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A/N: Okay, this is something that I just thought of. In fact, before I even had the plot down, I had already started telling my friends what it was with ideas off the top of my head. Enjoy!
The Day Selphie Didn't Have Sugar
One day, Selphie woke up in a bad mood. "DAMN! I forgot to have my nightly cup of sugar at two in the morning! Oh well, I'll just have to eat a lot of cocoa pebbles today."
She went to the cafeteria and got in line. She saw Irvine walk in and come towards her. When he got to her he wrapped his arms around her waist. She threw him off.
"DON'T TOUCH ME UNTILL I'VE HAD MY SUGAR!" she screamed at him.
"But sugar makes you fat and I don't want a fat Selphie." Irvine replied in a teasing voice.
Now she was mad. She pulled out her nunchakas and beat the crap out of him. "NOW LEAVE ME ALONE UNTILL I CALL YOU!"
"Okay..." he said in a very small voice.
Selphie finally got to the front of the line. "Two bowls of cocoa pebbles please!"
"I'm sorry. But we're out of those."
"Oh. What about Fruit Loops?"
"Nope."
"Fruity Pebbles? Lucky Charms? Count Chocula? Cocoa Puffs?" she asked while the lunchlady shook her head.
"I'm sorry but we're out of everything sweet."
"Don't you even have sugar?" asked Selphie, her lip beginning to tremble.
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed running into Irvine. "I see you've had your sugar." He said to her happily leaning down to kiss him.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
She ran towards the quad but bumped into Seifer.
"WATCH IT!" screamed Selphie.
"Is it that time of the month again?" he asked with a sneer.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she said taking out her nunchakas.
"WOAH! Hold on a sec!" Seifer said backing up with his hands held in front of his face knowing that Selphie could kill him if she wanted to. "How about I help you kill everyone else in the garden?"
"Even Irvine?" asked Selphie hopeful.
"Even Irvine." He replied in a reassuring voice.
"OKAY! LET'S DO IT!"
They both pulled out their weapons and starting killing left and right. After they finished off everyone on the ground level, Headmaster Cid saw what was goin on and ordered someone to start flying the Garden to get to the nearest city and have the two arrested.
"DIE SQUALL!" yelled Seifer chopping his head off. "Hey Selph! I think we've got everyone!" he said while looking around.
"Nope. We still have Headmaster Cid, who's flying the Garden, and..Irvine." She said with a look of pure disgust on her face.
They walked into the elevator to find Irvine trying to get to the control room.
"Please don't kill me!" Irvine pleaded going down on his knees.
"Lemme think about it...NOPE! Good-bye Irvine!" she said as she and Seifer killed him. "Ewwwwwwww! Now I have blood all over my dress!"
"Don't worry. Red looks good on you!"
"Really? Thanks!"
After they killed Headmaster Cid, they realized something. The Garden was floating over the ocean and they didn't know how to fly it. As the Garden started to sink into the water, Seifer remembered something. He pulled up his pant legs to reveal...((drum roll please))..NIKE AIR PUMPS! He pumped them up and grabbed Selphie around the waist and they went floating into the air. Seifer was flying like Superman while Selphie dropped bombs on the world, killing everyone. They flew to the Island Closest to Hell and lived there for the rest of their days while repopulating the world.
THE END
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DIDJA LIKE!!?? HUH? PLEASE R&R!!!!!!
A/N: Okay, this is something that I just thought of. In fact, before I even had the plot down, I had already started telling my friends what it was with ideas off the top of my head. Enjoy!
The Day Selphie Didn't Have Sugar
One day, Selphie woke up in a bad mood. "DAMN! I forgot to have my nightly cup of sugar at two in the morning! Oh well, I'll just have to eat a lot of cocoa pebbles today."
She went to the cafeteria and got in line. She saw Irvine walk in and come towards her. When he got to her he wrapped his arms around her waist. She threw him off.
"DON'T TOUCH ME UNTILL I'VE HAD MY SUGAR!" she screamed at him.
"But sugar makes you fat and I don't want a fat Selphie." Irvine replied in a teasing voice.
Now she was mad. She pulled out her nunchakas and beat the crap out of him. "NOW LEAVE ME ALONE UNTILL I CALL YOU!"
"Okay..." he said in a very small voice.
Selphie finally got to the front of the line. "Two bowls of cocoa pebbles please!"
"I'm sorry. But we're out of those."
"Oh. What about Fruit Loops?"
"Nope."
"Fruity Pebbles? Lucky Charms? Count Chocula? Cocoa Puffs?" she asked while the lunchlady shook her head.
"I'm sorry but we're out of everything sweet."
"Don't you even have sugar?" asked Selphie, her lip beginning to tremble.
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed running into Irvine. "I see you've had your sugar." He said to her happily leaning down to kiss him.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
She ran towards the quad but bumped into Seifer.
"WATCH IT!" screamed Selphie.
"Is it that time of the month again?" he asked with a sneer.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she said taking out her nunchakas.
"WOAH! Hold on a sec!" Seifer said backing up with his hands held in front of his face knowing that Selphie could kill him if she wanted to. "How about I help you kill everyone else in the garden?"
"Even Irvine?" asked Selphie hopeful.
"Even Irvine." He replied in a reassuring voice.
"OKAY! LET'S DO IT!"
They both pulled out their weapons and starting killing left and right. After they finished off everyone on the ground level, Headmaster Cid saw what was goin on and ordered someone to start flying the Garden to get to the nearest city and have the two arrested.
"DIE SQUALL!" yelled Seifer chopping his head off. "Hey Selph! I think we've got everyone!" he said while looking around.
"Nope. We still have Headmaster Cid, who's flying the Garden, and..Irvine." She said with a look of pure disgust on her face.
They walked into the elevator to find Irvine trying to get to the control room.
"Please don't kill me!" Irvine pleaded going down on his knees.
"Lemme think about it...NOPE! Good-bye Irvine!" she said as she and Seifer killed him. "Ewwwwwwww! Now I have blood all over my dress!"
"Don't worry. Red looks good on you!"
"Really? Thanks!"
After they killed Headmaster Cid, they realized something. The Garden was floating over the ocean and they didn't know how to fly it. As the Garden started to sink into the water, Seifer remembered something. He pulled up his pant legs to reveal...((drum roll please))..NIKE AIR PUMPS! He pumped them up and grabbed Selphie around the waist and they went floating into the air. Seifer was flying like Superman while Selphie dropped bombs on the world, killing everyone. They flew to the Island Closest to Hell and lived there for the rest of their days while repopulating the world.
THE END
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DIDJA LIKE!!?? HUH? PLEASE R&R!!!!!!