MY VERSION OF SNOW WHITE
CH.3.
CJ: I already had 2 disclaimers I think they get the point!
Lawyers: fine we'll stop bugging you.
CJ: Thank god, on with CH.3. _____________________________________
Joey: I can't believe you renamed the 7 dwarfs.
CW: Well I wasn't gunna keep it the same.
Heather: * impatientally * just keep reading.
CW: K.
As the 7 Dwarfs approached the cottage Snow White was still sleeping. They walked upstairs wanting to go to bed after a long day of work (yea right). Heres what they did all day,
Bitchy-complained.
Dorky-being a dork.
Smoky-smoking a blunt.
Queery-TRYING to flirt with guys.
Pimpy-calling his hos.
Sicky-moaning.
Dumby- being dumb.
They walked upstairs.
Smoky: Man iam so high all I wan't to do is go to bed. * opens door *
everyone walks in.
7 Dwarfs: * surprised to see Snow White *
SW: * the door opening woke her up and she was also surprised to see the 7 Dwarfs. *
Bitchy: Who the hell are you?
SW: I'm Snow White all guys should no me.
Pimpy: How would you like to join my hos? * says as if shes really hot *
SW: I'll think on it. What about ya'll?
The 7 dwarfs introduced themselfs.
SW: Do ya'll live here?
Queery: Yes, so why did you come barging in?
SW: I got chased by that pathetic henchmen sent by the queen.She hates me because I get all the guys.
Pimpy: I find that not hard to believe.
So they get to know eachother and start liking eachother (Snow White screwing each dwarf except Queery.) meanwhile at the palace-
Queen: I'm so glad Snow White is fineally dead.
P Mirror: Your more retarted then I thought Snow Whites not dead the henchmen let her live.
Queen: * very pissed * WHAT?! HENCHMEN!!!!
HM: Yes queen?
Queen: Snow White is still alive?
HM: * very nervous * um.. who told you that?
P Mirror: Busted beaner.
Queen: * sends lighting bolt and kills henchmen * I guess if you want something done do it yourself.
P Mirror: Thats surprising sence queens are lazy.
Queen: I got the perfect plan to get rid of Snow White for good. * menical laughter *
P Mirror: Chill out! Damn! ___________________________________________
CJ: Theres CH.3 wasn't the ending spooky? no not really. well R+R!
CJ: I already had 2 disclaimers I think they get the point!
Lawyers: fine we'll stop bugging you.
CJ: Thank god, on with CH.3. _____________________________________
Joey: I can't believe you renamed the 7 dwarfs.
CW: Well I wasn't gunna keep it the same.
Heather: * impatientally * just keep reading.
CW: K.
As the 7 Dwarfs approached the cottage Snow White was still sleeping. They walked upstairs wanting to go to bed after a long day of work (yea right). Heres what they did all day,
Bitchy-complained.
Dorky-being a dork.
Smoky-smoking a blunt.
Queery-TRYING to flirt with guys.
Pimpy-calling his hos.
Sicky-moaning.
Dumby- being dumb.
They walked upstairs.
Smoky: Man iam so high all I wan't to do is go to bed. * opens door *
everyone walks in.
7 Dwarfs: * surprised to see Snow White *
SW: * the door opening woke her up and she was also surprised to see the 7 Dwarfs. *
Bitchy: Who the hell are you?
SW: I'm Snow White all guys should no me.
Pimpy: How would you like to join my hos? * says as if shes really hot *
SW: I'll think on it. What about ya'll?
The 7 dwarfs introduced themselfs.
SW: Do ya'll live here?
Queery: Yes, so why did you come barging in?
SW: I got chased by that pathetic henchmen sent by the queen.She hates me because I get all the guys.
Pimpy: I find that not hard to believe.
So they get to know eachother and start liking eachother (Snow White screwing each dwarf except Queery.) meanwhile at the palace-
Queen: I'm so glad Snow White is fineally dead.
P Mirror: Your more retarted then I thought Snow Whites not dead the henchmen let her live.
Queen: * very pissed * WHAT?! HENCHMEN!!!!
HM: Yes queen?
Queen: Snow White is still alive?
HM: * very nervous * um.. who told you that?
P Mirror: Busted beaner.
Queen: * sends lighting bolt and kills henchmen * I guess if you want something done do it yourself.
P Mirror: Thats surprising sence queens are lazy.
Queen: I got the perfect plan to get rid of Snow White for good. * menical laughter *
P Mirror: Chill out! Damn! ___________________________________________
CJ: Theres CH.3 wasn't the ending spooky? no not really. well R+R!