Lord of the Geeks

by Navana

Wizards, skaters, horses, and geeks. Welcome to the 21st century. A high school parody of Lord of the Rings. -added 2008- I must add this now, for fear that someone might think that I thought this was a good idea. I nearly deleted this. It was a bad idea

Prologue

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End Lane said that he was celebrating his 18 birthday, there was much partying. His little brother, Frodo, was just turning 14 and was nearing the end of his 8th grade year at SLPMS (Short Little People Middle School). The two happened to share the same birthday, the same room, and they were both destined to graduate from the same High School, Middle-Earth High. Bilbo always had a reputation a school for being a little on the geeky side. He played PS2 and X Box and had a computer that he got parts for on every holiday and any other time he could scrape up the money to get it. In terms of technology, he was absolutely rich in it. In fact he was renown for his computing skills. Supposedly a few years ago, he snuffed the might out of a Trojan Horse Virus called Smog on the computer system's mainframe. Bilbo's reputation stayed healthy, as did he all through his High School years, but he would graduate before Frodo even got there and would be off to Collage. Above all else, though, Bilbo possessed a ring far greater than any that had ever been seen before. Rumor had it that he picked it up while on his way to defeat Smog (As in he probably tripped over it or something). But anyways….

So Bilbo was getting for his party (which happened to include Frodo's as well), and found himself dreaming of life beyond high school. College was just around the corner, and he wanted to be ready.

This ring that he 'supposedly' found looked, at first glance, to be you average, run-of-the-mill class ring. The thing about this ring was that no one could read what it really said anymore. The only thing that caused this small band of metal to catch his interest at all was the fact that it could get you past any supervision officer you wanted… and many other people for that matter.

The ring itself was supposedly dropped by some loner guy who constantly claimed that it was 'his precious'. Before that, it was won in a Duke Nukem 3-D multiplayer match between Isildur and Sauron. Isildur was a laid back smart guy with a knack for quick mouse speed and played Duke Nukem since it had first come out. His older brother, Elendil, had already been beaten by Sauron, and Isildur came in with the odds extremely against him. But somehow, he broke free of Sauron, the Varsity Football captain, and got a hold of this priceless class ring.