MY VERSION OF SNOW WHITE CH.2

CJ: Okay I forgot to put I dont own Snow White ethier * glares at lawyers who are glaring back * So sue me I forgot it in the first chapter! O wait your lawyers forget I said anything.

Lawyers: Thats what we thought.

CJ: Queers/ CW is me after marriage, On with CH.2

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Joey: I cant believe your saying this stuff in front of our daughter.

CW: Who cares? She'll learn it any way.

Joey: Whatever.

Heather: Just keep reading.

Henchmen saw Snow White saying bye to the prince after fucking.

SW: Bye bye call me.

Prince: You got it.

HM: * as prince leaves , holds gun up * FREEZE BE-ATCH!

SW: So thats the thanks I get for giving you head?

HM: Yea your right, run into the forrest and act scared and stuff.

SW: Why?

HM: Because its the way the story goes.

SW: Whatever. * runs into forrest acting scared, saw a cottage *

SW: Tight!

Joey: Wait a minute!

CW: * sigh * what?

Joey: If its along time ago how do they have words like tight?

CW: Cause fairy tales dont have to make sense.

Joey: Ok if you say so.

CW: Any way...

SW: Damn this shit is small, O well it will have to do.

Snow White goes upstairs and sleeps in seven beds ( they where tiny )

Meanwhile...

7 Dwarfs: Where sitting on our asses. ( A/N: You know the song whistle while you work? )

The 7 Dwarfs, Dorky, Smokey, Queery, Pimpy, Dumby, Bitchy, and Sicky ( I know sicky is stupid but cut me some slack.) where sitting on there asses instead of working like it says.

Bitchy: Can we go home? were working too hard. ( yea right )

Pimpy: Yea, besides I got hos waiting.

Dumby: Der..... where do we live?

Queery: O you bis silly! ( has lyspe ) In a forrest in a small cottage.

Dumby: Duh... O yea. ______________________________________________

CJ: Theres CH.2 R+R like I said the first time!