Narrator: When we last left our heroes, long-lost friend Alice had just
reunited with the group. After some deliberation for Kazu's punishment,
they chose to dress him up in girl's clothes at Wetseal. Will he be able to
survive this torture?
Whitney: Who the hell asked you to come here? I'm the narrator, not some wacked out freak like you.
Narrator: The wee one behind you, ya know, the one who's shaking his head and trying to tell me not to tell you that he had hired me.
Whitney: Huh.? SIMON! Closet! Now!
Simon: Why?
Whitney: I told you before not to order narrators through L.T.D.! Whose gonna pay for his postage?
Simon: You?
Whitney: Wrong! Don't make me do the unthinkable!
Simon: NO! NOT THE PILLOW! *runs into the closet*
Whitney: Much better. Sorry, dude. We'll pay ya later.
Narrator: Yeah, whatever. Call if ya need me. I'll be in da kitchen.
Whitney: Right. Anyway, back to the subject. I know you're all wondering what kinda attire Rika will make Kazu wear. Well, here it comes! Bring da cameras! Oh! Might as well do the long-awaited thank yous!
Anil- You actually think I'd stop? Good one! Ask anyone else, I ain't stopping!
Crearulian Angel- Oh, you're so sweet! You're a gr8 author too! Aw, shucks, I'm blushing! Lol Thanx!
Akino Ame: What the heck are you doing here!? Lol, j/k! I have a new muse? . Oh! Him! Cloud! *drools* I just now realized I put that he was in FFX, but I meant to put that he was in Kingdom Hearts! Oops! So, anyone who noticed that, don't yell at me! So, anyway, sorry if your sis has some new colorful language! Heh, heh. I couldn't help myself but put that song in. cuz I was listening to it at the time. and Kazu was like a perfect match for it. so. yeah! Thanx!
Princess Serenity: Hey! Whatever you do, do not repeat any of the language you read in chapter 2! (technically chapter 3, if you count the prologue) I don't want your sister to skin me alive. anyway! Thanx!
Dark Shadow: Yeah. that song deserves an R rating. maybe I'll change the story's rating later. when I'm not being lazy! Lol, thanx!
Junny: Wow. I didn't know it was -that- funny! Dang it, you guys got me blushing again! lol
Now, on with the show!
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Rika studied the mall carefully until she found the store she was looking for. "Yeah!" She grabbed Kazu's arm, as she knew he wouldn't come in without a little 'persuasion.' Again, he looked at Alice for help.
"Hey, I have no idea what you did, but, knowing you, you probably deserve," she said with a sweet smile. He pouted as Rika drug him inside Wetseal.
"Hmm," Rika strolled through the store, looking through shelves. "And for our first selection," She held up a red denim mini skirt. "And," she picked up a black halter. "This."
"Oh, I am so glad we came here," Takato said, holding in a bit of laughter.
"Gee, Kazu, what size are you?" Henry asked.
"Oh, like I would know what size I am in women's!" Kazu yelled, everyone but him erupting in laughter.
"Oh, it's okay, Kaz, at least she's not making you wear a little frilly dress," Alice comforted him.
"Why, thanks, Alice. That's a good idea. We should take him to the modeling center after this!" Rika exclaimed.
"Thanks, Alli. You and your big mouth," Kazu said sourly.
"Oh, you know we love you," Alice said.
"Actually, I think its just you," Henry said. Alice laughed.
"Come on, Kazu, its time," Rika said, pushing him towards the dressing rooms. Ryo started to hum the funeral march.
"Oh, shut up!" Kazu yelled back.
"And you gotta come back out when you got it on, cuz we need pics," Jeri ordered, holding up a camera. "Always prepared."
"Have fun!" Rika opened a dressing room door and handed him the clothes. They could hear Kazu mumbling and walking about the small dressing room.
"Gee, Rika! I might be a little bigger than you, but I'm not fat! Overestimate my size, why doncha?" Kazu yelled from inside.
