Hello! Ready for the 2nd installment? Well, I must say THANK YOU to my 2 COUNT EM 2 reviewers! (I'm going to try and see if doing this makes bold, so don't mind if it doesn't work) bPoeticlilshygurl/b

bStarre/b- well, I don't remember if Draco wins or not, because I wrote this a while ago, and I don't feel like altering it. I think I was going through an 'I hate Draco, he should die' stage, so forgive me.

Also, Leah and Maddi are my friends, and I am Sara *hangs head in shame* yes I know, but get over it.

ON WITH THE SHOWW!!!
Sara: our next award is.CUTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSITIE OF UNIVERSES

Leah: I'm getting scared.

Sara: And the nominees are.

::Drumrole::

Sara: LEGOLAS!

Leah: YAY! Go my eggo!

Legolas: Stop calling me that, Leah

Leah: ok eggo ::runs around waving elfy wedding ring:: LOOK IM A ELF ::points at one pointy ear::

Sara: RON WEASLEY

Ron: Whazza. huh?

Sara: Go back to sleep, my ickle ronnikines.

Ron: hmm ok ::sleeps::

Sara: AND.. DRACO MALFOY

Malfoy: What? No I'm not! I'm not even remotely cute! (A/N- When I wrote this, I don't think I liked him, but now that I think about it, he is pretty easy on the eyes, isn't he?)

Maddi: I THINK YOU ARE ::huggles Draco to death once more, for he seems immortal. Almost::

Sara: ::whispers:: we ran out of cute guys, so we had to bring you in it

Malfoy: help.. Me..:: is being squeezed to death by Maddi::

Leah: ::playing piggyback with Legolas:: WEE

Legolas:: get off me Leah

Leah: I REFUSE TO DO SUCH A THING

Sara: ::cough:: hmm ok and last but not least, dollar and sign!

::dollar and sign walk in with masks on, as to not reveal their true identity::

Sara: o_O otay and the winner is

::drum role::

Sara: DOLLAR AND SIGN! WEE

Leah: you didn't even ask the audience!

Sara: I didn't need to, they won!

Leah: Sara.

Sara: Leah.

. . .

Sara: OK I HAVE AN IDEA

Leah: uh oh

Sara: NO ITS GOOD! I think that we smash the award ::holds statue shaped like a squash:: and give little pieces to everyone! CUZ THEIR ALL CUTE! Except Draco

Draco: help.me.please.::Maddi still holding strong::

Leah:. OKAY!

Sara: ::takes sledgehammer and shmooshes squash:: here you go everyone!

Legolas: fun fun

Ron: ::sleepily:: I won? Huh? What?

Sara: go back to sleep Ronnie.

Ron: okayyy ::Dreams::

Dollar and sign: ::voice changed with those thingys that change voices.ya:: we would like to thank the academy. that's all

Sara: otay.. On to the next award, THE BIGGEST NUTCASE AWARD!

Leah: ::passes award to Sara:: congratulations, you win

Sara: win what?

Leah: the award

Sara: really? Which award?

Leah: the award you were about to present

Sara: ::thinks a minute, unable to remember what the award was::

Leah: the biggest nutcase award.

Sara: ::thinks some more:: is that supposed to be insulting?

Leah: yes.

Sara: . o. ok! ::dances with Frodo::

Leah: How can you be dancing with Frodo? You swallowed him!

Sara:. I went potty.

Leah: ::walks away, dismissing the thought::

Samwise: Mr. Frodo, can I lick your feet?

Frodo: o.O Errrrr..no?

Samwise: ::heartbroken::

Sara: ::teaches Frodo the newest polka steps::

Leah: shouldn't you be dancing with Ron, anyway?

Sara: He's sleeping! ::points at Ron, whose laying on the stage, dead asleep::

Leah: oh.
Hello! Err..at the time, as well, I was going out with Ron (in RP world, mind you) but he dumped me for Hermione u_U Oh well, I'll just go out with Fred! BWAHA! Oo anywhoo, I stole more from Prof. Charlotte Snape, I'M SORRY! And I think I smooshed 2 awards together, my bad. And I made Maddi sound kind of.er.murderous? I don't know, but she is a good friend even though she lives in Jersey and I live in PA. And, I made Leah sound intelligent and Me sound stupid, when it is usually the other way around. Alright, I'm done. Chow! Remember, review equals lasagna!

NEXT! THE EVIL AWARD!