Chapter 2

TYPICAL SATURDAY

Saturdays. Always boring. Trish and I came to work in our nightwear, we had had a long, long, night. If you get the drift. We changed in the bathrooms. The look on Shannon's face when she saw me in my boxers and men's undershirt. I laughed so hard. Her mouth dropped to the floor, and her eyes were huge.

"Long night, Sara?" Joseph asked in his perverted voice. "Yeah, long and far more pleasing than your little night of masturbation, there Joe." I answered while heading for my part of the office. "Why don't you, I, and Trish have a real pleasing night together." .5 seconds and already I could feel the flames desperately wanting to come out of my fingers and burn him like they burned my mother. A new record for him, I still had a come back though.

I turned and leaned over the desk he worked at, letting a teasingly little bit of cleavage show. I could see his pants rise. A put on my sexiest look, and said in my most seductive voice "If you become a great looking woman, I would be happy to think about it, NOT!" I started laughing. He got up and walked into the men's bathroom. I didn't see him for a good ten minutes.

When he came back out Shannon, who had seen the whole thing, made a little remark about the strange new stain on his pants. I was laughing forever. Shannon, I would invite to a three-some anytime. She was hot, funny, hot, smart, and hot. When I finally stopped laughing Lain walked in. "Hi Lain, is your girl with you?" Lain looked a little puzzled. After a couple seconds of thought she looked up. "Oh. Alice? She's at home." She was so clueless it was adorable.

"Oh, if it isn't our little guinea pig! Have fun last night?" Trish walked in. She always called the newbies guinea pigs. "Yes, though Alice is strange sometimes. It seems whenever I'm with her she does something to catch me off guard. She says it's to keep me on my toes, and I need to build some reflexes." Trish just giggled. Lain probably just reminded her of us. "Are you saying Alice pulled some kinky moves on you last night?" O.k. O.k. I'm a pervert. "Um," Lain had her little confused look. "SARA!" Trish and Shannon were giving me their 'Death! Death! Death to you!' look. "What? What? Whaaaaatt?" I'm pathetic, I know.

"Actually, she's right. That's the thing about Alice. Last night" "O.k. Lain. Let's get started." Trish broke in. I walked over to Trish; I couldn't ignore the thought in my head. "Trish, let her tell her story, maybe Alice knows something we don't." To save her breath she just elbowed me in the stomach. "I love you too." I managed. "Lain, we are going to go in another room that is completely void of any perverted minded distractions." She spat 'distractions' at me. "I want Sara to come." Lain looked at me. Trish was just lost for words. "Face it baby, kids love the perv!" I never learn. "If you don't stop it Sara.no more sex."

"No! B.baby! You wouldn't! Please! I'll be good! Just don't cut me off from sex! You can't! If you cut me off from sex I'll start smoking again! Plleeaaaasssssssseeee!" I pleaded and cried all the way to the study room. I was a pathetic, horny lesbian with a passion for fire. But I was also always the life of the party!