"Okay, listening to Barbie Girl on repeat is a bad thing, right?" said Ron.
"I know kung fu." said You-Know-Who
"I be tired." said Snape.
"My specialty is writing fighting scenes" Ron yelled
Harry walked into the house
'Last night, OMG the fire alarm went off!' thought Harry
"how can he be back?" Hermione asked
'Oh yeah, and should i go blonde?' thought Harry
"And risk the neighbors finding out about your abnormality?????" You-Know-Who said
"I FOUND A NEW OBSESSION!!!" Said Ron
"How did this happen, it's nearly impossible to do" Hermione said
"LOVE IT LOVE IT!" Said You-Know-Who
'Not that I'm going to lie or anything, the truth is far more convincing then any lie I could come up with.' Harry thought
Harry found a space in a corner where he wouldn't be noticed and waited.
"I luff you," said Snape to his pet rock
Ron jumped out the window headfirst.
'i'm poking a voodoo doll that you do not know that i made just for you' thought Harry.
Snape was grinning as he shot spells at random people without warning.
"OMG NEW. POKEMON. MOVIE. FRIDAY, How come I was not informed of this!!" Yelled Snape
"Good Gods Harry!" Hermione yelled
"Lower your auto insurance costs" said Snape to Hermione
"I don't believe in ink." Ron remarked
'I sit...wif nuffin to do and I'm hungry' though Harry.
"May I ask why you are all staring, unless I'm greatly mistaken I haven't just grown horns." You-Know-Who said
"Timmy is sooooo cool. Everybody LOVES Timmy." Said Hermione.
"I'm sorry, Sir," said Ron
"Then why is it blue?" asked Snape
"This porridge is too hot!" You-Know-Who yelled
"Pomegranates should only be redish pinky red." said Draco
Harry decided to try to sleep
"I think I might have one in my backpack. *checks* No, I'm afraid it escaped." said You-Know-Who
Snape prowled by the door again, and muttered about eating grandma.
"you elf born of plastic bags and complimentary soy sauce packets!" Screamed Hermione
"Floo Powder." Harry thought
"Not even in a crowded place do they hear us..." cried Ron
"I am not your girl friend." You-Know-Who cried
"You leach on a hot rock." Replied Snape
"Mr. Potter, please stand." Thought Harry
"Oh shut up you oven without a bake setting." Draco said to Harry
"Grandma needs something to eat." Hermione said
Snape kept bursting into the room in hysterics, clutching Mrs. Norris like a pocket watch.
"I'm selling a good grill. Leaks its gas supply, but what can ya do." said You-Know-Who
Malfoy ran crazily down the corridor
"Maybe it's like a really creepy old man that hangs out at the bus stop and tries to talk to people, and all he wants to do is tell them they should get an umbrella because it's going to rain." said Hagrid
Harry was sprouting wings
"Remember, don't open the windows to strange, disturbing entities" warned Dumbledore
"I dyed my teacher's hair blue" Hermione said proudly
" Shlierdip! Hide the cow in yonder llama pit!" Dumbledore instructed.
This caused Harry to envision the chair flying into McGonagall's face
"leave the french toast alone! Morning glory saps wifojiwojr!" screamed McGonagall
"Shall I continue?" Harry thought
"Raisins rise from death! Cower in their mini-prune like goodness!" Dumbledore cried out
All four occupants in the room had the same shocked expression
"Insanity. We Deliver," said the Pizza Boy
Harry only smiled before thinking.
" I never thought I'd encounter an entire room so terribly devoid of humor and reasoning." Hermione sighed
"I know kung fu." said You-Know-Who
"I be tired." said Snape.
"My specialty is writing fighting scenes" Ron yelled
Harry walked into the house
'Last night, OMG the fire alarm went off!' thought Harry
"how can he be back?" Hermione asked
'Oh yeah, and should i go blonde?' thought Harry
"And risk the neighbors finding out about your abnormality?????" You-Know-Who said
"I FOUND A NEW OBSESSION!!!" Said Ron
"How did this happen, it's nearly impossible to do" Hermione said
"LOVE IT LOVE IT!" Said You-Know-Who
'Not that I'm going to lie or anything, the truth is far more convincing then any lie I could come up with.' Harry thought
Harry found a space in a corner where he wouldn't be noticed and waited.
"I luff you," said Snape to his pet rock
Ron jumped out the window headfirst.
'i'm poking a voodoo doll that you do not know that i made just for you' thought Harry.
Snape was grinning as he shot spells at random people without warning.
"OMG NEW. POKEMON. MOVIE. FRIDAY, How come I was not informed of this!!" Yelled Snape
"Good Gods Harry!" Hermione yelled
"Lower your auto insurance costs" said Snape to Hermione
"I don't believe in ink." Ron remarked
'I sit...wif nuffin to do and I'm hungry' though Harry.
"May I ask why you are all staring, unless I'm greatly mistaken I haven't just grown horns." You-Know-Who said
"Timmy is sooooo cool. Everybody LOVES Timmy." Said Hermione.
"I'm sorry, Sir," said Ron
"Then why is it blue?" asked Snape
"This porridge is too hot!" You-Know-Who yelled
"Pomegranates should only be redish pinky red." said Draco
Harry decided to try to sleep
"I think I might have one in my backpack. *checks* No, I'm afraid it escaped." said You-Know-Who
Snape prowled by the door again, and muttered about eating grandma.
"you elf born of plastic bags and complimentary soy sauce packets!" Screamed Hermione
"Floo Powder." Harry thought
"Not even in a crowded place do they hear us..." cried Ron
"I am not your girl friend." You-Know-Who cried
"You leach on a hot rock." Replied Snape
"Mr. Potter, please stand." Thought Harry
"Oh shut up you oven without a bake setting." Draco said to Harry
"Grandma needs something to eat." Hermione said
Snape kept bursting into the room in hysterics, clutching Mrs. Norris like a pocket watch.
"I'm selling a good grill. Leaks its gas supply, but what can ya do." said You-Know-Who
Malfoy ran crazily down the corridor
"Maybe it's like a really creepy old man that hangs out at the bus stop and tries to talk to people, and all he wants to do is tell them they should get an umbrella because it's going to rain." said Hagrid
Harry was sprouting wings
"Remember, don't open the windows to strange, disturbing entities" warned Dumbledore
"I dyed my teacher's hair blue" Hermione said proudly
" Shlierdip! Hide the cow in yonder llama pit!" Dumbledore instructed.
This caused Harry to envision the chair flying into McGonagall's face
"leave the french toast alone! Morning glory saps wifojiwojr!" screamed McGonagall
"Shall I continue?" Harry thought
"Raisins rise from death! Cower in their mini-prune like goodness!" Dumbledore cried out
All four occupants in the room had the same shocked expression
"Insanity. We Deliver," said the Pizza Boy
Harry only smiled before thinking.
" I never thought I'd encounter an entire room so terribly devoid of humor and reasoning." Hermione sighed