A/N: my third chapter! I feel much better now!

Disclaimer: ...no future... whatsoever...

Anime Detectives: Inuyasha Saga

Suddenly all heard a 'flap' of the bamboo curtain that made the door of the hut and right at the door was Ai with Ani on her back. "I have a slightest feeling that you two are talking about me..." she eyed them carefully. They just smile at her. "What are you two doing?"

"Creating chaos." Yuki said.

"Making havoc." Nezumi said.

"Causing confusion..."

"And mistrust."

"Misdeeds"

"Scaring hell directly out of them!"

"And other then that?" Ai asked.

Both girls shrugged, "Nothing" they said.

"Good." She said.

The others present in the hut were amazed. The so-called-oh-so-horrible-demon was a girl...that looked human.

"SHE'S A YOUKAI!!!" they all screamed at the top of their lungs...except for Yuki, Nezumi, and Ani who was being placed on the ground.

"A YOUKAI!! WHERE??" Ai asked, forgetting that **she** was the youkai.

Ani whispered to her, "You **are** the youkai!"

"Oh yeah..." she said, "Oh yeah...um...well...um...BOO!...yeah..." at that moment all facefaulted.

"I don't think that youkais goes 'boo'..." Yuki said recomposing herself.

"Oh well"

Right then a cow passed by. And everyone followed the sounds of the cow. "Mooo" the cow moo-ed or whatever cows do.

"..." was everyone's reaction.

"Okay...Changing subjects, Yuki we need to take a bath." Nezumi said, getting everyone's attention.

"yeah..." Yuki said, still in trance. "I'm sorry, what did you say?"

Nezumi sighed, "We need to take a bath."

"Oh yeah...we...hey Ani...which way is the lake?"

"That way." Ani pointed with his finger.

"..." Said...or rather didn't say Yuki and Nezumi.

"Come we'll show you. Besides we need to take a bath too." Kagome said, "right Sango?"

"Right. And by the way, my name is Sango." Sango (duh) said.

"oh! I'm sorry we didn't even had time to introduce ourselves!" Kagome exclaimed. "My name is Kagome"

And each one told their respected names.

"I'm Inuyasha."

"Hello ladies, I am Miroku."

"I am called Kaede"

"I'm Ai."

"I'm Yuki."

"I'm Nezumi."

"Last but not least, I am Ani." Said the little boy with a bow.

"And I'm Shippo!" a little fox like creature thingy (have I described him enough?) came through the door. "If I heard right your name is Ani?"

"Yeah.." Ani answered

"Do you wanna play with me and the other kids of the village?"

Before answering the little kitsune, Ani looked at Ai as if wanting an approval from her. But she just looked away. "Sure" he answered looking back at the fox demon. So the kids went to play.

While the kids were having a conversation, Kagome slipped to the back of the hut and got out her bath supplies.

"Shall we go to bath." She said all girls nodded and followed her to the lake. When all 4 girls were outside they saw Ai at the door. "Aren't you coming?"

"I already took a bath, I don't plan in taking another." She said as she stood with her back to the doorframe (the bamboo curtain thingy was tied up so the door would be open.)

"Oh, ok..." was Kagome's replies. Yuki looked at Nezumi. Nezumi just shrugged.

When the girls were a good 10 meters away a monk was about to pass the door when he was stopped by a human looking demon called Ai. "You follow them and I'll take away the part of your body that is most masculine and dear for you." She said to him coldly but with a hint of truth, which scared the monk, who slowly went back to the hut and sat by Inuyasha.

"What did she tell you?" Inuyasha asked.

"She wanted to castrate me." The monk answered a little pale.

