there! What are you tal-

Sara: ::covers Leahs mouth:: they don't know that ::points at audience::

Leah: Yes they do! They are looking at him! See!

Audience: :: applauding because they have no idea what's going on::

Sara: see! I told you! FRODO WINS!

Frodo: YAY! I win I win! ::flops into glass of water, those silly hobbits::

Samwise: NO MR FRODO ::dives in after Frodo::

Sara: Man am I thirsty! ::obliviously takes drink of water that has Frodo and Samwise in it and swallows them::

Leah: SARA! YOU JUST SWALLOWED FRODO AND SAM!

Sara: ::burp:: oops ter hehe ::smiles:: anyways

Leah: ::sigh::
Well, that's the first chapter. Up next. "THE CUTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSITY OF UNIVERSES" award.

OH YEAH! You know how some authors give you cookies if you review? Well guess what I got? LASAGNA!

Come on! You know you want some!