Disclaimer: You know the drill. I don't own jack, I don't own Jill and I
sure as heck don't own the WWE. However I do own myself, Adrian, Layna,
and the pizza boy. I don't think he can take the abuse but oh well.
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Where were we again? Oh, Layna just went to answer the door..........
Who's at the door? I'll give you one guess. The author and her muse share similar personality complexes (according to Adrian)
Layna: Not YOU again. Hey look it's the goat man!
Jericho: I resent that.
Layna: And he's dressed normally for once.
Zoom to his outfit: a pair of blue jeans and tight black t-shirt with his long hair pulled into a ponytail. (Sorta resembling Shawn Michaels in a way, no?)
Jericho: I RESENT that.
Layna: Get over it.
Adrian comes out of no where with a giant camera nearly blinding Layna and Jericho.
Adrian: What? I couldn't help it. It was such a KODAK MOMENT!
Without warning Adrian aims and takes another picture.
Jericho: Look at the pretty blue dots.
Layna: [On the ground curled up into a little ball] AHHH MY EYES!
[There's a knock at the door]
Adrian: Since when do people ever knock?
[Another knock at the door]
Adrian: [Looks at the bodies of Jericho and Layna on the ground] I guess I'll get it then. [Opens the door] Uh........who are you, the Vanilla Ice Impersonator?
Cena: Name's John Cena dawg. This chic Iccess wanted me to DJ. Ya'll want me to do some freestyle'?
*Adrian: NO! Cena can't wrap a present.* No, we're just sticking with CDs.
Cena: You know where I can set up?
Adrian: *I wonder if I can throw him off the balcony?* you can set up on the balcony.
Cena goes to the balcony to set up his equipment and Adrian follows him.
Adrian: [Taps Cena on the shoulder]
Cena: What's up?
Adrian: Besides you?
Adrian picks up Cena and is ready to throw him over the rail and into the pudding when......
Adrian: You know what? You're not good enough to be thrown into the pudding.
With that Adrian throws him into the bushes where Mipsy the vicious poodle (MTM) was sleeping and mind you Mipsy like her sleep (don't we all?) Mipsy caught a whiff of the intruder. Screams could be heard but then, silence.
Adrian: Now that's taken care of......... [Doorbell] Who is it now?!
(The Return of PIZZA BOY!!!!!!!!!)
Adrian: Hey, we didn't order any pizza.
Pizza Boy: [Looks crazed and angry]
Adrian: Uh, dude, I think you're foaming at the mouth,
Pizza Boy: [To no one in particular] that will be $19.50
Adrian: [Confused] uh........
Pizza Boy: [Tackles Adrian]
Adrian and the pizza boy get into a fight pulling at each others clothing. The sounds of knuckles pounding against skulls and ribs breaking goes on for about 10 minutes.
Adrian: That's it.
Adrian takes the pizza boy, picks him up, and takes him to the balcony. From there he throws him into the same bush where John Cena had disappeared. Once again, screams were heard and then, silence.
AN:/ Okay then, I didn't like that chapter as much but at least I got to abuse the pizza boy. A good thing right? You know the drill: read, review, give me an idea or two about what I can improve, what you liked about it, etc. After that, read chapter 3!
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Where were we again? Oh, Layna just went to answer the door..........
Who's at the door? I'll give you one guess. The author and her muse share similar personality complexes (according to Adrian)
Layna: Not YOU again. Hey look it's the goat man!
Jericho: I resent that.
Layna: And he's dressed normally for once.
Zoom to his outfit: a pair of blue jeans and tight black t-shirt with his long hair pulled into a ponytail. (Sorta resembling Shawn Michaels in a way, no?)
Jericho: I RESENT that.
Layna: Get over it.
Adrian comes out of no where with a giant camera nearly blinding Layna and Jericho.
Adrian: What? I couldn't help it. It was such a KODAK MOMENT!
Without warning Adrian aims and takes another picture.
Jericho: Look at the pretty blue dots.
Layna: [On the ground curled up into a little ball] AHHH MY EYES!
[There's a knock at the door]
Adrian: Since when do people ever knock?
[Another knock at the door]
Adrian: [Looks at the bodies of Jericho and Layna on the ground] I guess I'll get it then. [Opens the door] Uh........who are you, the Vanilla Ice Impersonator?
Cena: Name's John Cena dawg. This chic Iccess wanted me to DJ. Ya'll want me to do some freestyle'?
*Adrian: NO! Cena can't wrap a present.* No, we're just sticking with CDs.
Cena: You know where I can set up?
Adrian: *I wonder if I can throw him off the balcony?* you can set up on the balcony.
Cena goes to the balcony to set up his equipment and Adrian follows him.
Adrian: [Taps Cena on the shoulder]
Cena: What's up?
Adrian: Besides you?
Adrian picks up Cena and is ready to throw him over the rail and into the pudding when......
Adrian: You know what? You're not good enough to be thrown into the pudding.
With that Adrian throws him into the bushes where Mipsy the vicious poodle (MTM) was sleeping and mind you Mipsy like her sleep (don't we all?) Mipsy caught a whiff of the intruder. Screams could be heard but then, silence.
Adrian: Now that's taken care of......... [Doorbell] Who is it now?!
(The Return of PIZZA BOY!!!!!!!!!)
Adrian: Hey, we didn't order any pizza.
Pizza Boy: [Looks crazed and angry]
Adrian: Uh, dude, I think you're foaming at the mouth,
Pizza Boy: [To no one in particular] that will be $19.50
Adrian: [Confused] uh........
Pizza Boy: [Tackles Adrian]
Adrian and the pizza boy get into a fight pulling at each others clothing. The sounds of knuckles pounding against skulls and ribs breaking goes on for about 10 minutes.
Adrian: That's it.
Adrian takes the pizza boy, picks him up, and takes him to the balcony. From there he throws him into the same bush where John Cena had disappeared. Once again, screams were heard and then, silence.
AN:/ Okay then, I didn't like that chapter as much but at least I got to abuse the pizza boy. A good thing right? You know the drill: read, review, give me an idea or two about what I can improve, what you liked about it, etc. After that, read chapter 3!