"We're probably going to get in trouble for this," Kenta said.
"Always the worrywart, Kenta. Don't you worry. I know the chicks who work here," Ryo said.
"You know everyone, Akiyama. Do they have a crush on you, too?" Rika asked.
"Nah, they're like 24 and 23. That doesn't mean I don't like 'em though!" Ryo said, laughing. Rika punched him playfully in the arm. "Hey, Kazu, are you done yet?"
"What's all the commotion back here?" someone asked. The group turned around to see a young woman, about 34, as Ryo had said, with blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Oh, hi Daisy." Ryo said.
"Oh, it's just you, Ryo. These your friends?" Daisy asked, pointing to the others.
"Yeah. We were just waiting for another friend to get finished in the dressing room." No sooner had Ryo said that had Kazu slowly opened the door. The group whirled around. Boy, was that a sight to see! Daisy started to laugh.
"You know, Ryo, as long as I've owned this place, I've never seen something like this before. Leave to you to do something like this." Daisy said, still giggling.
"What's all this laughing for?" A new voice asked. Behind Daisy stood two more girls, one with light purple hair and the other with aqua colored hair.
"Oh, hi Ryo." The one with purple hair said.
"Guys, this is Violet," Ryo said, gesturing towards the girl who had just spoken. "And this is Lily." He pointed to the girl with aqua hair. "They're all sisters. Violet, Lily, Daisy, these are my friends, Rika, Kenta, Henry, Alice, Takato, and Jeri. The one in the skirt is Kazu, and no, he isn't trans."
"Nice to meet you all, but I must ask, why is, um, Kazu wearing a skirt?" Lily asked.
"Punishment. This is Rika's form of revenge," Kenta replied.
"Hey, this punishment can be from me, too," Ryo said.
"No way, Akiyama. You can agonize him in some other way. This is just from me," Rika said, smirking.
"What did the poor kid do to deserve such treatment?" Violet asked.
"I can barely think about it without vomiting, you'll have to have someone else tell," Rika said.
"That bad, huh?"
"I suppose it's bad if you're either Ryo or Rika, but to us it was just hilarious! Kazu sang his own little version of 'S8er Boi', and Ryo and Rika were the main characters," Henry explained.
"I see. Well, I'm sure we have some lovely little dresses. With the winter formal coming up and all," Lily giggled as Kazu's face contorted into a look of complete horror. She disappeared into the back room and emerged with a light pink dress with a flower pattern. Its sleeves had slits down them. Kazu started to back away.
"Wait! I haven't taken a picture of Kazu yet!" Jeri ordered before snapping a picture. "Okay, go on."
Okay, Kazu tried the dress on, everyone laughed, Rika had her fill for now, and Jeri took pictures. Moving on. (Whitney: Sorry. I told you I was sick.)
"So, what should we do now?" Rika asked as she and the others strolled around the mall.
"I'm hungry. Let's eat," Kazu suggested.
"Kazu, you're always hungry, but since you just had to try on dresses, plus Rika still has to take you to the modeling center, we can eat," Ryo said.
"Hey, Akiyama, airheads at twelve o'clock," Rika warned, pointing towards a group of young girls around their age, who were walking towards them.
"Oh, shit. Not now. I was having fun, too," Ryo whined.
"Nice knowing ya," Takato said, giving Ryo a look of sympathy.
"Just because I'm in a good mood from the torture chamber, and for an experiment, I'll help you out a little," Rika said as she took Ryo's hand into hers.
"Why, thank you," Ryo said. As Rika had suspected, as soon as the girls had seen this mock show of affection, they just walked right past the two, a couple of them sighing. "But, I know you, and I know that there must've been something in it for you."
"Yeah, well, there was a group of boys looking my way, so it was a two-way thing," Rika said, letting go of Ryo's hand.
"Food court!" Kazu yelled as he sprang towards the area.
