Disclaimer: I DON'T own the WWE or sadly an X-Box because I'm broke! If I
get enough money I'll buy an X-Box but I wouldn't buy the WWE. Until that
time you won't get a penny.
AN: / Hey guys! I would have finished the story but didn't feel like it considering I left half of my homework at school.... I'm screwed but over it. Thanks to bannonluke, Casey and KaibaslilDevil as always for reviewing the last two chapters. I'm sorry for being mean to Rob but Layna was designed to be rude whether I like the person or not (I do like Rob because he's the only remaining talent left)... Poor pizza boy, may he rest in pieces. I'm taking a vote for the resurrection of pizza boy though I prefer him dead but that's okay. He can be undead. Make sure to write yours in your review. On with chapter three then!
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All is silent in Iccess-America's house. Billy, Shawn and Jeff had just arrived just minutes after the untimely demise of Pizza Boy (may he rest in peace) and are now playing pool. Adrian is lying on the couch reading RAW magazine. Layna, having regained her sight, is watching Jericho slowly drown in the tub of vanilla pudding which he had literally blindly stumbled into. Mipsy is now on the lawn face up looking like the good-year blimp surrounded by human flesh (just like thanksgiving all over again). A sleepy looking Robyn comes out of her room.
Robyn: [walks over to the couch] Adrian, why is Jericho slowly drowning in pudding?
Adrian: [not looking up from the magazine] I temporarily blinded him. Drowning in pudding I know nothing about. You'll have to ask Layna.
Robyn: Okay, well can you tell me about the arm Mipsy is carrying in her mouth?
Adrian: That, I know something about. I threw Cena out of the balcony. Oh, and the pizza boy.
Robyn: [slightly shocked but not really] You what?
Adrian: I eliminated to blemishes upon the face of the Earth.
Suddenly the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz come out of nowhere and break into song while dancing in circles around Adrian.
Munchkins: Ding -dong Cena's dead, the pizza boy fell and bumped his head. Ding-dong they broke their necks, let's all pray they never come back!
(la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaaaaa!)
Everyone: [looks horrified at the munchkins]
Munchkins: [Bowing at Adrian's feet] All hail the munchkin king!
Robyn: [Nods head] Alright. Well, whoever's arm it was, they had a really nice watch.
Adrian: Thinks back to the fight with Pizza Boy] Bastard! He took my watch!
Robyn: Moral..........never fight with a disgruntled pizza delivery guy who's being paid minimum wage.
Adrian: I say from now on we get Chinese take-out.
Robyn: Correct me if I'm wrong but, you don't live here.
Adrian: Like I said, we order Chinese.
Layna: [Slowly dragging Jericho inside by his heels] or we get Moroccan.
Adrian: What happen to Jericho? Doesn't someone want to give him mouth to mouth or something?
Layna: [Eyes bug out] No need for such desperate measure. The pudding will evaporate from his lungs and he'll come to in about 24 hours.
Adrian: [Skeptically to Robyn] can that be done?
Robyn: I'm the author and I say why not? Okay.
Adrian: Now he can't help with the vote for Chinese.
Robyn: Hey! I'm the author and I say Italian!
Adrian and Layna: DEAL!
Jeff: You read my mind.
Adrian/Robyn/Layna: Who said that?
Jeff: [shyly] Hi?
Layna: Are you still here?
Jeff: Yeah, I think so.
Robyn: Then where's everyone else.
Jeff: They found your arcade and decided to play with your X-Box.
Adrian: [Runs in the direction of the arcade leaving the munchkins behind]
Layna: I didn't know we had an arcade.
Robyn: We didn't.
Robyn/Layna: [stare at each other]
Layna: I'll go order the food now.
Robyn: Good idea.
Munchkins: Could you order pizza? Italian gives us gas.
Everyone: NO!
Munchkins: Alright, how about a five foot sub?
All: SURE!
So, the munchkins had their sub, (cheese steak by the way), everyone else
stayed in the arcade, Jeff and Robyn had a conversation about how the
arcade got there in the first place, and Jericho is still unconscious. (I
wouldn't worry though. I still need him for my amusement) Meanwhile,
poolside, Layna was filling the pool with Red Jell-O and Sprite when all the
suddenly lightning strikes................
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AN: / I didn't mean to write the munchkins in there it was just a last minute
insert. Same with the arcade. So what was Layna doing with the Jell-O?
You'll have to find out in; The World of Unspeakable Horror which I haven't
even started. There's also 'The Waiting Room' co-staring Goddess of
Malevolence (mostly written by me) which includes more torture of Chris
Jericho! YAY! ^_^ The first chapter should be up today or tomorrow so
read and review, I COMMAND YOU! Sorry Luke that you weren't in here
but I promise you'll be in next story (as promised before) Thanks to
everyone who took time to read this thing known as a story!
