Clatter in the Jar

Authors: Ailie and Ana

Rated: PG

disclaimer: we don't own any of the characters. we do however, own 11 cats. just thought i'd share.

Authors note: Yeah yeah it's werid, plotless, and stupid. it started out as a game, you could only copy and paste what you wanted to say, no typing. so that's what it's so weird.

You-know-who was basically Better then me in someone's lunch. last night You-know-who went to math and talked to drew.

Abandoned with the scary Matron During lunch Harry mentally scolded himself. "All of a sudden I'm in the library reading this one book, 'Book of Shadows'."
"And what do we have here?" She asked poking it again
"I'm still in my work uniform." Harry Don't disguise your voice Thought Harry.

'Find out where your boss shops' Thought You-know-who.

Hermione move around from place to place, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
'want fries with that?' Thought Harry.

"Uh transfigurations is what I seem to do best" Said You-know-who. "I'm still beating myself up over this whole thing."

"Look out!" Ron warned. "I have to finish the egg drawings!"

"i've been playing solitare for WELL over an hour" Hermione Said.

"I've been wrestling with a giant," Said Professor McGonagall.

Eric got yelled at.

'wee!' Thought Harry.

Mr Weasley drew the white curtains around the separate beds. "fricking HOT! it's china."

'I put a banner up' Thought Harry.

"I want my breakfast!" Dudley shouted again. "then i ate dinner" Dudley shouted.

"I didn't think the Great Hall could kill us!" Professor Snape yelled.

'we watched a movie bout ghosts.' Thought Harry. 'A bucket of water appeared over his head.' Thought Harry. 'whooooosh!' Thought Harry.

"I saw Mark and Lydia." Said Professor McGonagall.

"where exactly is Shut Up?" Vernon shouted.

'I NEED A SODA' Thought Harry.

"And they all shouted.The town was saved.But at what cost?" Ron warned.

"Sir, yes, Sir!!!" Sorting Hat said .

'Buzz buzz' Thought Harry.

"I need a therapist" Said You-know-who.

"I have a feeling that you do not want to have to mop up a wet floor." Said Malfoy

Harry's eyes looked questioning

'Lane B. had these cute little skirts and tie up cropped pants and shirts so I bought two skirts' Thought Harry

"I have a feeling that I has to go to the bathroom" Malfoy smugly continued

'EXCUSE ME???' Thought Harry

"that's not your life line!" Ron shouted

"last night You-know-who talked to michelle and katie"

Hermione herself had replied, "I doubt it's anything that serious"

'i went to lunch wehere i said hello to my good buddy david' Thought Harry



TO BE CONTINUED