"Hold it right there, wait for us!" Alice called to him. Like an obedient little puppy, Kazu stopped and waited until everyone caught up to him. And as soon as they did, he began to run towards the food court again. Alice rolled her eyes. As much as she loved him, the kid was a pig. Everyone was surprised that Kazu wasn't seriously overweight, the amount and way he eats.
"How do you like him?" Rika asked Alice.
"You tell me," Alice said, and the two girls laughed and entered the food court, followed closely by Henry, Kenta, Takato, Jeri, and Ryo.
Whitney: So, how did you like this latest installment? I couldn't help but add that little Ryuki moment. It was kinda corny. but it popped into my head and wouldn't leave! And that's just about as much Ryuki as there's going to be for another. two chapters! I know, I can't bear it either! Lol. How about the cameos from The Three Sisters of Cerulean? I have got to stop reading my old Pokemon comics. I know it wasn't my best. I was sick when I wrote it. Next chapter will hopefully be better! See what trouble our heroes get into in the next chapter: Food Court of Death!
Simon: What a stupid title.
Whitney: Shut up! You try and make one up, then!
Simon: No! That's your job!
Whitney: Closet!
Simon: Fine!
Cloud: Huh.? *scratches head*
Whitney: Just forget about it. Hey. do you still have your really big sword? You know, that really, really big one that could cut through steel? *grins evilly*
Cloud: Yeah. why?
Whitney: This could be good. hehehe *grins more evilly. if that's possible.*
Cloud: O_o
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My Review: Wow. this story is. wow. too much to say about it!!! To sum this story up in one word is WONDERFUL! The plot. wow. and the description. wow. and the. um. everything else. wow.. GO READ IT!!! (You won't be able to read it in a day though. cuz it's 56 chapters long. but don't let that discourage you! Its well worth reading! GO! NOW!) A lot of new words were added to my vocabulary! ^_^ And, no, I don't mean the kind of words you learned from my last chapter! I mean useful words, like. feral. and today's word-of-the-day: Infatuation! A pure work of genius! The happy evil puppy should be proud of herself! ^_^
Whitney: Who the hell asked you to come here? I'm the narrator, not some wacked out freak like you.
Narrator: The wee one behind you, ya know, the one who's shaking his head and trying to tell me not to tell you that he had hired me.
Whitney: Huh.? SIMON! Closet! Now!
Simon: Why?
Whitney: I told you before not to order narrators through L.T.D.! Whose gonna pay for his postage?
Simon: You?
Whitney: Wrong! Don't make me do the unthinkable!
Simon: NO! NOT THE PILLOW! *runs into the closet*
Whitney: Much better. Sorry, dude. We'll pay ya later.
Narrator: Yeah, whatever. Call if ya need me. I'll be in da kitchen.
Whitney: Right. Anyway, back to the subject. I know you're all wondering what kinda attire Rika will make Kazu wear. Well, here it comes! Bring da cameras! Oh! Might as well do the long-awaited thank yous!
Anil- You actually think I'd stop? Good one! Ask anyone else, I ain't stopping!
Crearulian Angel- Oh, you're so sweet! You're a gr8 author too! Aw, shucks, I'm blushing! Lol Thanx!
Akino Ame: What the heck are you doing here!? Lol, j/k! I have a new muse? . Oh! Him! Cloud! *drools* I just now realized I put that he was in FFX, but I meant to put that he was in Kingdom Hearts! Oops! So, anyone who noticed that, don't yell at me! So, anyway, sorry if your sis has some new colorful language! Heh, heh. I couldn't help myself but put that song in. cuz I was listening to it at the time. and Kazu was like a perfect match for it. so. yeah! Thanx!
Princess Serenity: Hey! Whatever you do, do not repeat any of the language you read in chapter 2! (technically chapter 3, if you count the prologue) I don't want your sister to skin me alive. anyway! Thanx!
Dark Shadow: Yeah. that song deserves an R rating. maybe I'll change the story's rating later. when I'm not being lazy! Lol, thanx!
