A/N: I don't know what I was thinking. Very bored, and feeling very anti-Krum I suppose. To the song "No Scrubs" by TLC. Suppose to be in Hermione's POV. C'mon, you know you think its funny….
'No Krums'
Krum is a guy who thinks he's fine,
Also known as a 'seeker'.
Always talking about what he has,
He just sits on his broomstick.
So,
No, I don't want your owl,
No, I don't want to send you one,
No, I don't want to visit you nowhere,
No, I don't want none of your fame.
No, I don't want no Krum,
Krum is a guy who can't get no love from me,
Hanging off the Hogwarts side of his Drumstrang ship,
Trying to scowl at me.
Now Krum's watching me,
But his brows are kinda thick,
And I know that he can not approach me,
Cause he's looking like class,
And Ron's looking murderous,
Can't get away from Karkaroff,
So,
No, I don't want your owl,
No, I don't want to send you one.
No, I don't want to visit you nowhere,
No, I don't want none of your fame.
No, I don't want no Krum,
Krum is a guy who can't get no love from me,
Hanging off the Hogwarts side of his Drumstrang ship,
Trying to scowl at me.
If you don't have balance when your walking,
Oh yes man, I'm talking to you,
If you live in dumb Bulgaria,
Oh yes man, I'm talking to you,
If you have house-elf that you don't show love,
Oh yes man, I'm talking to you.
Want to get with me cause of your money,
Oh no, I don't want no Krum.
No, No.
No, I don't want no Krum,
Krum is a guy who can't get no love from me,
Hanging off the Hogwarts side of his Drumstrang ship,
Trying to scowl at me.
A/N: Hehe well, there it is. I thought it was rather humorous, but that's just me. Thank you for your time and PLEASE REVIEW!!