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Monica looked down at the little stick and says,
"It's.negative." She looks up at Chandler crying, she had really thought they had done it this time.
"Mon, it's Ok. You'll get pregnant, I promise," says Chandler.
"Yeah, but what if I don't?" she asks, upset.
"Of course you will. If worse comes to worse, and we never do get pregnant-which won't happen-we'll adopt or something, but I promise you, we will have a baby," he replies.
"Thanks."
"Mon," says Chandler, getting an idea," Why don't you take the test again? You never know, it could have been wrong the first time."
"Ok!" says Monica, perking up. She grabs two tests and pushes Chandler out of the bathroom. About five minutes later, she runs out of the bathroom screaming,
"They're positive!!! Both of them!!! I'm going to have a BABY!!!!"
Tears of joy are streaming down her face as Chandler envelopes her in a big hug. She was right; they had done it.
"I'm so happy for us," he says," I couldn't be more ready for this baby."
They both have huge smiles on their faces, and couldn't possibly be happier. Monica sits on the couch, happily anticipating the future with her, Chandler and the new baby. It was going to be so great.
"Chandler!" Mon exclaims, happily," Let's go baby shopping!"
Joey had been wracking his brain trying to think of the best way to propose to Rachel. He didn't want to have this huge, long mushy speech, just something short and sweet. The whole night was going to be perfect-he had made reservations at a really fancy, expensive restaurant, and then planned to take her dancing, which was something he hated, but she loved. Sitting on his bed for 2 long hours, he finally came up with something to say to Rachel:
Rachel, I love you a lot. These past months, you have made me so happy, and I want to spend my life with you, and make you just as happy. Rachel Green, will you marry me?
Sure, it wasn't perfect, but it came from his heart, and that's what really mattered. The previous day, Joey had bought Rachel a really nice ring. It had also made a pretty nice dip into his savings, but he figured it was worth it if it was for Rachel. Joey checked his watch; it was 4:00 and Rachel should be home from work soon.
"Joey? Are you home?" shouts Rachel.
"Yeah! I'm in the bedroom," replies Joey.
"Oh, Ok. I'm just going to go pick up Emma from Ross' so I'm guessing you want to stay here," she says, entering the bedroom.
"Yeah," he answers, quickly. Joey didn't like to speak or think of Ross much; the stupid geek was acting crazy ever since he started dating Rachel.
"Ok. I'll see you soon," Rachel says, leaving the apartment.
Joey watched his (hopefully) future bride walk out the door, thinking how much he loved her, and how much he would hate it if Ross ever got her back.
"Nah," he thinks, "That'll never happen!"
Ross and Phoebe were in his apartment, still plotting against Rachel and Joey. As bad as it sounds, they were having a blast, and had never been closer.
"Pheebs, we've been at this for like, a long time, and we've still had no good ideas," complains Ross.
"Calm down, we'll get one. And you know, I had a great idea, but *somebody* shot it down," Phoebe replies.
"Phoebe, 'Let's go buy donuts' is not a great idea! It has nothing to do with what we're trying to do!"
Ross decides he wants a beer, and asks Phoebe if she wants one. Nodding her head yes, Ross heads to the kitchen to get the beverages. Coming back, he looks excited and says,
"I've got it! I know how we're going to break up Rachel and Joey!"
"How? How? How are we gonna do it?" Phoebe asks, really excited.
"Well, Monica tells me that Joey's taking Rachel out to a really fancy restaurant on their anniversary. So, we rent a limo, trick him into thinking it's a real company, and instead of taking them to the restaurant, we drive them to.a strip club!" exclaims Ross.
"Ross, that's crazy. Crazy brilliant!"
"Yeah, so then Rachel gets mad at Joey for taking her to a strip joint on their anniversary, they eventually break up, and it all happens on their anniversary, making it even worse!"
"Wow, that's good. You're really smart Ross."
"I know. (Pauses) Pheebs, we are terrible people."
"Yeah, terribly smart people!" she replies.
Monica had finally convinced Chandler to come baby shopping. He figured if he went, she'd lay off the idea for a while, especially when she saw the prices of all the stuff. They take a cab to the store, which is fairly empty, making Monica even happier.
"Ok, Chandler, I've made a list of everything that we need," says Mon, as she pulls out a list from her purse. She holds on to the top and this list tumbles down to the floor.
"We need *that* much stuff?" Chandler asks, astounded.
