Fragmented Lives The Parody Pieces

by DBM

Warning! Adult/Mature situations, ACC, OOC, AU, SI, SPOILERS for Anime/Manga. The Story? 137 escape the Lab... And things aren't as you'd expect... Pieces, scenes, vignettes & experimental writings using characters from NGE & the Altered Lives storyline.

7. 06 Xmas Ball Very Short

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Fragmented Lives (The Parody)

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Copyright Info and Disclaimer.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion" is Copyright (c) 2002 by Gainax.  All OTHER material is Copyright (c) 2002 their owners.  All materials used for PARODY purposes.

"Fragmented Lives (THE PARODY)" is Copyright (c) 2002 by DBM.  This work is an Amateur, Non-Commercial work by an Anime/Manga Fan.  This work was created in the Spirit of the Copyright Exemptions regarding Parodies and Satire.

If you like my work, you may keep a copy for your own personal records, but you may NOT post it on any websites/newsgroups, NOR may you include it in any printed publication for sale/public distribution.  If printing out a copy for yourself or a friend, you may reformat it (paragraph spacing, page-breaks, font and font size, borders, bold/italic, etc) to fit the paper you use, but please do not change any of the actual words or wording in the document.

Sole web-posting at FanFiction.Net - Author's E-Mail address on File.

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Censorship Info and Disclaimer.

NOT Recommended for Children.

Intended for MATURE Audiences.

There are NO 'sex scenes', but, just like the original NGE series, the story will explore the results and side effects of such activities.  Along the way, there'll be swearing, violence, drugs, Adult situations, and frank discussions of sex education/family planning information, as well as thoughts and opinions on the morals and ethics of sexual assault, dating, courtship, marriage, alternate sexualities, pregnancy, childbirth, parenthood, Family Values, etc.

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Fandom Alerts and Disclaimer.

AU Alert (Alternate Universe).

OOC Alert (Out Of Character).

ACC Alert (Author Created Character).

SI Alert (Self Insert - Author appears in the story as a character).

SPOILER Alert (May 'spoil' surprises in the Manga and Anime TV/Movies).

' ' denotes thoughts.

" " denotes speech

denotes other method of communication.

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OMAKE - XMAS Ball.

…The Fan Fiction Writer heard a soft knock at his door, and rose creakily to answer it.  He was surprised to see a single Rave Clone outside.

"Hello," the F.F.W. said to the teenager, "And what brings you here today?"

The Japanese Rave Clone surprised the F.F.W. by answering in faultless English, "I have come to hang your balls from a tree…"

The F.F.W. swallowed hard as he tried to remember what, if anything, he'd done recently to incur such dire retribution…

"…and your tinsel too," the Clone continued with a slightly puzzled expression as she observed the distraught look on the F.F.W.'s face.

"Tuh-tinsel?" the word stuttered out of the F.F.W.'s mouth.

"Yes," the Clone confirmed in English, "Or do you wish me to deck the halls with Holly's boughs first?"

The F.F.W. slumped against the doorframe with a sigh of relief.  Once again, it was just a communication breakdown…

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