Uhh.. What is there to say? I've been working on SttH alot more, hoping to
get more reviews than its kin, Sonic Vacation, which although very crude
and short, has somehow taken my reviewers. It is inspired by College Days,
but not even close to worthy of my FanFiction level. THERE! My friend keeps
saying it sucks, so now I said it sucks! Happy now? On with the fic.
That, and I'm thinking about making a choose-your-own path thingy. Tell me what you think in a Review so that I might try it! Thanks all!
Gordon: Eliza?
Eliza: What?
Gordon: You see anything?
Eliza: Just alot of Houndeyes.
Gordon: Food.
Eliza: What are you talking about?
Gordon: Houndeyes are edible, and those who try it say it is delicious. I want food. I'm hungry.
Eliza: Okay, how do we kill one without getting ourselves killed?
Gordon: You mean how to kill it without damaging the meat. Houndeyes are normally passive, and I know how to lure one.
Eliza: Uhh.. Maybye we choke it?
Headcrab and Gordon stare at Eliza.
Eliza: Okay, it dosen't have a throat. Maybye we could chop it?
Gordon: I don't have a knife.
Eliza: I do.
Eliza pulls out a medium-sized knife.
Eliza: My mom gave it to me, in case someone tries to attack me or something.
Gordon: Nice call, I think our Headcrab friend could use it.
Headcrab: What? Why me?
Eliza: What did he say? I don't know sign language.
Gordon: He said why him. Headcrab, you've done just about nothing for me so far. You must have some uses.
Headcrab: All right, get me the knife.
Gordon: He wants the knife.
Eliza gives the Headcrab the knife. Headcrab brandishes it with his host body's claws.
Headcrab: Well, it feels odd, but I can do it.
Gordon then proceeded to lure a Houndeye to Headcrab, who proceeded to chop it up.
Now for the commercials, you don't want to know how they eat that.
Commercial 1-------
Navy Seal: Hey, where'd my MP-5 go?
Alan Shepard: Screw that, take this SAW Machine Gun and try harder. Maybye you MIGHT BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY PENETRATE THE ARMOR OF A HEEEAAAD- CRAAAAAB......
Navy Seal: You're a psychopath.
Shepard: HEEEEEAAADD-CRAAABBBB....
Just in case you didn't know, that's nice, long, and streched out on the eh in Headcrab and aaab in Headcrab.
Navy Seal: There's my MP-5.
The Seal shoots Shepard, putting him out of his misery.
Shepard: WEEE GOD DAMNIT WEE STOP WEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMNIT WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navy Seal: He's more screwed up than I thought.
End Commercials-----------
Eliza: I can't believe I just ate what I did, but now I want to eat more.
Gordon: Who cares? Food is food.
END CHAPTER 3: CODENAME LUNCH!!!
That, and I'm thinking about making a choose-your-own path thingy. Tell me what you think in a Review so that I might try it! Thanks all!
Gordon: Eliza?
Eliza: What?
Gordon: You see anything?
Eliza: Just alot of Houndeyes.
Gordon: Food.
Eliza: What are you talking about?
Gordon: Houndeyes are edible, and those who try it say it is delicious. I want food. I'm hungry.
Eliza: Okay, how do we kill one without getting ourselves killed?
Gordon: You mean how to kill it without damaging the meat. Houndeyes are normally passive, and I know how to lure one.
Eliza: Uhh.. Maybye we choke it?
Headcrab and Gordon stare at Eliza.
Eliza: Okay, it dosen't have a throat. Maybye we could chop it?
Gordon: I don't have a knife.
Eliza: I do.
Eliza pulls out a medium-sized knife.
Eliza: My mom gave it to me, in case someone tries to attack me or something.
Gordon: Nice call, I think our Headcrab friend could use it.
Headcrab: What? Why me?
Eliza: What did he say? I don't know sign language.
Gordon: He said why him. Headcrab, you've done just about nothing for me so far. You must have some uses.
Headcrab: All right, get me the knife.
Gordon: He wants the knife.
Eliza gives the Headcrab the knife. Headcrab brandishes it with his host body's claws.
Headcrab: Well, it feels odd, but I can do it.
Gordon then proceeded to lure a Houndeye to Headcrab, who proceeded to chop it up.
Now for the commercials, you don't want to know how they eat that.
Commercial 1-------
Navy Seal: Hey, where'd my MP-5 go?
Alan Shepard: Screw that, take this SAW Machine Gun and try harder. Maybye you MIGHT BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY PENETRATE THE ARMOR OF A HEEEAAAD- CRAAAAAB......
Navy Seal: You're a psychopath.
Shepard: HEEEEEAAADD-CRAAABBBB....
Just in case you didn't know, that's nice, long, and streched out on the eh in Headcrab and aaab in Headcrab.
Navy Seal: There's my MP-5.
The Seal shoots Shepard, putting him out of his misery.
Shepard: WEEE GOD DAMNIT WEE STOP WEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMNIT WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Navy Seal: He's more screwed up than I thought.
End Commercials-----------
Eliza: I can't believe I just ate what I did, but now I want to eat more.
Gordon: Who cares? Food is food.
END CHAPTER 3: CODENAME LUNCH!!!