Disclaimer: I do not won digimon, cuz if I did, the ending would have been
tweaked a bit.
+At the Studio, which is really Whitney's computer desk, where she is currently listening to the Sailor Moon theme song in German. O_o+
Whitney: We're back! I know you missed us!
Simon: Well, at least, we know you missed me!
Whitney: I thought I put you in the closet?
Simon: *looks around nervously* N-no, of course not.
Whitney: *raises eyebrow* Are you sure?
Simon: Yeah. *sweatdrop* *looks around nervously. again*
Whitney: Okay!
Simon: -_-;;
Whitney: So, This is chapter four, Food Court of Death. I might as well put the name of the chapter at the beginning of the chapter. So. Well, let's begin! +Chapter Four+ Food Court of Death+
The posses followed Kazu, then split up, courtesy their different tastes. Kazu, Henry, and Jeri went to McDonalds, Rika and Ryo to Sbarros, Kenta to Taco Bell, and Alice and Takato went to Pretzels Plus!. After ordering the group had to split up in order to sit down, since there were eight of them and the max seated four. Kazu, Alice, Rika, and Ryo sat at one table, Kazu beside Alice and Rika beside Ryo, and in the other Kenta was next to Henry and Jeri next to Takato. Now that you know the seating arrangement, we'll move on.
+Table Numero Uno (That means number one, all you non-Spanish speakers!)+
Rika sat quietly eating her slice of cheesecake, listening to Kazu and Ryo talk about miscellaneous things, Alice putting her to cents in every once and awhile. Kazu was done eating his Big Mac and large fries within two minutes, and Ryo was almost finished with his pizza.
"So, Rika, anything happen while I was gone?" Alice asked as she took a sip of her Icee.
"Nope. not exciting, if that's what ya mean," Rika said.
"You know it's not," Alice said, giving Rika a grin.
"And you know the answer to your own question," Rika replied flatly. "And you're lucky the other two are too busy fighting about nonsense to question your question."
"Yeah."
+Table Numero Dos (Number Two, morons)+
"It's nice that Alice is back," Jeri said.
"Yeah, we haven't seen her since we got back from the beach," Takato took a bite of his cinnamon pretzel.
"I'm sure Kazu's happy," Kenta put his two cents in. Henry nodded.
"He probably would've been happier if he hadn't been just dressed up in a skirt and in a dress in front of her," he pointed out.
"You have a point," Takato laughed.
"Rika and Ryo look so adorable together. And the way they act around each other is so cute," Jeri declared.
"What? How Rika totally ignores him most of the time, or is semi-rude or rude to him? You call that cute?" Kenta asked.
"Rika isn't always like that, I mean, if she was always like that, she wouldn't have pulled that stunt just now," Jeri pointed out.
"Jeri, hun, you are going down a one-way street in the wrong direction. There is no way in hell that Rika would go out with Ryo, no matter how much Ryo likes her, and whenever you get killed from mentioning in, don't blame me," Takato said.
"Hey, I didn't think there was anyway that Alice would go out with Kazu, or anyone for that matter, but she did," Jeri retorted.
"She's got a point," Henry said as he took a sip of his lemonade. His straw backfired and squirted some of the yellow liquid into his eyes. "Ow! Goddamn drink!"
"Now, Henry, I don't want to hear such language. There are children around, you know," Jeri said, giving him an 'I'm trying to be you mom, so listen to me' look. Then she added, "Takato isn't ready for such vocabulary." The others laughed.
"You're right, sorry Jeri," Henry said in between chuckles. He stopped when he felt something hit the side of his head. "Ouch! What the?" He looked towards the direction it came from to see Kazu, arms crossed and whistling, looking in all direction but towards Henry. He smirked and picked up us straw out of his lemonade, spraying more lemonade into his eyes ("OUCH! Damn lemonade!"), rolled up a bit of straw paper, and launched it at Kazu, smacking him on the cheek.
