(A/N) Hey people. Anyways, I'm on a idea-high and really don't want to waste anymore time just filling up with an AN. So, with out further ado, ENJOY!

Disclaimers:Erm. I'm taking a break.

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Lily sighed heavily and flopped next to Molly. Rose looked up from her homework and growled as a Ravenclaw shoved past her. Molly looked up from her library book to ask, "What's wrong?"

"James Potter. I just got out of another meeting with him and McGonagall. We're throwing a Christmas Ball. James wasn't happy about it. He called me a Know-It-All snob. I hate him."

Rose giggled. "Well, you are sort of brainy..."

"Rose! Who's side are you on?!" Lily snapped. Rose smiled and looked towards the library doors.

"Speak of the devil, and he shall come." Rose sighed. James heard her and sneered as he passed by. Sirius winked from behind him.

Lily cocked her eyebrows. She turned to Rose. "What was that?"

"What?!"

"Black just winked at you!"

Molly giggled. "Rosie's got a *boyfriend*..."

"No way! He just helped me last week when I twisted my ankle. I told you guys about it."

"That's right. Uh huh."

"Right..." Lily echoed.

Rose sighed. "Oh, shut up. What subject are you doing, Molly?"

"Oh no. You are not cheating off of me!"

"Oh, please? Please, please, please, please, please,..."

Lily rolled her eyes and stood up, as Rose and Molly continued to fight. She slipped behind a bookshelf and ran into someone else.

"Oof! Evans? Watch it!" James growled. A pretty burnette poked her head out from behind him.

"What are you doing, Mudblood?" She hissed. James spun around.

"What?!" The burnette jumped. "Watch your mouth, Shannon." He hissed. Shannon straightened up and stalked away. Lily glared at her back. James spun to her.

"Why didn't you defend yourself?!"

"You never gave me the chance!"

"So? You could have least tried!"

"Why do you care?!"

James blinked. He leaned against the shelf as Lily stood up and brushed herself off.

"I don't. But it's just pitiful to watch someone let someone else walk all over them."

Lily's cheeks burned. "I didn't let her walk all over me! You told her off before I could!"

James shook his head. "I need to ask you something."

Lily paled. "What?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

She jumped. "What?!"

He rolled his eyes. "Why do you want another class? Don't we have enough classes with N.E.W.T's breathing down our necks?"

Lily glared. "Listen up."She hissed, making James jump at the venom in her vioce. "Keep in mind that the Dark is rising with You-Know-Who. His main goal seems to be to kill all muggles, and muggle-born. I'm muggle- born. I think the dueling class would be a perfect opportunity for other muggle-borns to defend themselves. IF IGNORANT, PIG-HEADED SLACKERS, LIKE YOU, HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, DON'T SHOW UP!!" She yelled, and a few books fell from the shelves and Madame Pince poked her head through the shelves.

"Mr. Potter! Ms. Evans! This is a library! Could you kindly leave, if you're going to carry on like that?!" James' mouth was hanging open, and Lily's face was practically purple. She spun angrily, hitting James with her hair on the way out of the library. She kicked open the doors and stomped out. The library broke out in whispers.

Remus and Sirius walked up between the shelves and grinned at James' stunned face. "Forget she was muggle- born, Prongs?"

James blinked. "No. I forgot she was fiesty."

"Yeah...it's a pretty cute kind of fiesty too..." Peter said scratching his chin. James shook his head.

"I hate that in a woman."

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Lily stopped in front of her dorm door. "Nifflers." She growled, and the painting swung open. She flopped on her bed.

Rose poked her head, cautiously, in. "Lils?"

"Go away."

"Fine. But we grabbed your stuff. We'll leave it here." Molly took a small step in and placed the bag by her bag, slowly, as though Lily was going to jump up and bite her.

Lily sighed and sat up. "I hate him."

Molly sighed in relief, and sat at the edge of her bed. Rose followed. "We gathered as much."

Lily groaned. "How am I supposed to work with that prat for the rest of the year?!"

"Get him back?" Rose shrugged. Molly hit her arm.

"Rose! Don't give her any ideas!"

But Lily was grinning. "I have an idea."

"NO!" Molly yelled. Rose smiled and nodded, eagerly.

"Oh, come on, Molly! Help us. Please?!" Lily begged, sticking her lower lip out.

"Fine. But I'm not getting in trouble, just because you can't stand Ja-"

"Alright!" Rose roared, jumping on the bed. Lily pulled her back down and shushed her.

