Title: Poofy Gets A Cat

Chapter: 2 In the Night

Author: Saavikam

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: As usual I don't own Star Wars, and nobody has the sense to pay me for what I write. Also, I want to thank Obi The Kid for writing Troll Luv and giving me the idea about Poofy and Obi. The cat you can blame on the card my mom got me. I thought it looked like the kind of cat that Poofy would have. I could never write any of these fics without the help of my beta readers. Thankx Beth and Felicia. I luv ya!

A/N- Here's Chapter 2. Sorry it took so long, but I've been busy this week. I'll try to post every Friday or Saturday from now on...that is IF I get 10 reviews. Thankx for the reviews for Chapter 1. I'd review all your stories, but for some wierd reason my computer won't let me review. Figures. Stupid machinery. At least it still lets me post *knocks on wood*. I don't really know where I'm going with this, so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I'll try to use them if at all possible.



lauryn- hey this was a funny story ( so far) i think it was very good

Thankx. Hopefully it stays that way in the next chapters.



chess- you know who! i love the poofy stories! even if (chill all you sws fan out there) i *gasp* don't like sws THAT much. it's FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

At least you like Poofy stories. Very smart of you. No sane person can hate the Poofy stories.



Louiewolfie- Hilarious as usual! Love this series!!

looking forward to more, another chapter sounds good :)

Lou xx

Thankx. Yup, another chapter is always good, and here it is...



yumyumkittysnax - omg that was SOOOO FUNNY please write more!!

lol i looove bad-padawan-obi-wan fics there so funny!!

that was hysterical!!!

Yup, Obi's a bad boy. He's so cute when he's naughty! I'll try to update more often if at all possible.



SithMasterYoda- Yes, yes! Please do another chapter!

Here you go...Chapter 2...hopefully more to come.



Forbidden - i lub this fic! itz soooooo funny! hehe, cats that have heads swaying baaaack and fooooorth and baaaaaaack and fooooorth, hehe!

Yeah, I thought it would be fun to have a cat like Poofy so Obi would have 2 things to freak out about.



blackhawk - Ha ha...that's really good. I liked it but please write another chapter.....pleeeeezzzzz....

Ok...ok...ok...here you go. Happy now?



Sunfalling - This is looking to be a funny story! Where WAS Obi-Wan? Maybe I don't want to know! Heehee, I'd like to see anyone try to babysit him!

Please keep writing!!!

Yeah...you gotta feel sorry for Poofy...but maybe he deserves it. Actually, I still haven't decided where Obi was...still working on it...suggestions?



Miss B - In the very wise words of Mr. Lewinski, "LOVIN' IT!" Borrow me the picture, I'll scan it in and we'll show the world Poofy's cat. I've seen it, folks! She's got a card that's got a picture of a cat with a long neck and balloon-like head that looks frighteningly like our beloved councilor... Anyway, great start! Credit for beta-reader? Please? *Bambi eyes*

Yeah, it's pretty scary...ok ok ok...you're a GREAT beta-reader!!! Couldn't do it without you. Thankx. Luv ya!



Padawan Jess Kenobi - lol! ROTFLMAO!! that's wicked funny! I like how Obi says his room is calling to him!! PLEASE write more soon? *puppy dog eyes*

The thing with Obi and his room I took from my own experiences...unfortunately that excuse worked about as good for me as it did for poor lil Obi. Sorry you had to wait so long for Chapter 2...I'll try to post sooner from now on.



che - it's great! you hafta write another one! that's just mean to wait till you get 7 reviews!(do you think it'll count if i wrote 7?) you hafta put in poofy. and he's a babysitter?! i can not believe that!

Thankx. No, it would NOT count if you wrote all 7, but thankx to everyone I got 11, so here's Chapter 2. Yeah, it's scary to think about someone like him being a babysitter. I wonder if he'd pass a babysitting course...hmm...now there's an idea for another fic! Anyways, thankx for beta-reading. You're great! Luv ya!

