I know the title is bad. But hey whatcha gonna do? okay here is the first part of my story. It of course takes place in Harry's 5th year. Here it goes.

It was another long day in Pivet Drive. Not for all but one. Harry Potter.

Harry was no ordinary boy, not ordinary indeed, for Harry is a wizard. Oh!

but he was no ordinary Wizard , he was the wizard who defeated the most

powerful wizard on Earth: Lord Voldemort. It has been a long summer for

Harry. He had stayed with the Dursley;s and was busy cleaning the house.

"Boy! You better make this house spotless or it is back with the closet with

you!" "If I find you diddly-doddling around you will wish you were never

born!" These were just a few response's Harry heard everyday. "Oh Hedwig

I am so tired," said Harry. He had worked all night and it had just been

now that he had time to go to bed. "Boy! Come down here now!," yelled his

Uncle Vernon. Harry had quickly gotten up from his bed and went to the

kitchen where he was greeted by a not so happy Uncle. "Do you know what

time it is?," questioned Unvle Vernon to Harry. Harry's eyes ventured from

his uncle to the kitchen clock. "Y-Y-YE-YES...It is 12:10," replied Harry.

"Humph. I'm surprised they actually teach you the time in that freak school

of yours," retorted Uncle Vernon.

"Do you know what day it is today?," Uncle Vernon questioned again with

a bit of venom in his voice. "Yes, it is the 29th of July," responded Harry.

"Good, now what is the special occasion I asked you to remember

yesterday?," questioned Uncle Vernon. Harry was afraid to answer. The look

of anger spread across his uncle's face. His eyes were bloodshot, his face

grew a dark crimson color, his neck's veins popped out and repeatedly went

down and back out by the passing seconds. The air around Harry turned

from a fresh smell into a sour-smell as defeat came upon him as he said

"I don't know." Uncle Vernon chuckled. Harry thought it was wise to laugh

along with his uncle, so he did, and it happened to be a bad idea. "Ha-ha

Shut-up!," yelled Uncle Vernon at the top of his lungs. Harry quickly

quieted. "You," Vernon said as he pointed at Harry. "Go get Dudley's best

smeltings outfit ready, and change into something that is ok, you will come

with us," Uncle Vernon said this quickly and precisely. "But..wh?" Harry

started but was interrupted with Vernon's holler: "Just do it!"

He then sent Hedwig to deliver it. The note Harry had written was to Ron it

Read: Dear, Ron How are you? I am fine They are actually taking me somewhere. Hopefully somewhere good. Write you soon Harry p.s. Tell everyone I miss them.

With this note on Hedwig's foot Harry set her off. "Boy, get down here now,"

said Aunt Petunia. Harry quickly went downstairs, he almost feel down

because of all the rush and excitement of actually going somewhere .

"Come on now or we will be late Duddy-kins," said Aunt Petunia sweetly.

Surely enough came Dudley in his Best Smeltings outfit, there were no

stains on it, it was tight on Dudley so it showed only a little fat on him,

he wore this rarely because of that. "Mom. stop calling me that I am 15

now," said Dudley as he descended from the stairs. "Father where are we going?"

questioned Dudley. "To a dinner party, my dear boy," replied Uncle Vernon heartily.

"Then why is he coming?," Dudley said this as he pointed his Smeltings stick at Harry. "I

have to bring him, the person who is throwing the dinner party loves children, he is a

sucker for them, I can sell him an empty soda can for $50 if I show him a kid," drawled

Uncle Vernon. Dudley smirked. "Come on now," said Uncle Vernon. They went into

the car, and had a good conversation, Harry not talking made it more pleasurable for the

Dursley's. "So you mean you can sell him dung for $100 if you show him me?"

Questioned Dudley. "Yes. I can, he is a true sucker," bellowed Uncle Vernon. "So how

Clean is their house, I bet you the wife doesn't clean, luckily I brought my white

Gloves so I can see how dusty the house is," interrupted Aunt Petunia.

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