Inuyasha fell in roars of laughter. Ai smiled, she could take away 'scare the perverted monk half way to hell' from her Things To Do In The Inuyasha World list.

~~~At Bath time~~~

Sango was the last to get in the river. "I like this time of year because the water isn't as cold as the other time of year." Kagome Nodded.

Yuki and Nezumi on the other hand were freezing. "You m-mean t-that it g-gets co-cold-colder that thi-this?" Nezumi stutter. Kagome and Sango nodded.

"So tell me. What does two miko do here with a demon and a child." Kagome asked.

Yuki and Nezumi looked at each other. Quickly Nezumi came up with something. "We are mikos in training. She is my childhood friend. And...The kid is...her little brother." She tried to sound convincing. Hopefully for them, the other girl believed it.

"What about the demon?" Sango asked.

Yuki was the one who came up with an idea this time. "My Brother got attached to the demon and vice versa. So they decided to tag along with us."

"Oh." Sango said while Kagome just starred at Yuki.

"What did you say your name is?" Kagome asked Yuki.

"um...Yuki...why?"

"I know someone that looks a lot like you."

"You mean Kikio?"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER??" Kagome screamed, sending everyone to recoil in fear.

"Um...this villager screamed that Kikio has come back to take Inuyasha to hell or something, when he saw me."

"Oh..."

"So...who is this Kikio person?" Nezumi asked as of she never heard of the name before.

"Well...do you guys know Inuyasha? The boy with the ears?"

"Yeah." Both girls answered.

"Well...Kikio was his girlfriend, and...(insert the whole story here.)" Kagome explained.

Yuki and Nezumi were quite bored with the story, but tried their best to look interested in it.

"Oh so I'm being compared to a dead miko..." Yuki processed. "Fun..." she added sarcastically.

"More like a walking talking pottery!" Nezumi laughed.

"hehe...pottery...clay pot." ¬-¬ ß this was Yuki's face right then.

And they al laughed. (there is too much laughing here...)

Just then they heard something in the bushed and quickly grabbed the towels and rapped themselves in it waiting for, whatever was there to come out.

~~~In the forest somewhere~~~

Miroku was dragging Inuyasha into the forest towards the lake.

"May I know why am I being dragged into this, Monk?" Inuyasha asked annoyed.

"Because that evil demon girl will castrate me if she finds out that I'm going to peek on the girls...so if she does find me you'll be there to protect me."

"YOU ARE GOING TO PEEK ON THE GIRLS?"

"Shhhh...if the demon child hears you she might castrate you too." Miroku said quickly.

Inyasha paled and shut up.

~~~Back at the lake somewhere~~~

The girls were still glaring at the bushes that were moving, when they saw a monkey. But that Monkey came so sudden and full of spirit, that it lit the girls spirit just a little over the edge (a.k.a. he came jumping and screaming scaring living underworld out of the poor souls.)

"AHHHHHHHHHHH" they screamed so loud that even Sesshoumaru heard way from the Western lands.

~~~Back at the forest somewhere~~~

"Did you hear that?" Miroku asked.

"How couldn't I?" Inuyasha was dizzy on the floor (he was blown into the floor by the scream.)

"Just checking that I wasn't going insane and hearing things."

"No one deserves this" Inuyasha mumbled.

"Come one! Something might have happen to the girls!" Miroku ran dragging poor Inuyasha with him.

~~~Back at the lake~~~ (this is getting annoying)

The monkey eventually left, leavng 4 very confused and scared girls.

"oooookay....what exactly **was** that?" Nezumi asked.

"One thing I've learned in my life is that I should never try and figure out why random things happens!." Yuki answered. And they all nodded in agreement.

Suddenly Inuyasha came through the bushes searching for either the girls or some demon.

"What is it? What's happening?" he asked to no one, but when he was able to locate the girls, he blushed, so did the girls.

Kagome was about to say sit, when she saw a small red pointy head on Inuyasha's head. The hat was tiny, probably the size of his ears and half of the width of it. Kagome just pointed at Inuyasha with a scared expression.

Nezumi saw what it was and Jumped out of the lake (with a towel covering her). She walked over to Inuyasha and snatched the little hat. Inuyasha was blushing furiously and trying to back away, but she snatched the hat before he could take one step back.

Nezumi looked at the hand that had the hat and saw...

A/N: evil cliffhanger huh??!! I'm sorry I stopped here but I had too, I need to do some small search so I can do the next chapter! But don't worry! Soon I'll do the research and write the next chapter of it and post it!

P.S.: I won't put up the next chapter after I had about 5 reviews or so!!! So review!!!

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