Kazu looked at Henry, grinning. (A/N: Gee, they seem to be grinning a lot lately, its scaring me.) and picked up his straw again, readying it and launching another spitball at Henry. This time, Henry was ready for it and moved out of the way. Pretty soon, this turned into an all-out spitball war. At first it was just Kazu and Henry, but when Rika was hit by a misguided paper wad, she joined the fight, and then, before you know it, Ryo, Alice, Takato, Kenta, and even Jeri had entered the battle. And then, they ended up begin thrown out of the food court, but not without the Lemonade of Doom, which Henry tucked safely into his jacket. Okay, so Rika took the rest of her cheese cake as well, and Ryo his pizza, not to mention Alice's fries she didn't finish. The Lemonade wasn't the only item saved. That's funny. I'm calling it The Lemonade, like it's human and has a mind of its own. Maybe it does. Okay, back to the story.
"Hey, um, guys, me and Henry need to go, and, um, get something." Jeri said as she grabbed Henry's wrist and pulled him along. "You guys stay here now!" As soon as they got out of hearing and visual range, Henry spoke.
"Now, Jer, ya know I love ya and all, but I am not getting got up in your little cupid scheme," He declared before the girl even started.
She put on the puppy dog eyes. "Pwease, Hendwy?"
"Oh, no. You are not going Suzie on me."
"Pwetty pwease?" she added a pout into the mix.
Henry faltered a bit. "Well. fine. But if they get mad, it was all your idea."
"Okay!" Jeri squealed and rejoined the others, Henry rolling his eyes and following.
"What was that all about?" Rika asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing. I just had to ask Henry something. in private." Jeri said, putting on the most innocent face she could, which was pretty innocent. Rika saw right past it, but didn't say word, even after Jeri let out a sigh of relief.
"What do ya guys wanna do next?" Kazu asked.
"I'm beat. Let's go home," Henry said, an authentic yawn at the end of his sentence.
"Me, too," Rika agreed as the yawn was passed to her. (Whitney: It's that freaky thing that after someone yawns you usually yawn, too! *ahem* back to the story.)
"Alright, but, did you guys take the bus?" Alice asked.
"Yeah," Kazu replied.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you, but you ain't takin it home," Alice said, smirking at the mock upset looks on their faces. She pulled out her keys and began to walk towards the exit, which, to many's amazement, is also an entrance! *gasp* Anyway, she led the group to her sparkling white Lincoln Navigator, and they all clambered in, exactly enough seats to comfortably fit all of them. (Simon: Gee! What a coincidence! Whitney: *Smacks him on the back on the head* Shut up!) She started the car up and drove off.
+Back at the studio+
Whitney: So. maybe that chapter was a bit. what's the word I'm looking for.
Simon: Sucky?
Whitney: Yeah.
Cloud: What were you saying about my sword?
Whitney: Huh.? Oh, that. Wait! Then I did put you in the closet!
Simon: What? Dang you, Cloud!
Cloud: O_o?? *Is REALLY confused*
Whitney: So, anyway, the next chapter is going to be much different. I think. I mean there's going to be not-so-much humor. Anyone who read the original LCA will know what I mean. unless I wanna hold that off until later. Anyway! Stay tuned for the next chapter, which I don' have a title for! If it goes how I planned, then the story's rating will be heaved up a notch, cuz, believe me, there -WILL- be swearing. possibly heavy swearing. cuz, those of you who read the original, the 'tragedy' is different, but still happens to the same person.
Simon: You just ruined the whole story, baka!
Whitney: SIT!
Simon: o_O;;
Whitney: Dang, didn't work.
Simon: You are one strange rubber cookie.
Kagome (Inuyasha): Here, this might help. *hands Whitney prayer beads*
Whitney: Thanx!
Inuyasha (Inuyasha. duh. o_O;;): Must you enforce the curse?
Kagome: Yep! ^_^
Inuyasha: -_-;;
Whitney: Anyway, *slips necklace around Simon's neck* SIT!
Simon: *falls to ground*
Inuyasha: Now you know how I feel.
