Sara: and now for the next award! The EVIL award

Leah: the EVIL award?

Sara: yes Leah, the EVIL award.

Leah: ::sarcastically:: who oh who could the nominees be

Sara: ::overdoing it:: I am so glad you asked me that, Leah! The nominees are. VOLDEMORT

Audience in unison: ::cringe:: SHH please say, he-who-must-not-be-named, or you-know-who, but not Voldem-::choke on their words::

Vold-erm, you-know-who: WEE HEE I WON

Sara: no you didn't

You-know-who: yes I did

Sara: no you didn't

You-know-who: yes I did! ::cries like a baby::

Sara:.. Something or other the WHITE (a.k.a the evil guy in LotR)

Evil guy: wee hee! ::prances in flowers::

Sara:.o_O and... LEAH!

Leah: ME?!?!?!

Audience: HER?!?!?!

Ron: Huh? Wha? Why am I sleeping on the floor?

Sara: go to sleep Ronnie poo kins

Ron: oo all rigghhhtt ::sleeps some more::

Sara: my Ronnie poo sure is a deep sleeper.o___O

Leah: why am I evil?

Sara: because I said so ::crosses arms like she's the boss::

Leah::..ok.

Sara: and the winner is... LEAH!

Leah: ME!?!?!?

Audience: HER?!?!?!

Ron: Oy shut up! I'm trying to sleep

::earthquake of noise::

Sara: Leah, come get your award!

Leah: I hate you Sara

Sara: I know ^.^

::endless applause from the audience, for some reason they like Leah o_o::

Sara: Hey Leah,

Leah: what Sara

Sara: Sara would like to have a brief intermission, for the audience ::points at audience:: seem to need to use the restroom

Audience: ::squirming in seat from lack of intermission::

Sara: See! Sara is a nice person and she wants to let the audience take a break

Leah: Does Sara like talking about herself in the third person?

Sara: Yes, yes she does.

Leah:....... Alright then......

Sara: So, everyone gets an intermission.. A TEN SECOND INTERMISSION! BWAHA you only have 10 seconds to have all of you go to the bathroom and back! ::sticks tongue out::

Audience: ::fly from bathrooms and back in 4 seconds flat, they have 6 to converse with each other::

Sara: ::counting on fingers:: Hey Leah? What number comes after 2?

Leah: I don't know. I honestly don't know ::crosses fingers::

Sara: hmm, seems we hit 10 a while ago.. alright!