Yugi to Yami = // Blah //

Yami to Yugi = / Blah /

Ryou to Bakura = Blah

Bakura to Ryou = Blah

=^=

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" hollered Ryou,

"This is bloody great!" answered Bakura and started to make poses,

"YMCA!"

"Oh Ra, I'm beginning to wish I never taught you that dance!" cried Ryou in mortification covering his eyes.

Hey isn't that Seto and Joey making out down there?

You what?!

"Go you two! YMCA forever!" Ryou blushed furiously,

When did you learn what the YMCA was for?!

Yugi told me Ryou was gobsmacked, little innocent Yugi told Bakura that! Bakura saw this as his chance and he grabbed Ryou, kissed him senseless then pulled his cord.

BAKURA DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!

As if he replied sticking his tongue out mentally, he then dived past Seto and Joey giving wolf whistles and activated his parachute,

"Hello you two! Look like you're having fun there!"

Oh Bakura that is mean, you only did that to torment them didn't you…

You are learning aibou

"ARGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ARGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"ARGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" Yami and Yugi took a deep breath, Yami continued to scream in terror and Yugi carried on with his exclamation of glee.

// Isn't this fun Yami?! //

/ Fun?! Fun aibou this is not! /

// You can't be that scared Yami //

/ Dark Magicians are beginning to dance in front of my eyes! / abruptly Yami's screaming stopped as he was terrified into unconsciousness,

"WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Yami you alright? Yami?"

*Dramatic music plays*

Jack – Is she ending the chapter here?

Marty – I'm not sure, would be in her character though. To end her chapters like it, I mean just look at her SG-1 fic!

Jack – True, I'm surprised she isn't getting death threats for that.

Marty – You know this isn't really humour is it?

Yugi – Oh Ra! Talking rats!

Jack - *sweatdrop* It's more of a drama with leather boy over there passing out whilst falling through the air towards the ground at high speed.

Marty – Can you believe he's meant to be a noble Pharaoh?

Yugi – Hey that's my Yami you're talking about!

He reaches over and pulls the cord on Yami's parachute plus his own and they fly out of the rats' view.

Jack – Well that was rude

Marty – Indeed

They both open their parachutes and continue to float downwards. An old man who was almost as bent as his walking stick flew past them,

"Well this wasn't really meant to happen!" yelled Mr. Ree as he disappeared through a cloud leaving a man shaped imprint.

J & M - *sweatdrop*

=^=

Yami Trekkie - Not really that funny this chapter was it? Didn't think so.

J & M – Maybe it's because you're in a slightly subdued mood

YT – Wow! Do you two even know what that word means?

J & M - *cough*

Thank you's:

Dark Angel = Thank you! Betray me? *looks nervous*

Mistykasumi = Thank you. I like that scene too ^_^

FireFaerie = Thank you. You know you write the oddest reviews ^_^ Plus I would do exactly what Kira did if I could! ^_^ Yaoi fluff is good but only when it's not crude…there's some really horrible stuff out there!

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