Title: Poofy's Cat
Author: Saavikam
Rating : PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. Unfortunately, I probably never will. Too bad! Well, R&R. Thankx. Luv ya all!
Poofy's Cat
"MAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTEEEERRRRR!!!!!," Obi-Wan Kenobi screamed as he ran into their apartment and quickly secured the door behind him.
"Padawan, please do not slam the door like that. What would Master Yoda think if he knew that his former Padawan taught his Padawan to slam doors?"
"Master! I do not care WHAT Master Yoda would say at a time like this!"
"At a time like what, Padawan?"
"Master Poof has a cat!"
"What's so extraordinary about that, Obi-Wan? Even Master Poof is entitled to house a cat if he wants to."
"No, Master! You don't understand!! HE HAS A BIG SCARY CAT WITH A REALLY LONG NECK THAT GOES BAAAAAAACK AND FOOOOOOORTH AND BAAAAAAAACK AND FOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH AND-"
"Obi-Wan, PLEASE control yourself!!! NO cat has a neck that goes baaaaaaack and fooooooorth like you said. Besides, how would YOU know about this cat anyway?"
"Um...well...I..."
"OBI-WAN!!! Where were you last night while I was meeting with Master Windu?"
"Hmm...funny you should ask that, Master. Um...I was...uh...in bed?"
"Nope. I don't think so. I KNEW you were up to something last night. Now WHERE were you, and HOW do you know about Master Poof's new cat?'
"I think I have to go clean my room now, Master. It's calling to me-"
"OBI-WAN!"
"You told me to clean it this morning, and I think I forgot, and maybe I better go clean it right now before someone gets hurt or something," Obi- Wan yelled over his shoulder as he ran into his room and slammed the door.
"Padawans these days," Qui-Gon muttered to the wall. "So sneaky. You gotta watch them every second of the day and night. What's it coming to when a Jedi Master can't even spend a nice quiet evening with his friend without his Padawan running around the Temple causing trouble? Perhaps I should look into that Padawan babysitting program that Mace was telling me about. He DID say that Master Poof has quite a knack at caring for young, disobedient Padawans."
A/N- So? Whadda think? You want more? I MIGHT do another chapter about how Obi actually found out about the cat, but only if I get 7 reviews. *evil glee*
Author: Saavikam
Rating : PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars. Unfortunately, I probably never will. Too bad! Well, R&R. Thankx. Luv ya all!
Poofy's Cat
"MAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTEEEERRRRR!!!!!," Obi-Wan Kenobi screamed as he ran into their apartment and quickly secured the door behind him.
"Padawan, please do not slam the door like that. What would Master Yoda think if he knew that his former Padawan taught his Padawan to slam doors?"
"Master! I do not care WHAT Master Yoda would say at a time like this!"
"At a time like what, Padawan?"
"Master Poof has a cat!"
"What's so extraordinary about that, Obi-Wan? Even Master Poof is entitled to house a cat if he wants to."
"No, Master! You don't understand!! HE HAS A BIG SCARY CAT WITH A REALLY LONG NECK THAT GOES BAAAAAAACK AND FOOOOOOORTH AND BAAAAAAAACK AND FOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH AND-"
"Obi-Wan, PLEASE control yourself!!! NO cat has a neck that goes baaaaaaack and fooooooorth like you said. Besides, how would YOU know about this cat anyway?"
"Um...well...I..."
"OBI-WAN!!! Where were you last night while I was meeting with Master Windu?"
"Hmm...funny you should ask that, Master. Um...I was...uh...in bed?"
"Nope. I don't think so. I KNEW you were up to something last night. Now WHERE were you, and HOW do you know about Master Poof's new cat?'
"I think I have to go clean my room now, Master. It's calling to me-"
"OBI-WAN!"
"You told me to clean it this morning, and I think I forgot, and maybe I better go clean it right now before someone gets hurt or something," Obi- Wan yelled over his shoulder as he ran into his room and slammed the door.
"Padawans these days," Qui-Gon muttered to the wall. "So sneaky. You gotta watch them every second of the day and night. What's it coming to when a Jedi Master can't even spend a nice quiet evening with his friend without his Padawan running around the Temple causing trouble? Perhaps I should look into that Padawan babysitting program that Mace was telling me about. He DID say that Master Poof has quite a knack at caring for young, disobedient Padawans."
A/N- So? Whadda think? You want more? I MIGHT do another chapter about how Obi actually found out about the cat, but only if I get 7 reviews. *evil glee*