ICCESS
AN: / Hey guys! I would have finished the story but didn't feel like it considering I left half of my homework at school.... I'm screwed but over it. Thanks to bannonluke, Casey and KaibaslilDevil as always for reviewing the last two chapters. I'm sorry for being mean to Rob but Layna was designed to be rude whether I like the person or not (I do like Rob because he's the only remaining talent left)... Poor pizza boy, may he rest in pieces. I'm taking a vote for the resurrection of pizza boy though I prefer him dead but that's okay. He can be undead. Make sure to write yours in your review. On with chapter three then!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All is silent in Iccess-America's house. Billy, Shawn and Jeff had just arrived just minutes after the untimely demise of Pizza Boy (may he rest in peace) and are now playing pool. Adrian is lying on the couch reading RAW magazine. Layna, having regained her sight, is watching Jericho slowly drown in the tub of vanilla pudding which he had literally blindly stumbled into. Mipsy is now on the lawn face up looking like the good-year blimp surrounded by human flesh (just like thanksgiving all over again). A sleepy looking Robyn comes out of her room.
Robyn: [walks over to the couch] Adrian, why is Jericho slowly drowning in pudding?
Adrian: [not looking up from the magazine] I temporarily blinded him. Drowning in pudding I know nothing about. You'll have to ask Layna.
Robyn: Okay, well can you tell me about the arm Mipsy is carrying in her mouth?
Adrian: That, I know something about. I threw Cena out of the balcony. Oh, and the pizza boy.
Robyn: [slightly shocked but not really] You what?
Adrian: I eliminated to blemishes upon the face of the Earth.
Suddenly the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz come out of nowhere and break into song while dancing in circles around Adrian.
Munchkins: Ding -dong Cena's dead, the pizza boy fell and bumped his head. Ding-dong they broke their necks, let's all pray they never come back!
(la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaaaaa!)
Everyone: [looks horrified at the munchkins]
Munchkins: [Bowing at Adrian's feet] All hail the munchkin king!
Robyn: [Nods head] Alright. Well, whoever's arm it was, they had a really nice watch.
Adrian: Thinks back to the fight with Pizza Boy] Bastard! He took my watch!
Robyn: Moral..........never fight with a disgruntled pizza delivery guy who's being paid minimum wage.
Adrian: I say from now on we get Chinese take-out.
Robyn: Correct me if I'm wrong but, you don't live here.
Adrian: Like I said, we order Chinese.
Layna: [Slowly dragging Jericho inside by his heels] or we get Moroccan.
Adrian: What happen to Jericho? Doesn't someone want to give him mouth to mouth or something?
Layna: [Eyes bug out] No need for such desperate measure. The pudding will evaporate from his lungs and he'll come to in about 24 hours.
Adrian: [Skeptically to Robyn] can that be done?
Robyn: I'm the author and I say why not? Okay.
Adrian: Now he can't help with the vote for Chinese.
Robyn: Hey! I'm the author and I say Italian!
Adrian and Layna: DEAL!
Jeff: You read my mind.
Adrian/Robyn/Layna: Who said that?
Jeff: [shyly] Hi?
Layna: Are you still here?
Jeff: Yeah, I think so.
Robyn: Then where's everyone else.
Jeff: They found your arcade and decided to play with your X-Box.
Adrian: [Runs in the direction of the arcade leaving the munchkins behind]
Layna: I didn't know we had an arcade.
Robyn: We didn't.
Robyn/Layna: [stare at each other]
Layna: I'll go order the food now.
Robyn: Good idea.
Munchkins: Could you order pizza? Italian gives us gas.
Everyone: NO!
Munchkins: Alright, how about a five foot sub?
All: SURE!
So, the munchkins had their sub, (cheese steak by the way), everyone else
stayed in the arcade, Jeff and Robyn had a conversation about how the
arcade got there in the first place, and Jericho is still unconscious. (I
wouldn't worry though. I still need him for my amusement) Meanwhile,
poolside, Layna was filling the pool with Red Jell-O and Sprite when all the
suddenly lightning strikes................
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AN: / I didn't mean to write the munchkins in there it was just a last minute
insert. Same with the arcade. So what was Layna doing with the Jell-O?
You'll have to find out in; The World of Unspeakable Horror which I haven't
even started. There's also 'The Waiting Room' co-staring Goddess of
Malevolence (mostly written by me) which includes more torture of Chris
Jericho! YAY! ^_^ The first chapter should be up today or tomorrow so
read and review, I COMMAND YOU! Sorry Luke that you weren't in here
but I promise you'll be in next story (as promised before) Thanks to
everyone who took time to read this thing known as a story!
ICCESS