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PROLOGUE In the years prior to joining the crew of Moya, as is a well known fact, I was known as Dominar Rigel XVI. Now I am know simply as "Rigel" or in the case of my ignorant crewman- John Crichton "Sparky"
I was properly appreciated in those days. Now I am simply looked down upon, picked on by the aliens I am forced to share this horrible living ship with.
I, who should be treated as royalty, am instead treated like a joke, which is why I am now sitting here drinking tea and eating scones with elmo and Kermit the frog.
As many of you are not aware I don't complain as much as I should and in fact, I am not really a flying electronic chair bound Creature, I'm really a bikini model!!!!
Elmo and Kermit are the best friends a cross dressing Bikini model can have. They have been really supportive in my choice to take a starring role of the hit TV show .
They were also the first to comfort me when the show was cancelled. That the show really was filmed in space meant nothing to them. I was still their friend Dominar Rigel, even if I had been in space, living with strange creatures for several years.
Here is where my tale will end for the moment. It is so nice to be sharing tea here with my friends, and not on that horrible ship in the middle of who knows where.
PROLOGUE In the years prior to joining the crew of Moya, as is a well known fact, I was known as Dominar Rigel XVI. Now I am know simply as "Rigel" or in the case of my ignorant crewman- John Crichton "Sparky"
I was properly appreciated in those days. Now I am simply looked down upon, picked on by the aliens I am forced to share this horrible living ship with.
I, who should be treated as royalty, am instead treated like a joke, which is why I am now sitting here drinking tea and eating scones with elmo and Kermit the frog.
As many of you are not aware I don't complain as much as I should and in fact, I am not really a flying electronic chair bound Creature, I'm really a bikini model!!!!
Elmo and Kermit are the best friends a cross dressing Bikini model can have. They have been really supportive in my choice to take a starring role of the hit TV show .
They were also the first to comfort me when the show was cancelled. That the show really was filmed in space meant nothing to them. I was still their friend Dominar Rigel, even if I had been in space, living with strange creatures for several years.
Here is where my tale will end for the moment. It is so nice to be sharing tea here with my friends, and not on that horrible ship in the middle of who knows where.