Chapter three, A new identity and AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
"Ha! Stupid, foolish human I WILL REMBER YOU WHEN I-TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!" Screamed Fluffy. "But first I must take on a new identity, something evil KNOW! FRANK! Now I need a partner in crime." So Frank walked down the street, terrorizing the neighborhood.
(("This just in, crazy purple gerbil is terrorizing city. His hideous laugh is making pets all around the state go crazy. Please do not try to approach this creature, keep your windows and doors locked and closed, stay indoors. If anyone knows whom the owner of this deranged gerbil was, please call 1800-TFN-1444 that is 1800-725-1444. You are watching TFN, Totally fake news.")) Announced the news reporter.
"Oops! I think I did a very bad thing." Realized the irrelevant characters mom.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" The crazed gerbil laughed. "I must find a pet that can withstand my hideous laugh!" Running in and out of the neighboring houses, Frank never found a partner good enough Now what will I do? Frank said walking over to a forest. Walking absent-mindedly around the forest, he stumbled into a hole in a tree and fell. "What the-?" Falling, falling, falling. "Ahhhhhh!!!!!"
Meanwhile
Two Elves were looking down a cliff muttering something about dead dinner, when all of a sudden they saw (and heard) something falling from the sky.
"What was that?" one of the Elves exclaimed.
"I don't know, lets go check it out." replied the other.
The two went off in search for the thing that fell from the sky.
"Is it dead?"
"I don't know, Is it breathing?"
"I don't know, check its pulse."
"I am not touching that thing, you check it!"
"I am not going to touch it. Hey lets get Legolas!"
"He won't touch it; he is probably to busey running from crazy fan girls."
(A/N: Ha ha! If any of you recognized that line, it was from the Life cereal commercial! So I do not own that.) "Poke it with a stick!"
"OK." So one of the elves poked it with a stick.
"OUCH!" Frank was startled and woke up.
"It can talk!" Said the Elf that poked him. The Elves suddenly drew their bows and aimed at Frank's head.
"Be quiet or Ill fire!"
"Ya, what he said!"
"Ha! Stupid, foolish human I WILL REMBER YOU WHEN I-TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!" Screamed Fluffy. "But first I must take on a new identity, something evil KNOW! FRANK! Now I need a partner in crime." So Frank walked down the street, terrorizing the neighborhood.
(("This just in, crazy purple gerbil is terrorizing city. His hideous laugh is making pets all around the state go crazy. Please do not try to approach this creature, keep your windows and doors locked and closed, stay indoors. If anyone knows whom the owner of this deranged gerbil was, please call 1800-TFN-1444 that is 1800-725-1444. You are watching TFN, Totally fake news.")) Announced the news reporter.
"Oops! I think I did a very bad thing." Realized the irrelevant characters mom.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!" The crazed gerbil laughed. "I must find a pet that can withstand my hideous laugh!" Running in and out of the neighboring houses, Frank never found a partner good enough Now what will I do? Frank said walking over to a forest. Walking absent-mindedly around the forest, he stumbled into a hole in a tree and fell. "What the-?" Falling, falling, falling. "Ahhhhhh!!!!!"
Meanwhile
Two Elves were looking down a cliff muttering something about dead dinner, when all of a sudden they saw (and heard) something falling from the sky.
"What was that?" one of the Elves exclaimed.
"I don't know, lets go check it out." replied the other.
The two went off in search for the thing that fell from the sky.
"Is it dead?"
"I don't know, Is it breathing?"
"I don't know, check its pulse."
"I am not touching that thing, you check it!"
"I am not going to touch it. Hey lets get Legolas!"
"He won't touch it; he is probably to busey running from crazy fan girls."
(A/N: Ha ha! If any of you recognized that line, it was from the Life cereal commercial! So I do not own that.) "Poke it with a stick!"
"OK." So one of the elves poked it with a stick.
"OUCH!" Frank was startled and woke up.
"It can talk!" Said the Elf that poked him. The Elves suddenly drew their bows and aimed at Frank's head.
"Be quiet or Ill fire!"
"Ya, what he said!"