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Fragmented Lives (The Parody)
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Copyright Info and Disclaimer.
"Neon Genesis Evangelion" is Copyright (c) 2002 by Gainax. All OTHER material is Copyright (c) 2002 their owners. All materials used for PARODY purposes.
"Fragmented Lives (THE PARODY)" is Copyright (c) 2002 by DBM. This work is an Amateur, Non-Commercial work by an Anime/Manga Fan. This work was created in the Spirit of the Copyright Exemptions regarding Parodies and Satire.
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NOT Recommended for Children.
Intended for MATURE Audiences.
There are NO 'sex scenes', but, just like the original NGE series, the story will explore the results and side effects of such activities. Along the way, there'll be swearing, violence, drugs, Adult situations, and frank discussions of sex education/family planning information, as well as thoughts and opinions on the morals and ethics of sexual assault, dating, courtship, marriage, alternate sexualities, pregnancy, childbirth, parenthood, Family Values, etc.
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AU Alert (Alternate Universe).
OOC Alert (Out Of Character).
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Fragment - Clown Prince.
The NERVIS Base held many secrets. Secure labs and offices hid anonymously within its borders, harbouring things kept deliberately hidden from the Public Eye. While some of the General Public might be interested in what bizarre truths the Base kept silent, the vast majority would by far, not want to know if they did…
…And as for those souls who were privy to the many dark and disturbing things…
Cagey Rogue stood silently in a small closet, re-checking the automatic camera he had with him. "Battery fine…" he murmured, "Lens cap off… Fresh disk…"
Made in Japan, it was an expensive digital camera using a Magneto-Optical disk as a storage medium. With a maximum image resolution of 1600 by 1200 pixels, at 24 bits per pixel, the high-resolution images were around 5.5 Megabytes in size.
Even using standard 'Image compression', the file size barely changed. This was because each time the camera took a picture, multiple images were recorded in the visible, infrared, and UV portions of the spectrum, and 'layered' together in a format that enabled each layer to be individually retrieved.
Everything having checked out, Cagey mopped the nervous sweat from his brow…
The reason for Cagey's nervousness, was not just because he had a camera in his possession, while in a 'Restricted' zone, although that would certainly be good enough reason… No, Cagey was nervous about WHAT he expected to photograph…
…Very shortly…
Muffled noises from beyond the closet door made Cagey tense up, his senses alert and searching for any indication he'd been found out.
From the other side, came two familiar voices.
"Why are we here Commander?" came the childish voice of Rave#1.
"I want you to experience what other children do…" Glando's voice replied.
"Where are the Sociological Technicians?" Rave asked.
"Their presence is not… required… for this scenario…" Glando advised.
In his closet, Cagey sneered smugly, 'Or anyone else's… Eh Atari?'
"Sit on the table Rave…" Glando said, "I'll be back shortly…"
Cagey wondered if his cover was blown. His hands grew clammy, and his heart thumped in his chest as he prepared himself for the consequences of failure…
Long minutes passed slowly by, and then…
"Commander?" came Rave's puzzled voice, "Why did you change your clothes?"
"This attire is considered… traditional…"
"And the box?" the unseen Rave asked.
"It contains something I think you'll enjoy…"
Cagey crouched in the closet, one hand gripping his camera, the other edging stealthily towards the door handle.
"Now Rave," intoned Glando, "Hold out your hands, and shut your eyes, and I will give you a nice surprise…"
Cagey suddenly burst out of his closet, the auto winder on the camera snapping off several pictures of…
Rave#1, sitting on a table with her eyes shut, and her outstretched hands holding a plate with a rather thick slice of 'disgustingly rich' chocolate mud cake on it… The rest of the cake lay in an opened 'cake shop' box on the table
And beside the table…
…stood Glando Atari, the enigmatic Commander of the NERVIS Base…
…wearing a rainbow coloured 'afro' wig, and a multi-coloured silk clown outfit, complete with long floppy boots, and a large red clown nose…
"Happy Birthday Rave!" Cagey said merrily while grinning evilly at Glando.
"Is today my birthday Mr Rogue?" Rave asked, her eyes opening at his voice.
"Incorrect," Glando stated, glaring meaningfully at Cagey, "We don't know WHEN Rave's Birthday is, DO WE?"
"True," Cagey shrugged, taking Glando's cue to keep quiet on Rave's true origins, "In which case, Happy Un-Birthday Rave!"
"Rave…" Glando said quietly, his glare almost boring holes in Cagey, "…eat your cake… I need to… have words… with someone…"
Cagey backed away as Glando moved towards him.
"Cagey…" Glando's voice slipped into a threatening growl…
"Oh Atari!" Cagey chirped cheerily, a sly gleam in his eyes, "It's just so… so… 'touching'… to know that even you have a human side…"
"The camera!" Glando ordered, holding his hand out, "Now!"
"But of course," Cagey agreed, ejecting the image disk before tossing the empty camera at Glando's surprised face, "Catch!"
Glando instinctively used both hands to catch the camera, almost immediately throwing it to the floor when he saw that the image disk was missing.
"Cagey!" Glando roared at the running man, "Give me that disk you B-----D!"
"No way, Hairy Legs!" Cagey chortled while running for dear life, "These'll look ACE on the Main Bulletin Board…"
Glando gave pursuit, but was so hampered by his long floppy clown boots, that his quarry was able to get a good lead.
Meanwhile, back at the table, Rave munched on…
"S--T!" Glando screamed as he tripped over the clown boots. A natural athlete, Glando turned the fall into a roll, skilfully discarding the offending footwear in one smooth fluid motion before continuing pursuit.
Without the hindrance of his unusual footwear, Glando proved surprisingly sprightly, and he was soon able to catch up.
"Gimme that disk!" Glando roared, the clutching claw of his outstretched hand just grazing the back of Cagey's shirt "Or I'll…"
"Chase me along a main corridor?" Cagey huffed.
Glando skidded to a sudden stop as he realised that they were very close to a main corridor, and the potential view of other people, not to mention the normal security cameras.
"See ya later!" Cagey crowed triumphantly, as he disappeared around a corner…
With a string of unprintable comments, Glando quickly retraced his steps back to the room where Rave#1 and her 'un-birthday party' cake were waiting for him.
…Or rather, the room where just Rave, was waiting for him…
Glando blinked as he realised that only a few small crumbs remained of the extremely rich mud cake he had bought the child as a party gift. A dark smudge around Rave's mouth gave an indication of where the rest of the mud cake had gone, while the bulge of the child's stomach, and the greenish tinged queasy look on her face confirmed it.
"Rave?" Glando asked, suddenly concerned for the mud-cake-filled child.
"Commander…" Rave burped, "It tasted… agreeable… But… my stomach… hurts…"
"There, there," Glando crooned, patting Rave's back, like a mother would 'burp' a baby, "I should've told you not to eat all of it. Like so many things in life, a small amount may be pleasant, but too much is a bad thing… I remember…"
Glando's reminisces were interrupted as Rave's abdominal muscles suddenly clenched. The rich food she had just over-eaten was forcefully regurgitated…
Glando flinched, as a flood of chocolate flavoured vomit drenched him from head to foot. Wig and Clown suit sagged under the onslaught.
"C-Commander…" Rave gurgled between heaves.
"It's… all right…" Glando murmured, patting Rave reassuringly, while thinking darkly, 'Good thing Cagey's not here… The Clown pics I can live with, but this…'
Unknown to Glando, the numerous 'spy' cameras Fu2ok had hidden in various parts of the room as 'backups', whirred on…
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