"Yeah we do. This list has everything we'll need for the baby for the first year, and this," she says, pulling out an even longer list," Will last us for the first two years."
"Lets go with the first list. (Pauses) The first year? This is your first day of pregnancy!"
"Yes, exactly what an irresponsible person would think. I don't want to be rushing around when I'm nine months pregnant.like Rachel, I am going to be ready."
Chandler rolls his eyes, and makes a sarcastic face. When he sees the reaction on his wife's face, he quickly starts looking at baby clothes. Four long hours later, Monica and Chandler had every single thing they would need for their child's first year of life.
"Where are we going to put it all?" asks Chandler.
Totally ignoring Chandler's comment, Monica plops down on the couch, and pulls out her copy of "The Big Book of Children's Names".
"Names? Already? We don't even know if it's going to be a boy or a girl."
"It's going to be a girl. Definitely "
"How do you know?!?" asks Chandler, in that Chandler way.
"What do you think of the name Samantha? I've always liked that name," she says.
"It's nice.except I lost my virginity to a girl named Samantha Carter."
"Ok, definitely not!" Monica exclaims, leafing through the book.
The day of Joey and Rachel's anniversary had finally come. At 5:00 sharp, the limo showed up outside the building. Surprisingly, Joey had managed to find a limousine company that had really low prices.
"Rach, it's time to go!" says Joey.
"Coming!"
She walks out of her bedroom, and looks absolutely gorgeous in a stunning black off-the-shoulder dress.
"Wow," he says, under his breath.
Getting into the limo, Joey says,
"Hi driver! I'm Joey. This is Rachel."
"Hello, Joey and Rachel. You can call me.Bond. James Bond," says the driver (Ross).
The voice sounds strangely familiar to Joey, but he can't seem to place it. Shrugging it off, he turns all his attention to Rachel, and making sure the ring is safely in his pocket, he leans over and kisses her.
"Oh," says the driver," There's no kissing in this car!"
Okey dokey, that's all for now. Personally, I really liked this chapter and thought it was funny. Review it and tell me what you think, ok? Please, please do. (Please do? Ha, I sound funny). If you liked it, tell me, and I'll post the next chapter soon, promise it won't be more than like, three or four days. Ok. I'll stop talking. REVIEW MY STORY PLEASE!!!! :-)
Monica looked down at the little stick and says,
"It's.negative." She looks up at Chandler crying, she had really thought they had done it this time.
"Mon, it's Ok. You'll get pregnant, I promise," says Chandler.
"Yeah, but what if I don't?" she asks, upset.
"Of course you will. If worse comes to worse, and we never do get pregnant-which won't happen-we'll adopt or something, but I promise you, we will have a baby," he replies.
"Thanks."
"Mon," says Chandler, getting an idea," Why don't you take the test again? You never know, it could have been wrong the first time."
"Ok!" says Monica, perking up. She grabs two tests and pushes Chandler out of the bathroom. About five minutes later, she runs out of the bathroom screaming,
"They're positive!!! Both of them!!! I'm going to have a BABY!!!!"
Tears of joy are streaming down her face as Chandler envelopes her in a big hug. She was right; they had done it.
"I'm so happy for us," he says," I couldn't be more ready for this baby."
They both have huge smiles on their faces, and couldn't possibly be happier. Monica sits on the couch, happily anticipating the future with her, Chandler and the new baby. It was going to be so great.
"Chandler!" Mon exclaims, happily," Let's go baby shopping!"
Joey had been wracking his brain trying to think of the best way to propose to Rachel. He didn't want to have this huge, long mushy speech, just something short and sweet. The whole night was going to be perfect-he had made reservations at a really fancy, expensive restaurant, and then planned to take her dancing, which was something he hated, but she loved. Sitting on his bed for 2 long hours, he finally came up with something to say to Rachel:
Rachel, I love you a lot. These past months, you have made me so happy, and I want to spend my life with you, and make you just as happy. Rachel Green, will you marry me?
Sure, it wasn't perfect, but it came from his heart, and that's what really mattered. The previous day, Joey had bought Rachel a really nice ring. It had also made a pretty nice dip into his savings, but he figured it was worth it if it was for Rachel. Joey checked his watch; it was 4:00 and Rachel should be home from work soon.
"Joey? Are you home?" shouts Rachel.
"Yeah! I'm in the bedroom," replies Joey.
"Oh, Ok. I'm just going to go pick up Emma from Ross' so I'm guessing you want to stay here," she says, entering the bedroom.
