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Fragmented Lives (The Parody)
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Copyright Info and Disclaimer.
"Neon Genesis Evangelion" is Copyright (c) 2002 by Gainax. All OTHER material is Copyright (c) 2002 their owners. All materials used for PARODY purposes.
"Fragmented Lives (THE PARODY)" is Copyright (c) 2002 by DBM. This work is an Amateur, Non-Commercial work by an Anime/Manga Fan. This work was created in the Spirit of the Copyright Exemptions regarding Parodies and Satire.
If you like my work, you may keep a copy for your own personal records, but you may NOT post it on any websites/newsgroups, NOR may you include it in any printed publication for sale/public distribution. If printing out a copy for yourself or a friend, you may reformat it (paragraph spacing, page-breaks, font and font size, borders, bold/italic, etc) to fit the paper you use, but please do not change any of the actual words or wording in the document.
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Censorship Info and Disclaimer.
NOT Recommended for Children.
Intended for MATURE Audiences.
There are NO 'sex scenes', but, just like the original NGE series, the story will explore the results and side effects of such activities. Along the way, there'll be swearing, violence, drugs, Adult situations, and frank discussions of sex education/family planning information, as well as thoughts and opinions on the morals and ethics of sexual assault, dating, courtship, marriage, alternate sexualities, pregnancy, childbirth, parenthood, Family Values, etc.
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Fandom Alerts and Disclaimer.
AU Alert (Alternate Universe).
OOC Alert (Out Of Character).
ACC Alert (Author Created Character).
SI Alert (Self Insert - Author appears in the story as a character).
SPOILER Alert (May 'spoil' surprises in the Manga and Anime TV/Movies).
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OMAKE - All's Fair in Love and War.
Unfortunately, even Fan Fiction Writers are prone to the frailties of being Human. Especially if they eat at 'Cheap and Tacky' Take-Away-Food joints.
So it was inevitable, that sooner rather than later, the Fan Fiction Writer would come down with a painful case of 'food poisoning', after binge eating at one such establishment of ill repute…
…Which is a polite way of using Precise Medical terms to say that his 'guts were crook', or to put it in simple terms, he had a bad case of the S--TS…
While the Fan Fiction Writer was groaning mournfully in the Bog, suffering the travails and torments of an overwhelmed bowel, his Faithful Computer was whirring patiently away, awaiting the return of its master…
…Unfortunately, someone else found it first…
'Hmmm,' thought the Clone known as Twelve, 'What's this? It looks suspiciously like the computer that our stories are being created on…'
A cunning gleam entered the Clone's crimson eyes as she realised that it WAS INDEED, the computer their stories were being created on…
…And that it had been left plugged in, turned on, unsecured, and unattended…
'This is TOO GOOD to pass up!' decided Twelve, seating herself in 'The Chair'.
Twelve frowned, as the strain of taking control of the story fell upon her, and she started crafting her OWN 'Alternate Universe'…
…Clickety-Clickety went the keys…
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Elsewhere, Aesir had just received an important looking letter.
"I hope it's not one of those 'you may have won a fortune, send us money to find out' type of letters," Aesir grumbled as she ripped it open.
It wasn't. Instead, it was an invitation to a Gala Presentation Award Ceremony, and Aesir had been invited to appear as a 'Special Guest'. That is, if as the letter oh-so-grovellingly toadied, Aesir could spare the time from her busy schedule, to bless them with her sublime presence.
The letter continued, pointing out that if Aesir did deign to accept the invitation, that all expenses of the ceremony, including formal wear, would be met by the Ceremony organisers…
"Well!" exclaimed Aesir, her nose assuming a snootier angle, "Nice to see SOME people know how to treat a Heroine of **MY** calibre! I'll certainly check my Social Calendar…"
As it turned out, Aesir COULD go to the ceremony. On the day in question, a stretch limo arrived to take her to the ceremony in style…
Once there, Aesir was treated like a Queen…
Until the time came for the award banquet. That was when Aesir found herself sharing a table with some rather unpleasant and obnoxious persons…
To start with, there was a young redheaded chick by the name of 'Lina'… She dressed like she'd just stepped out of some 'Dungeons and Dragons' game, and to cap it all off, the girl had the table manners of a greedy pig…
Then there was a redheaded floozy from some mob called the '3WF'… Her ample curves were barely contained in the skimpy white bikini and boots outfit she wore…
Then there was one called 'Berry' or something… Another exhibitionist with a toned body, she wore an outfit of black Leotard leggings, white g-string and a top that showed a LOT of cleavage…
Then there was…
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Twelve grinned evilly as she collected all of the egotistical, and dangerously super-powered, or otherwise over-fire-powered Redheads in all of the various Anime Universes together in the one spot…
"This is going to be TOO easy," Twelve cackled maniacally…
…She was right…
All those short-tempered egos soon reached critical mass, and…
!! BOOM !!
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Elsewhere, The Clone known as Twelve was crying her eyes out.
Shakey gently cradled the weeping girl in his strong arms, holding her frail body tenderly against his Manly chest. He whispered into her ear, trying to soothe her inner pain with tender declarations of his True Love.
"Oh Shakey," sobbed Twelve, grateful for his loving care, "Even though I'm not Human, you still treat me like a Lady…"
"Of course, my love," Shakey said to her in gentle tones, "And if you just give me the chance, I'll do all I can to make you feel like a Woman as well…"
…Then he brought his lips down to hers, kissing her with hot-blooded passion…
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"What the #$%@???" screamed the Fan Fiction Writer, when at last he was able to get off the 'Porcelain Throne', "Who's been screwing around on my computer???"
None of the Clones said a word, as they were all too busy enjoying Twelve's 'Improved Version' of the story… Especially since Twelve was writing **HER** story in the manner of a 'Passionate' Romance Novel…
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