"Alright. Here's what we're going to do..."

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"Shut up, Molly!" Rose whispered.

"We're going to get into so much trouble...I wonder if a month of detention will cover it? No. Probely a year..."

"I said to shut up, Molly!" Rose growled again. Lily shushed them both and pushed open the 7th year boys' room. James usually slept with the rest of the Mauraders, even though he had his own room, too.

Lily tip toed next to his bed and rubbed the potion between her hands, before running it through his hair, making it stand up more. She giggled. Rose poured the contents of her bottle around Sirius. He groaned and turned over, pushing his face in the sticking goo. She snickered and turned to Molly, who was sprinkling glitter over Peter, who was covered in Gluey Potion.

Remus yawned and sat up. He turned to Lily and gaped. Lily pressed him down back on the bed, covering his mouth. "Shush! Remus! It's just us!"

She slowly took her hands from his face and he blinked. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" He whispered.

"Getting James back for calling me a Know-It-All snob."

"Lily! What did Peter and Sirius do?"

"Nothing. But we're attacking his friends too. So say good night, Remy."

"What?!"

"Obliviate!"

His eyes rolled back in his head. "Lils! We got him strung up!"

"Hang on!" She striaghtened Remus back on his bed and pulled a rope around him, tying him to the bed. She helped Molly and Rose pull the rope that was tied around James' feet.

"Christ, he's a heavy sleeper!" Lily gasped, tying the other end of the rope around Sirius' feet.

"Birds of the feather fly together." Rose whispered, magicing a pully between their beds. The girls burst into giggles.

"Let's go." Molly whispered, nervously.

Lily turned around at the door. "Good night, Potter. Hope you're a morning person."

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James yawned and sat up. Something tugged his ankles and suddenly he was hanging upside down, over his bed.

"SIRIUS!"

Sirius sat up quickly, covered in pink potion. He lifted his hand that was sticking to the sheets by some strange, sticky, mustard-looking potion. James grabbed the post of his bed and pulled himself back down.

Sirius yelled as he was yanked by his feet, upside down, over his bed. James reached for his glasses, still upside down. Sirius pushed the sheets that was sticking to his body, so he could gape at James.

"REMUS!" They yelled together.

Remus sat up but was yanked back. Thick, rough, ropes tied him to his bed. "HELP!" He yelled.

"Help?" Sirius tried to fling back the hair that had fallen over his face. "We're strung upside down!"

"PETER!" The three boys' yelled. Peter jumped and sat up he gaped at them and started laughing.

"They got you guys good! You guys look hilarious!"

To his suprise, all three boys burst into laughter. "*We* look hilarious?!" James gasped. "You're pink, Wormtail!"

Peter ran to the mirror and gaped. His hair was pink, his skin was pink, his nose was transfigured into a pig snout. He yelled.

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"EVANS!" James yelled through the portrait. The veela cocked her eyebrows. Lily giggled. "Yes, James?"

"Get the hell out here, NOW!" Rose and Molly pushed open the door and stood back as James ran in. Lily jumped behind her bed. James chased her around it.

"Wow, Potter. You're hair looks so sunny!" Lily giggled, jumping over her bed, James at her heels. He stopped and looked in the mirror. His hair was quickly turning yellow. He grabbed his soft strands and yelled. Rose giggled.

"You know, I always liked my eggheads sunny side up."

"ROSEMARTA!" Sirius bellowed behind her. Rose slowly turned around and stifled a laugh. Sirius tripped over the sheets that were still sticking to him and fell at her feet.

"Oh, Professor!" Molly yelled, innocently. McGonagall strided in, only seconds later. She gasped and clutched her chest. "What in the world happened here?!"

James jumped to his feet. "Evans...did...this...to...us." He panted. Lily blinked. "I don't know what he's talking about, Professor. He just ran into my room this morning, and chased me all over my room. Maybe he should go to the Hospital Wing..."

McGonagall shook her head. "ENOUGH!"

Everyone stared at her. She pointed to James. "You and your friends clean yourselves up. Ms. Evans, report with your partners and victims to my office at noon. We need to talk."

James sneered at Lily. McGonagall turned back to him. "I also mentioned her victims, Mr. Potter. I expect to see you and your friends at noon, also."

He gaped at her back as she sailed out. He turned angrily to Lily and glared at her, before following Sirius and Peter out.

"GUYS?!" Remus yelled from his bed.

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(A/N) Power to the girls. Anyways, Lily was getting too bossy, so I had to make her get him. So, REVIEW!!!!