A/N: My second chapter!! I feel so proud! and people please review! You can flame me if you want...I don't mind...really....
Disclaimer: I won't even bother....if you have any doubts, than please see first chapter... and if you still don't getting...than you are retarded, and you have no future whatsoever...
Anime Detectives: The Inuyasha Saga
(This will be in normal point of view.)
Yuki and Nezumi walked to the village brainstorming a few lies....ahem...ideas to fool....ahem, sorry,....get the people to given them a roof and food.
"How about...we go in there and start shooting ki blast(1 see bottom of the page) and say that we need food and shelter!" Nezumi input her ideas.
"And the moral of that will be?....for them to hate us, and have us on a little stick for the barbecue, and oh yeah! Compliments of the tesaiga (how do you spell that?) and Inuyasha!" Yuki just through the first idea out the window.
"Oh yeah...I forgot about him..."
"You forgot about who we are suppose to protect?"
"Oh yeah! We have to protect him right?...man...that sucks."
"I know...we are suppose be detectives! Not personal body guards!"
"And of a hanyou for that!"
"That's mean!"
After a not so long walk, they got to a small village with big fields of rive.
"Now that's a lot of rice!" Nezumi exclaimed. She went to one of the villagers and asked for help in the nicest way possible, "Excuse me sir!" the guy she was calling did not answer her, "Hey! Dude! I'm talking to you!!! How rude!!"
The guy finally turned, "I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"
Nezumi, the least to say was outraged, "Last time I checked you are the only dude here!"
Yuki nudged her at the ribs, "No slangs! And be nice!"
"I'll try to remember.... I'm sorry.... My name is Nezumi and me and my companion..." the guy, screaming and running cut her off.
"Kykio! She's back! Kykio! She'll drag Inuyasha to Hell!!!"
That's when a small ball of light knocked the lights out of the guy. Both girls looked at where the blast came from.
"Don't look at me like I am some kind of crazy lunatic!" Ai said glaring at them, with Ani by her side asking himself 'why me?'
"Nooooo" they replied, with a drop of sarcasm in their voice.... Did I say a drop? Sorry I meat an entire pot of sarcasm.
Ai glared at them before saying, "Go to Kaede's hut, say to them that a villager sent you there."
"Wouldn't this be easier of we only new where it was?" Yuki asked.
"To find it is simple! Just find a house where the people only speak monosyllable words followed by the sound of either a slap or a 'tuff' on the ground"
Yuki and Nezumi shrugged at each other, something they learned while living with Ai was that you should never discuss with a mad person, just nod and step away, never do sudden movements. So Slowly they stepped away from Ai, and started to listen to the sounds of nature.
They walked around each house listening to all of the conversation, until they came to another normal looking house, the only thing that caught their attention was the colorful language one of the members used.
You could here the following sounds coming from inside:
"What did you call me?! SIT!"
*WHAM*
"You wench! How dare you do that to me!"
But wait there was more!
"HENTAI!"
*SLAP*
"Oww!!"
Oh yes! The sound of nature...well.... A very disturbed nature...but nature nonetheless.
Yuki and Nezumi exchanged glances "That must be it" they said in union.
The two teens went to Kaede's hut as told by one of the villagers. Inside there was Kaede, Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango, they all looked at the group.
"Umm...hi?" Nezumi said/asked.
"We were told to come here and talk to Kaede. Is that we need some place to sleep tonight." Yuki told them.
Miroku came running to the two girls, held Yuki's hand, "Pretty lady! Will you have the honor of bearing my child."
Yuki felt a heat on her cheeks, and disgusted feature was plastered on her face. 'Ewww" she though. Yuki quickly pulled her hand and hid behind Nezumi.
The others in the hut were stunned!
"That was the first time he wasn't slapped or had been said no to!" Sango said looking at the recently traumatized girl behind the hazeled haired one.
Inuyasha, who always had a witty remark was quiet, so was Kagome, and both were looking at Yuki thinking the same thing, 'She looks like Kykio!'
"Um.... Nezumi.... Inuyasha is looking at me weirdly!" Yuki said.
"I know! It's freaking me out! But they just need a little adrenaline!" She whispered to Yuki. "So can you g...[ops..I can't use slagns]...um...people help us find somewhere to stay?"
(A/N when I put this [] up is because the character is thinking while speaking... thank you for you time...you may go back to reading.)
"You can stay here for the night!" Kaede spoke up.
"Thank you!" the two girls said.
Miroku quickly went for a second attempt but this time with Nezumi. "I'm happy you'll stay! The nights here are very scary! If you ever fell the need to be protected you can just crawl in with me!"
"Hehe" Nezumi laughed, and everyone just looked at her like she just morphed into The Rock or something, "If you continue with the groping, you'll be the one needing protection at night! We have a demon! And she'll do anything that we tell her to do!" that certainly got the groups attention! Nezumi and Yuki and a smile nearly as big as their face.
"A demon?" Miroku asked a little shaky.
"Yes! A youkai! And if we tell it to eat you up she'll do it!" Nezumi said grinning, and Yuki jut nodded.
"Feh, he's probably not that strong!" I'll give you three chances to guess who said that...
"It's the strongest! It got big red eyes! And It's even bigger then the tallest mountains! It got sharp fangs and claws that can go through anything! Including the skin of a rat-fire (isn't that what Inuyasha's clothes are made out of...or something like that?)."
Inuyasha was begging to get his tensaiga out (how do you write the damn sword!!!).
Suddenly all heard a 'flap' of the bamboo curtain that made the door of the hut and right at the door was Ai with Ani on her back. "I have a slightest feeling that you two are talking about me..." she eyed them carefully. They just smile at her. "What are you two doing?"
"Creating chaos." Yuki said.
"Making havoc." Nezumi said.
"Causing confusion..."
"And mistrust."
"Misdeeds"
"Scaring hell directly out of them!"
"And other then that?" Ai asked.
Both girls shrugged, "nothing" they said.
"Good." She said.
1- a ki blast is basically a bright ball that when it hits something it destroy...or something...and sometime it is weak enough to affect no one, it really depends on the strength that it is used...if you don't understand now...don't worry you will later...promise!
A/n: I wanted to go on...really I do! But I'm sick, I got a runny nose and it's late! Spare me!
Please review, so I can get better! Hey! Maybe I won't have to go to school tomorrow!