Romeo and Juliet: The Comedy
Juliet: Romeo, wherefore art thou? I mean (looks at script), Romeo, like where are you, dude?
Romeo tries to climb up to balcony
Romeo: Blast it, these darn thorns pricked my as my heart's breaking for I cannot see thou'st green eyes. But your dude is like, here.
Juliet: It's like, blue.
Romeo: Whatever.
Juliet: Here, take these gauze strip thingies
Juliet leans over balcony and falls over. She screams and falls on Romeo.
Romeo: Hey, like get off! It feels like one of my mares was on my back. Which reminds me, dudes, like wherefore art my horse?
Mercutio: (sarcastic voice) Neigh, neigh, neigh. Your horse is like, here, man.
Romeo: Hey Julie! My horse can actually lingolize
Juliet: Uh, what does lingolize mean, man?
Mercutio: To like, talk. (Sarcastic voice) Neigh, neigh, like, neigh.
Nurse: (in house) Julie! You pop is like, wanting you to come here.
Juliet: Luckily my nurse is always outside my room. (faces balcony) I'm like, coming. I better go before I'm busted for sure!
Romeo: Like, watch out for those thorns. They bite.
Mercutio: Yeah, don't go, girlfriend. (sarcastic voice) Neigh, um, neigh.
Juliet: A girl never leaves without her leather gloves (puts them on). See ya later, Ruler of Rome, my one and only Romeo. Peace, Romeo's horsie.
Juliet exits
Romeo: (calls after Juliet) For the last time, I'm not, like, an emperor! Julius Caesar is. Wrong play! (faces bushes) C'mon, me horse, let's go! Oh, you're not comin'? (walks into bushes and see Mercutio) Mercutio? Dude, you were my horse?
Mercutio: (shaky voice)Um, neigh, yeah, neigh.
Romeo: (sarcastic voice) Oh, that's great. (stops sarcasm) Now I can't get home!
Mercutio: Coolio! Maybe we can like, camp out, man, neigh. Did you bring the chocolate, marshmallows, and graham cracks?
Romeo:Oh great, we're stranded in the Capulet estate and all he worries about is makin' them smores! (turns to Mercutio) Will ya stop it with the neigh thing! I'm gonna ride you if you keep it up!
Juliet: Romeo, wherefore art thou? I mean (looks at script), Romeo, like where are you, dude?
Romeo tries to climb up to balcony
Romeo: Blast it, these darn thorns pricked my as my heart's breaking for I cannot see thou'st green eyes. But your dude is like, here.
Juliet: It's like, blue.
Romeo: Whatever.
Juliet: Here, take these gauze strip thingies
Juliet leans over balcony and falls over. She screams and falls on Romeo.
Romeo: Hey, like get off! It feels like one of my mares was on my back. Which reminds me, dudes, like wherefore art my horse?
Mercutio: (sarcastic voice) Neigh, neigh, neigh. Your horse is like, here, man.
Romeo: Hey Julie! My horse can actually lingolize
Juliet: Uh, what does lingolize mean, man?
Mercutio: To like, talk. (Sarcastic voice) Neigh, neigh, like, neigh.
Nurse: (in house) Julie! You pop is like, wanting you to come here.
Juliet: Luckily my nurse is always outside my room. (faces balcony) I'm like, coming. I better go before I'm busted for sure!
Romeo: Like, watch out for those thorns. They bite.
Mercutio: Yeah, don't go, girlfriend. (sarcastic voice) Neigh, um, neigh.
Juliet: A girl never leaves without her leather gloves (puts them on). See ya later, Ruler of Rome, my one and only Romeo. Peace, Romeo's horsie.
Juliet exits
Romeo: (calls after Juliet) For the last time, I'm not, like, an emperor! Julius Caesar is. Wrong play! (faces bushes) C'mon, me horse, let's go! Oh, you're not comin'? (walks into bushes and see Mercutio) Mercutio? Dude, you were my horse?
Mercutio: (shaky voice)Um, neigh, yeah, neigh.
Romeo: (sarcastic voice) Oh, that's great. (stops sarcasm) Now I can't get home!
Mercutio: Coolio! Maybe we can like, camp out, man, neigh. Did you bring the chocolate, marshmallows, and graham cracks?
Romeo:Oh great, we're stranded in the Capulet estate and all he worries about is makin' them smores! (turns to Mercutio) Will ya stop it with the neigh thing! I'm gonna ride you if you keep it up!