Simon: O_x. *thump* _
Whitney: See ya guys later! ^_^ Sbarros cheese cake is da best! :^)
+At the Studio, which is really Whitney's computer desk, where she is currently listening to the Sailor Moon theme song in German. O_o+
Whitney: We're back! I know you missed us!
Simon: Well, at least, we know you missed me!
Whitney: I thought I put you in the closet?
Simon: *looks around nervously* N-no, of course not.
Whitney: *raises eyebrow* Are you sure?
Simon: Yeah. *sweatdrop* *looks around nervously. again*
Whitney: Okay!
Simon: -_-;;
Whitney: So, This is chapter four, Food Court of Death. I might as well put the name of the chapter at the beginning of the chapter. So. Well, let's begin! +Chapter Four+ Food Court of Death+
The posses followed Kazu, then split up, courtesy their different tastes. Kazu, Henry, and Jeri went to McDonalds, Rika and Ryo to Sbarros, Kenta to Taco Bell, and Alice and Takato went to Pretzels Plus!. After ordering the group had to split up in order to sit down, since there were eight of them and the max seated four. Kazu, Alice, Rika, and Ryo sat at one table, Kazu beside Alice and Rika beside Ryo, and in the other Kenta was next to Henry and Jeri next to Takato. Now that you know the seating arrangement, we'll move on.
+Table Numero Uno (That means number one, all you non-Spanish speakers!)+
Rika sat quietly eating her slice of cheesecake, listening to Kazu and Ryo talk about miscellaneous things, Alice putting her to cents in every once and awhile. Kazu was done eating his Big Mac and large fries within two minutes, and Ryo was almost finished with his pizza.
"So, Rika, anything happen while I was gone?" Alice asked as she took a sip of her Icee.
"Nope. not exciting, if that's what ya mean," Rika said.
"You know it's not," Alice said, giving Rika a grin.
"And you know the answer to your own question," Rika replied flatly. "And you're lucky the other two are too busy fighting about nonsense to question your question."
"Yeah."
+Table Numero Dos (Number Two, morons)+
"It's nice that Alice is back," Jeri said.
"Yeah, we haven't seen her since we got back from the beach," Takato took a bite of his cinnamon pretzel.
"I'm sure Kazu's happy," Kenta put his two cents in. Henry nodded.
"He probably would've been happier if he hadn't been just dressed up in a skirt and in a dress in front of her," he pointed out.
"You have a point," Takato laughed.
"Rika and Ryo look so adorable together. And the way they act around each other is so cute," Jeri declared.
"What? How Rika totally ignores him most of the time, or is semi-rude or rude to him? You call that cute?" Kenta asked.
"Rika isn't always like that, I mean, if she was always like that, she wouldn't have pulled that stunt just now," Jeri pointed out.
"Jeri, hun, you are going down a one-way street in the wrong direction. There is no way in hell that Rika would go out with Ryo, no matter how much Ryo likes her, and whenever you get killed from mentioning in, don't blame me," Takato said.
"Hey, I didn't think there was anyway that Alice would go out with Kazu, or anyone for that matter, but she did," Jeri retorted.
"She's got a point," Henry said as he took a sip of his lemonade. His straw backfired and squirted some of the yellow liquid into his eyes. "Ow! Goddamn drink!"
"Now, Henry, I don't want to hear such language. There are children around, you know," Jeri said, giving him an 'I'm trying to be you mom, so listen to me' look. Then she added, "Takato isn't ready for such vocabulary." The others laughed.
"You're right, sorry Jeri," Henry said in between chuckles. He stopped when he felt something hit the side of his head. "Ouch! What the?" He looked towards the direction it came from to see Kazu, arms crossed and whistling, looking in all direction but towards Henry. He smirked and picked up us straw out of his lemonade, spraying more lemonade into his eyes ("OUCH! Damn lemonade!"), rolled up a bit of straw paper, and launched it at Kazu, smacking him on the cheek.