Ok...now that that's over, here's Chapter 2. Please R&R.......



In the Night

"No...no more...get away from me...not your padawan...," Obi-Wan mumbled as he woke Qui-Gon up for what seemed like the thousandth time that night.

"I really MUST get a tranquilizer for that boy," Qui-Gon reflected as he grabbed yet another pillow to add to the growing pile of pillows that adorned his head in the futile atempt to drown out the late-night cries of a very disturbed padawan. "Why does this always happen to ME?! I'll bet this has NEVER happened to Mace. Obi-Wan!!! Obi-"

"Mmmm...whadda want, Massser? Tired...wanna go bed...soft...warm...peaceful...go 'way!"

"Obi-Wan, you really MUST stop waking me up. I need my sleep so I'm ready to take on Master Windu tomorrow. I don't have time to deal with a Padawan who hasn't learned how to sleep like a normal, sentient, human being!"

"Sorry, Master."

"Alright...we will discuss this tomorrow morning when I'm a little more awake. Now go to bed! And Obi-Wan?"

"Yes, Master?"

"No more talking in your sleep!!!"

"Of course not, Master. Do I EVER?!"

"Forget it. Just get to bed and leave me alone."

He was sleeping, happy, peacefully, Poofy was holding his hand..."WHAT?!" Qui-Gon screamed as he sat up and then realized that he had heard Obi-Wan's mumblings while dreaming. "DARNNIT!!! Can't even DREAM without him messing it up! Obi-Wan?!"

"Hmm?"

"Will you PLEASE stop TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP?!"

"I didn't hear anything. Must've been your snoring that's keeping you awake, Master. Now THAT'S loud!" The comm unit sounded, saving Obi-Wan from sure destruction at the hands of his master.

"Yes? What? Who? Mace? It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong? I'm sorry. No!!! I DIDN'T!!! It was Obi-Wan!!! Not ME!!! I do NOT talk in my sleep. I've been trying to sleep all night, and he won't stop talking about a cat,and Master Poof, and I can't get him to shut up, and I'm stuck in the same room with him all night, and I just can't take it. What? Yes? Great idea, Mace! You're a genius! THANK YOU! Good night."

"Who was that, Master?"

"THAT, my young Padawan was Master Windu wanting to know who is keeping the whole Temple awake with his MUTTERING!!!"

"Oh...did you tell him it was you?"

"Absolutely NOT!!! But he was kind enough to tell me Master Poof will be coming over to determine the cause of the noise, so why don't you get dressed and ready to meet him?"

"Nooooooooooooo, Master!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Don't let him in here!!! Lock the door!!! Tell him I'm dead!!! ANYTHING!!!"

"Well, Padawan, if you leave the room and go sleep elsewhere, he won't be able to find you, and you'll be safe. I will entertain him alone if you wish."

"THANK YOU, MASTER!!!! You're so kind. I'll see you later, after he leaves, " Obi-Wan exclaimed as he quickly exited the room. Qui-Gon hastily locked the door behind him.

"Good night, Padawan."

"Master? You locked the door? Why? How am I supposed to get back in?!"

"You're not. That's the point, my young Padawan."

"MASTER!!! YOU TRICKED ME!!! He's NOT coming up here is he?"

"Technically...no."

"You LIED to me!!! NOW what am I supposed to do?!"

"Well, Padawan, I've heard that the Temple floors are quite comfortable to sleep on. It appears that you will have the perfect opportunity to test that out. Enjoy!"

"But...Master?" Obi-Wan hesitantly asked. The only response he got was the sound of Qui-Gon's snoring echoing throughout the halls.



A/N- Well? How was it? Ok? Do I get at least 10 reviews? Pleeeeease? Suggestions? Comments? Praise? I LOVE praise! Hey, don't we all? Thankx for reading. Luv ya all!!!