Junny: Wow. I didn't know it was -that- funny! Dang it, you guys got me blushing again! lol
Now, on with the show!
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Rika studied the mall carefully until she found the store she was looking for. "Yeah!" She grabbed Kazu's arm, as she knew he wouldn't come in without a little 'persuasion.' Again, he looked at Alice for help.
"Hey, I have no idea what you did, but, knowing you, you probably deserve," she said with a sweet smile. He pouted as Rika drug him inside Wetseal.
"Hmm," Rika strolled through the store, looking through shelves. "And for our first selection," She held up a red denim mini skirt. "And," she picked up a black halter. "This."
"Oh, I am so glad we came here," Takato said, holding in a bit of laughter.
"Gee, Kazu, what size are you?" Henry asked.
"Oh, like I would know what size I am in women's!" Kazu yelled, everyone but him erupting in laughter.
"Oh, it's okay, Kaz, at least she's not making you wear a little frilly dress," Alice comforted him.
"Why, thanks, Alice. That's a good idea. We should take him to the modeling center after this!" Rika exclaimed.
"Thanks, Alli. You and your big mouth," Kazu said sourly.
"Oh, you know we love you," Alice said.
"Actually, I think its just you," Henry said. Alice laughed.
"Come on, Kazu, its time," Rika said, pushing him towards the dressing rooms. Ryo started to hum the funeral march.
"Oh, shut up!" Kazu yelled back.
"And you gotta come back out when you got it on, cuz we need pics," Jeri ordered, holding up a camera. "Always prepared."
"Have fun!" Rika opened a dressing room door and handed him the clothes. They could hear Kazu mumbling and walking about the small dressing room.
"Gee, Rika! I might be a little bigger than you, but I'm not fat! Overestimate my size, why doncha?" Kazu yelled from inside.
"We're probably going to get in trouble for this," Kenta said.
"Always the worrywart, Kenta. Don't you worry. I know the chicks who work here," Ryo said.
"You know everyone, Akiyama. Do they have a crush on you, too?" Rika asked.
"Nah, they're like 24 and 23. That doesn't mean I don't like 'em though!" Ryo said, laughing. Rika punched him playfully in the arm. "Hey, Kazu, are you done yet?"
"What's all the commotion back here?" someone asked. The group turned around to see a young woman, about 34, as Ryo had said, with blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Oh, hi Daisy." Ryo said.
"Oh, it's just you, Ryo. These your friends?" Daisy asked, pointing to the others.
"Yeah. We were just waiting for another friend to get finished in the dressing room." No sooner had Ryo said that had Kazu slowly opened the door. The group whirled around. Boy, was that a sight to see! Daisy started to laugh.
"You know, Ryo, as long as I've owned this place, I've never seen something like this before. Leave to you to do something like this." Daisy said, still giggling.
"What's all this laughing for?" A new voice asked. Behind Daisy stood two more girls, one with light purple hair and the other with aqua colored hair.
"Oh, hi Ryo." The one with purple hair said.
"Guys, this is Violet," Ryo said, gesturing towards the girl who had just spoken. "And this is Lily." He pointed to the girl with aqua hair. "They're all sisters. Violet, Lily, Daisy, these are my friends, Rika, Kenta, Henry, Alice, Takato, and Jeri. The one in the skirt is Kazu, and no, he isn't trans."
"Nice to meet you all, but I must ask, why is, um, Kazu wearing a skirt?" Lily asked.
"Punishment. This is Rika's form of revenge," Kenta replied.
"Hey, this punishment can be from me, too," Ryo said.
"No way, Akiyama. You can agonize him in some other way. This is just from me," Rika said, smirking.
"What did the poor kid do to deserve such treatment?" Violet asked.
"I can barely think about it without vomiting, you'll have to have someone else tell," Rika said.
"That bad, huh?"
"I suppose it's bad if you're either Ryo or Rika, but to us it was just hilarious! Kazu sang his own little version of 'S8er Boi', and Ryo and Rika were the main characters," Henry explained.