"Yeah," he answers, quickly. Joey didn't like to speak or think of Ross much; the stupid geek was acting crazy ever since he started dating Rachel.
"Ok. I'll see you soon," Rachel says, leaving the apartment.
Joey watched his (hopefully) future bride walk out the door, thinking how much he loved her, and how much he would hate it if Ross ever got her back.
"Nah," he thinks, "That'll never happen!"
Ross and Phoebe were in his apartment, still plotting against Rachel and Joey. As bad as it sounds, they were having a blast, and had never been closer.
"Pheebs, we've been at this for like, a long time, and we've still had no good ideas," complains Ross.
"Calm down, we'll get one. And you know, I had a great idea, but *somebody* shot it down," Phoebe replies.
"Phoebe, 'Let's go buy donuts' is not a great idea! It has nothing to do with what we're trying to do!"
Ross decides he wants a beer, and asks Phoebe if she wants one. Nodding her head yes, Ross heads to the kitchen to get the beverages. Coming back, he looks excited and says,
"I've got it! I know how we're going to break up Rachel and Joey!"
"How? How? How are we gonna do it?" Phoebe asks, really excited.
"Well, Monica tells me that Joey's taking Rachel out to a really fancy restaurant on their anniversary. So, we rent a limo, trick him into thinking it's a real company, and instead of taking them to the restaurant, we drive them to.a strip club!" exclaims Ross.
"Ross, that's crazy. Crazy brilliant!"
"Yeah, so then Rachel gets mad at Joey for taking her to a strip joint on their anniversary, they eventually break up, and it all happens on their anniversary, making it even worse!"
"Wow, that's good. You're really smart Ross."
"I know. (Pauses) Pheebs, we are terrible people."
"Yeah, terribly smart people!" she replies.
Monica had finally convinced Chandler to come baby shopping. He figured if he went, she'd lay off the idea for a while, especially when she saw the prices of all the stuff. They take a cab to the store, which is fairly empty, making Monica even happier.
"Ok, Chandler, I've made a list of everything that we need," says Mon, as she pulls out a list from her purse. She holds on to the top and this list tumbles down to the floor.
"We need *that* much stuff?" Chandler asks, astounded.
"Yeah we do. This list has everything we'll need for the baby for the first year, and this," she says, pulling out an even longer list," Will last us for the first two years."
"Lets go with the first list. (Pauses) The first year? This is your first day of pregnancy!"
"Yes, exactly what an irresponsible person would think. I don't want to be rushing around when I'm nine months pregnant.like Rachel, I am going to be ready."
Chandler rolls his eyes, and makes a sarcastic face. When he sees the reaction on his wife's face, he quickly starts looking at baby clothes. Four long hours later, Monica and Chandler had every single thing they would need for their child's first year of life.
"Where are we going to put it all?" asks Chandler.
Totally ignoring Chandler's comment, Monica plops down on the couch, and pulls out her copy of "The Big Book of Children's Names".
"Names? Already? We don't even know if it's going to be a boy or a girl."
"It's going to be a girl. Definitely "
"How do you know?!?" asks Chandler, in that Chandler way.
"What do you think of the name Samantha? I've always liked that name," she says.
"It's nice.except I lost my virginity to a girl named Samantha Carter."
"Ok, definitely not!" Monica exclaims, leafing through the book.
The day of Joey and Rachel's anniversary had finally come. At 5:00 sharp, the limo showed up outside the building. Surprisingly, Joey had managed to find a limousine company that had really low prices.
"Rach, it's time to go!" says Joey.
"Coming!"
She walks out of her bedroom, and looks absolutely gorgeous in a stunning black off-the-shoulder dress.
"Wow," he says, under his breath.
Getting into the limo, Joey says,
"Hi driver! I'm Joey. This is Rachel."
"Hello, Joey and Rachel. You can call me.Bond. James Bond," says the driver (Ross).
The voice sounds strangely familiar to Joey, but he can't seem to place it. Shrugging it off, he turns all his attention to Rachel, and making sure the ring is safely in his pocket, he leans over and kisses her.
"Oh," says the driver," There's no kissing in this car!"
Okey dokey, that's all for now. Personally, I really liked this chapter and thought it was funny. Review it and tell me what you think, ok? Please, please do. (Please do? Ha, I sound funny). If you liked it, tell me, and I'll post the next chapter soon, promise it won't be more than like, three or four days. Ok. I'll stop talking. REVIEW MY STORY PLEASE!!!! :-)