"Hello Harry," Harry thought
"Adrien Brody is hosting SNL!" Harry thought
"Here," Mrs. Weasley said, making Ron pant from the coleslaw
"Tomorrow is the big day!!" said Ron.
"It's an absolute disaster" Thought Harry
"WHAT?! YOU SAID IT WOULD BE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD" You-know-who cried
"But we just ate," Hermione said.
"I am a major loser, I just had I dream I was going out with a rock" thought Harry
"Don't turn around," hissed the voice Hermione
"I still reek of perfume" thought Harry
"How observant," Ron burst in.
" i can't digest pumpkin seeds. " said You-Know-Who
"Oh my god," Hermione said.
"you aren't the brightest crayon in the box." Thought Harry.
"What did he say?" Mr. Weasley said sarcastically
"Why do I bother to volunteer for such things?" Said Ron.
"Should we tell the Ministry?" Percy asked You-Know-Who
"Did I mention it was raining and snowing?" said You-Know-Who
"No, no, and NO!" Ron Cried
"think im gonna wear my skirt tooomorrow.." thought Harry.
"Twwwwweeeeeettttttt!" Harry thought
"It's so preeeeeettttyyy!" Yelled You-Know-Who
"I hope they snap out of it," George said
"For some odd reason, I started feeling extremely cynical and depressed about an hour ago..." said Hermione.
"Where's the Snitch?" Yelled Percy
"candy candy candyyyyyyyyy la lalaaaa lalala laaalalalaaaaaaaaa lalalaaalalalalaalalalalalaa lalaal lalaaaaaaaaaaaaa" thought Harry.
"And Harry flies forward to take the foul." Harry thought
"and then i played the CANDY GAME!!!!" said You-Know-Who
Fred and George gave them all a cup of hot cocoa before sending them to bed.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AWESOME xD!!!!" Thought Harry
"Goodbye Harry Potter." Harry thought
"God save THE Gorillaz!!!!" Yelled Ron
"Ron! Get Pig out of the kitchen!" Harry thought
"you go and check out Gandalf!" Ron replied.
Mr. Weasley groaned and got up from his chair and helped his wife with the sandwiches.
"tsk tsk, what a perv..." said Hermione
Ron was digging around in Hermione's trunk for something
"YES! I FINALLY GET THE DONUTS!" Said Ron.
After a few minutes of silence Hermione exclaimed, "There was an attack in Ireland!"
"for the first time in history~ it's gonna start rainin' men!" Said You-Know-Who.
"it's raining men hallelujiah it's raining men amen!" Sang You-Know-Who
"Well, now Fudge can't deny that Harry is back," Harry thought
"i'm suddenly bored." said Ron
Harry flipped
"You missed our little pizza party today" thought Harry
A few minutes later Ron had fallen asleep.
"i think i'm too obsessed with being a special agent" thought Harry
Ron yawned, sitting up and stretching.
"I can't believe I forgot my calculator" said Hermione.
Ron changed into a shiny Prefect Badge.
"The food was yumms thas for sure. " thought Harry
"I kept it a secret." Hermione said.
"I still think Buzz Lightyear was the first person on the moon." thought Harry.
The three of them loaded Neville into a carriage

TO BE CONTINUED...