"I see. Well, I'm sure we have some lovely little dresses. With the winter formal coming up and all," Lily giggled as Kazu's face contorted into a look of complete horror. She disappeared into the back room and emerged with a light pink dress with a flower pattern. Its sleeves had slits down them. Kazu started to back away.
"Wait! I haven't taken a picture of Kazu yet!" Jeri ordered before snapping a picture. "Okay, go on."
Okay, Kazu tried the dress on, everyone laughed, Rika had her fill for now, and Jeri took pictures. Moving on. (Whitney: Sorry. I told you I was sick.)
"So, what should we do now?" Rika asked as she and the others strolled around the mall.
"I'm hungry. Let's eat," Kazu suggested.
"Kazu, you're always hungry, but since you just had to try on dresses, plus Rika still has to take you to the modeling center, we can eat," Ryo said.
"Hey, Akiyama, airheads at twelve o'clock," Rika warned, pointing towards a group of young girls around their age, who were walking towards them.
"Oh, shit. Not now. I was having fun, too," Ryo whined.
"Nice knowing ya," Takato said, giving Ryo a look of sympathy.
"Just because I'm in a good mood from the torture chamber, and for an experiment, I'll help you out a little," Rika said as she took Ryo's hand into hers.
"Why, thank you," Ryo said. As Rika had suspected, as soon as the girls had seen this mock show of affection, they just walked right past the two, a couple of them sighing. "But, I know you, and I know that there must've been something in it for you."
"Yeah, well, there was a group of boys looking my way, so it was a two-way thing," Rika said, letting go of Ryo's hand.
"Food court!" Kazu yelled as he sprang towards the area.
"Hold it right there, wait for us!" Alice called to him. Like an obedient little puppy, Kazu stopped and waited until everyone caught up to him. And as soon as they did, he began to run towards the food court again. Alice rolled her eyes. As much as she loved him, the kid was a pig. Everyone was surprised that Kazu wasn't seriously overweight, the amount and way he eats.
"How do you like him?" Rika asked Alice.
"You tell me," Alice said, and the two girls laughed and entered the food court, followed closely by Henry, Kenta, Takato, Jeri, and Ryo.
Whitney: So, how did you like this latest installment? I couldn't help but add that little Ryuki moment. It was kinda corny. but it popped into my head and wouldn't leave! And that's just about as much Ryuki as there's going to be for another. two chapters! I know, I can't bear it either! Lol. How about the cameos from The Three Sisters of Cerulean? I have got to stop reading my old Pokemon comics. I know it wasn't my best. I was sick when I wrote it. Next chapter will hopefully be better! See what trouble our heroes get into in the next chapter: Food Court of Death!
Simon: What a stupid title.
Whitney: Shut up! You try and make one up, then!
Simon: No! That's your job!
Whitney: Closet!
Simon: Fine!
Cloud: Huh.? *scratches head*
Whitney: Just forget about it. Hey. do you still have your really big sword? You know, that really, really big one that could cut through steel? *grins evilly*
Cloud: Yeah. why?
Whitney: This could be good. hehehe *grins more evilly. if that's possible.*
Cloud: O_o
NOW ADVERTISING:
Title: Turnabout is Fair Play Author: Ookami-chan Category: Anime: Inuyasha Rating: R Genre: Drama/Romance Summary:
My Review: Wow. this story is. wow. too much to say about it!!! To sum this story up in one word is WONDERFUL! The plot. wow. and the description. wow. and the. um. everything else. wow.. GO READ IT!!! (You won't be able to read it in a day though. cuz it's 56 chapters long. but don't let that discourage you! Its well worth reading! GO! NOW!) A lot of new words were added to my vocabulary! ^_^ And, no, I don't mean the kind of words you learned from my last chapter! I mean useful words, like. feral. and today's word-of-the-day: Infatuation! A pure work of genius! The happy evil puppy should be proud of herself! ^_^