Kazu looked at Henry, grinning. (A/N: Gee, they seem to be grinning a lot lately, its scaring me.) and picked up his straw again, readying it and launching another spitball at Henry. This time, Henry was ready for it and moved out of the way. Pretty soon, this turned into an all-out spitball war. At first it was just Kazu and Henry, but when Rika was hit by a misguided paper wad, she joined the fight, and then, before you know it, Ryo, Alice, Takato, Kenta, and even Jeri had entered the battle. And then, they ended up begin thrown out of the food court, but not without the Lemonade of Doom, which Henry tucked safely into his jacket. Okay, so Rika took the rest of her cheese cake as well, and Ryo his pizza, not to mention Alice's fries she didn't finish. The Lemonade wasn't the only item saved. That's funny. I'm calling it The Lemonade, like it's human and has a mind of its own. Maybe it does. Okay, back to the story.
"Hey, um, guys, me and Henry need to go, and, um, get something." Jeri said as she grabbed Henry's wrist and pulled him along. "You guys stay here now!" As soon as they got out of hearing and visual range, Henry spoke.
"Now, Jer, ya know I love ya and all, but I am not getting got up in your little cupid scheme," He declared before the girl even started.
She put on the puppy dog eyes. "Pwease, Hendwy?"
"Oh, no. You are not going Suzie on me."
"Pwetty pwease?" she added a pout into the mix.
Henry faltered a bit. "Well. fine. But if they get mad, it was all your idea."
"Okay!" Jeri squealed and rejoined the others, Henry rolling his eyes and following.
"What was that all about?" Rika asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing. I just had to ask Henry something. in private." Jeri said, putting on the most innocent face she could, which was pretty innocent. Rika saw right past it, but didn't say word, even after Jeri let out a sigh of relief.
"What do ya guys wanna do next?" Kazu asked.
"I'm beat. Let's go home," Henry said, an authentic yawn at the end of his sentence.
"Me, too," Rika agreed as the yawn was passed to her. (Whitney: It's that freaky thing that after someone yawns you usually yawn, too! *ahem* back to the story.)
"Alright, but, did you guys take the bus?" Alice asked.
"Yeah," Kazu replied.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you, but you ain't takin it home," Alice said, smirking at the mock upset looks on their faces. She pulled out her keys and began to walk towards the exit, which, to many's amazement, is also an entrance! *gasp* Anyway, she led the group to her sparkling white Lincoln Navigator, and they all clambered in, exactly enough seats to comfortably fit all of them. (Simon: Gee! What a coincidence! Whitney: *Smacks him on the back on the head* Shut up!) She started the car up and drove off.
+Back at the studio+
Whitney: So. maybe that chapter was a bit. what's the word I'm looking for.
Simon: Sucky?
Whitney: Yeah.
Cloud: What were you saying about my sword?
Whitney: Huh.? Oh, that. Wait! Then I did put you in the closet!
Simon: What? Dang you, Cloud!
Cloud: O_o?? *Is REALLY confused*
Whitney: So, anyway, the next chapter is going to be much different. I think. I mean there's going to be not-so-much humor. Anyone who read the original LCA will know what I mean. unless I wanna hold that off until later. Anyway! Stay tuned for the next chapter, which I don' have a title for! If it goes how I planned, then the story's rating will be heaved up a notch, cuz, believe me, there -WILL- be swearing. possibly heavy swearing. cuz, those of you who read the original, the 'tragedy' is different, but still happens to the same person.
Simon: You just ruined the whole story, baka!
Whitney: SIT!
Simon: o_O;;
Whitney: Dang, didn't work.
Simon: You are one strange rubber cookie.
Kagome (Inuyasha): Here, this might help. *hands Whitney prayer beads*
Whitney: Thanx!
Inuyasha (Inuyasha. duh. o_O;;): Must you enforce the curse?
Kagome: Yep! ^_^
Inuyasha: -_-;;
Whitney: Anyway, *slips necklace around Simon's neck* SIT!
Simon: *falls to ground*
Inuyasha: Now you know how I feel.
Simon: O_x. *thump* _
Whitney: See ya guys later! ^_^ Sbarros cheese cake is da best! :^)